The Purgatory Podcast

This Millipede Could Have Been An Email 06.12.2024 23:56 ↓

I just found out a shark chewed on an undersea data cable and accidentally zapped this episode into their brain. Nature is so fascinating.

The Nudest Scoob 29.11.2024 22:55 ↓

I’m so thankful, people should be thanking me for how thankful I am. You’re welcome by the way. And thank you.

Vampiric Environs 22.11.2024 30:52 ↓

This episode was originally entirely in Morse code and I had to redo the whole thing. Rookie mistake.

You Were Born. Everyone Is Born. 15.11.2024 25:16 ↓

My podcast rival on the iTunes charts is someone accidentally uploading the sound of marbles being thrown down stone staircases every week. They're sponsored by HelloFresh.

Dolphins Take Card 08.11.2024 27:08 ↓

Thank you for electing me president but I must refuse the honor because I hate working in offices. I don’t care that you made it an oval. Also I’m illiterate.

Hotdog McDichael 01.11.2024 30:42 ↓

I submitted this episode to a lake behind my house. Just put it on a disc and tossed it in the water for consideration. Excited to hear back.

Stinky Cheese Disease 04.10.2024 26:41 ↓

Imagine actually listening to a podcast lol

Bird of the Year Awards 27.09.2024 25:46 ↓

All of the words I said in this episode appeared in word clouds over my head as I said them and they’re still just floating up there. They’re starting to go bad and stink up my house.

Mr. Legislator 20.09.2024 22:52 ↓

This episode was made-to-order at a Dunkin' Donuts for some freak who just wanted "whatever makes sense."

I'm Thinking With Gunk 13.09.2024 31:40 ↓

Everyone was harmed in the making of this podcast episode. Everyone.

I'm Copying Your Kitchen Because I Love You 14.06.2024 25:52 ↓

Everyone get off the internet. It's my turn to use it.

Greg.edu 07.06.2024 32:57 ↓

Everything I say and do on this one was foretold in The Prophecy. So, not my problem.

Muscle Skeleton Meat Man 31.05.2024 22:47 ↓

They should invent a podcast worth listening to. In the meantime, here's this.

Reverse Reverse Psychology 24.05.2024 30:20 ↓

I can tell by your vibes you want to click play on this episode. You're giving out classic "I'm gonna listen to your podcast" energy.

Dr. Silly's Silly Sponges 18.05.2024 28:17 ↓

If you click play on this podcast, demons will come into your home. Premium Listeners who subscribe to the Silver Tier get 6-month demon protection free.

Coattails.com 10.05.2024 25:11 ↓

I'm having an episode. Actually I'm having an entire season.

Ant Blindness 03.05.2024 33:01 ↓

This episode is raw and unpasteurized. It's going to make you ill for weeks.

Cleavis The Late 26.04.2024 25:31 ↓

Your standard issue, government mandated podcast episode has arrived.

You Don't Get To Be Sand Yet 19.04.2024 27:00 ↓

If this episode is blasting on your car stereo when you get pulled over, the cop has to let you go and he has to give you five dollars too.

The Sweet Release of Midnight 12.04.2024 25:33 ↓

Waldo was standing behind me this entire episode, if you're one of those people looking for him. I don't know if this counts towards your Waldo points or whatever.

Hashtag Can It 05.04.2024 26:59 ↓

If you play this episode to your child in utero, they will grow up to become more powerful than you and will defeat you.

Through The Bagel Hole 29.03.2024 24:03 ↓

You have to listen to this episode in your car at max volume driving 100+ mph to really "get" it.

Can I Have Molecules? 22.03.2024 22:22 ↓

If you like this episode, show your support by sitting quietly and doing nothing.

Hitler's Rollercoaster 15.03.2024 31:27 ↓

This episode will be playing in Times Square but only the frequencies that dogs can hear. It was cheaper to do it that way.

I Drink My Milkshake 08.03.2024 24:48 ↓

This episode is from the past, which is where all the dead people are. I hope that doesn't make it too scary for you.