The Puzzling Evidence Show - Remixed!

Puzzling starts the Show which, again, easily blows minds all over the entire planet; Hal groans while access is granted;  Cardhouse Robot crawls in through a drainpipe; People Complain Soundlesslessly As Too Many Minds Are Already Blown; It's Always the Economy; Dr. Hal Reads The News From The Metaphorical Bay Area collective toilet; Martin Motherhead Shot "Bob" in the butt in LA with Iben S...

voices include: Puzzling Evidence, Dr. Howlland Owll, Dr. Philo Drummond, Cardhouse Robot,  Much technical talk opens the Show and then Dr. Hal accidentally spins into politics and destroys the Show's dedication to non-topicality. George Washington's surveyors retinue and bailywick, The Show is like an Audio Newspaper, Poor George's Horrible Acne issues and Stymie's Limburger, Philo defines a...

Voices include: Puzzling Evidence, Dr. Howlland Owll, Dr. Philo Drummond, Cardhouse Robot,  Promises of "Bob" from some unknown ranter, then The Boys meander into the mix, Doktors break their backs for the Show, Jonny Quest Intro, Exotic Alcoholic Drink names, Philo serves the booze, A Caller is an Active Listener, Peppe lost his way after, Gnomes can do it all, Effects of Colon-Blow by Colon...

Edited for sake of time, topically barren, high-level nearly constant fuzzy real radio on air noise included at no extra charge, originally broadcast March 7th, 2008. The Show effortlessly blows minds and opens with Hal's Half-Life Character then Puzzling, Hal, Philo  - Michael Peppe doesn't love us anymore; Much Ado About Keanu; Kull NOT Krull; Various Hilarious Generic Inter-Host Banter; Dr...

Puzzling, Dr. Hal, Dr. Drummond, and Cardhouse Robot look at stuff and describe objects for the listeners; Copybob checks in; goes to beat the Pope of Las Vegas; What stays in Vegas goes to Vegas; Michael Peppe ruined everything now we're screwed; First get a bucket of pills and a couple of chainsaws; put everything in a big blobby pile to touch with a pole; who do you want me to be; Why Philo Hid...

Puzzling, Dr. Hal, Dr. Drummond, Rev. Stang, Cardhouse Robot struggle to rise above the cacophony of same voices talking over each other, Rev Stang recounts X-Day attempt on his life, Dr. Drummond reveals remedial behavior strategies, X-Day is just around the world from us, Philo admonishes crew on proper radio show etiquette,  Stang and Drummond say thanks "Bob" for his gifts of slack, Googl...

Puzzling, Dr. Hal, Cardhouse Robot and Dr. Drummond, This is THAT episode. Dr Hal hawks his junk with 33 vertebrae, Philo Dances With Scissors Real Fast On Drugs, They're pushing the web again, Mom; A Broad Show; The Show Won't Give The Callers A Chance; Parts of the show are nice; Gutless callers; Pushing the web with hairy toes could be making it busy; Philo describes Everyday Life on the Pleasu...

In this exciting episode, Puzz, Philo and Cardhouse Robot discuss Church secrets heretofore unknown to the general public and how they interface with the Show's mission and purpose. Shaved Ape Society News. The Show will never forget old What's-His-Name, All Your Slack Are Belong To Us, Show safety rules, Don't Drunkenly Endanger Your Proud Show Hand by Running With The Show in Your Bleeding Head...

Luchadore requirements, Fishing Rod accidents, grawdoo scraping methods, sad mop of a man, PuzzlingEvidenceTV is still there but Philo rage quit YouTube already, Men wearing drug britches, music pressure pushes the dancers down in the mix through the dribble tube, Cornfield Caller with Mental Floss Caller, Caller Tony escapee on the loose chasing UFOs, Used Overalls Finally available For All Conco...

Where Hell puts its trash, Hellbound TrainShow Tonight the boys will dump the script and wing it. Puzzling finally punches the Philo and Hal units in and the Show gets all professional and under delivers its first PSA. Climbing into their garments, the Boys attack the Show with renewed vigor and bring it to all the mother-fathers because that's how they roll. Kids getting away with murder and low...

Philo and Puzzleton - The Troll Hunters of Upper Buttblastston A Smelly Troll Plot by Moroccan Roll Philo Trollsondrum is just an ordinary  734-year-old boy living in Upper Buttblastston, until he sees a  horrifying troll, called Hal Robbuttson, climb in through his bedroom  window. Hal, who is built like a potato filled with rocks and smells like  grated butt smothered with sa...

Rewarding Audio Receptors The Magic Kettle A Short Story by Skidmark Twain Philosonson Drummertonville was thinking about Halvin Robberstonton again. Halvin was a snotty coward monster with short buttock and fat frophook. Philosonson walked over to the window and reflected on his wild surroundings. He had always hated creepy Simpledimpletonville City with its large, lovely lofty peaks. It was a pl...

People Not Driving Across  The Curse of the Cursed Sandwich A Horror Story by Green Head 2 Trucks Whilst investigating the death of a local housekeeper, a splendid housekeeper called Philo Drummond uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, cursed sandwich circulating throughout Fortress of Solitude. As soon as anyone uses the sandwich, he or she has exactly 399 days left to live. The d...

The Puzzling Evidence Show starts safely enough when our knife-happy hero, Philo, wakes up in a vestigial dreamfield beckoning callers to be active and contact the Show. The Callers begin tumbling in around 3:36 discussing forgotten recipes involving tobasco sauce. Philo reads from and discusses anal passages from Boys Will Be Boys and the Show's  Everything Disclaimer Form. Philo shuffles pa...

Tonight's show includes an incredible All-Star Line-up with Puzz Ev, Philo, Dr. Hal, Bishop Joey, Jhim Kennedy, Cardhouse Robot, Phineas Narco, and KROB. Recent Scientific Studies have shown that Puzz's legendarily potent intro drugs will kill like an angel in the casual listeners brains who are already stoned on Show, On the way to the Show, Puzz loses a whole lot of words. Complicated words. Wor...

Solfugids Underestimating Puzzling Evidence is a mistake made too often everyday. With Phat Man Dee. After retrieving his newer garment, the intro whipped up a frenzy and left out nobody. Suddenly intact, and without remorse Drs. Howwll and Drummond rarely do what they say they will do but act like maybe they will this time but at the last second fizzle out and instead back-up the Show with the li...

"There's a lady in Chicago that's been living there since I was in high  school. She's a very nice, beautiful lady. Her parents don't want any of  this, especially her grandparents or her siblings. She's been there. A  lot of times she'll be going straight to the movies. But that's the only  thing that really keeps her alive. She goes to the movies the day after  she's kil...

I was a kid when it happened. I'd come home and my sister was on the  phone with the guy that was walking around. She was talking to a friend  that was trying to make some kind of money, and he was like, "Do you  think you can make a living from it?" So, she's like, "Um, yeah. I'd  like to take a job as a salesperson to make some money." So I was like,  "I need to do some...

In the spirit of vacuum cleaner worship the boys bamboozle the top off of the SubGenius bucket of LIES. This week Philo, Hal, and Puzzling spend little time disguising a butt-load of forgotten books, users, non-existent inconsistencies and some other stuff BEFORE presenting a 5-star whirlwind food service performance that goes beyond the pail or bucket. Inside-Jokes, Overly Extended Concepts, Prep...

'...What's that smell?' Philo felt a stabbing pain in his taint when Puzzling asked this. Philo calmly assured him that most albino cats sigh before mating, yet South American hissing sloths usually flamboyantly yawn *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting Puzzling Evidence because he had found Puzzling's tape deck only 5 days prior. It all started wh...

The Brow fiddles with your hind-brain from the back-side and then tells a story, then Puzzling, Philo and Hal inhabit a former, more relaxed leisurely time drinking too many Tom Collinses. Philo finally asks Dr Hal a really hard question while Hal demures, avoiding Philo's masterful play. The Boys are tired of whipping the show into a frenzy and then overthinking it, they practice the time honored...

Puzzling's unfathomable goodness makes Satan his bitch but a long, long time ago in a distant galaxy, leaving the corpulent planet Poontangus, a group of SubGenii fly toward a distant speck which gradually resolves into an abandoned space church. Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by an Evil Philo Drummond clone, a funky orc capable of space highway mopery and even mindcrapping. Terrifie...

The Show opens with Rutabaga "Sigmund" Oswald's girlfriend because yesterday's contest was on the 49th of Froptober. Then Your Hard-Hitting Bleeding-Edge Wide-Eye-Ball News Team, standing shyly in their daintiest  undergarments, Delivers the Up-To-The-Minute Cutting-Edge-News both Bad/Good and Other. The Show extrapolates the minuscule and questionable content far longer than it's actual subs...

The Ask Dr. Hal Show temporarily takes over the Show's empty cranial socket until the "Other" arrives, Suicide Man saw The Eclipse and jabbers on about it, callers collide like cavorting continents, rules for having sex with the Show are enumerated and belabored, a tempting easy recipe for success is tossed out with the trash and numerous potential million-dollar opportunities are strategically av...

The seaside town of Dobbstown holds a secret. Dr. Hal has the perfect life working as a monkey fluffer in the city while fropping freely with his friend, Philo Drummond. However, when he finds an enchanted guillotine in his cellar, he begins to realize that things are not quite as they seem. A resurrection leaves Dr. Hal with some startling questions about his past, and he sets off to magical Dobb...