The ProcrastiN8r Podcast

Couch ambition is a 5 step mindset module in an easily memorable acronym that is designed to help you be lazy and STILL reach your goals. It eliminates work and maximizes your bum around time. Escape the 9 to 5 and become a lazy entrepreneur and start your business from the comforts of your couch (both literally and figuratively). This episode covers the first 3 steps of the module. Next week, we'...

Hmm so can you? Is it even possible to be lazy and ambitious simultaneously? Or are they two polar opposites that can't coordinate together? Can you ever be goal-oriented and slothful af? Or is the slothfulness gonna hold you back from your goals? The quick answer is... YES! ...and it's called Couch Ambition. Ambition (like the normal ambition we hear about every day) is often associated with a Ni...

Epic Games just turned being lazy and taking a break into one of the most genius marketing campaigns ever! Over the weekend, Season 10 of Fortnite came to a close. And ended with a huge galactic explosion! ...as an in-game event. Epic broke the fourth wall and brought the virtual world into reality by literally shutting down the servers and telling everyone: "This is The End. Thank you for pl...

There's nothing REAL about a "Real" Job! You do tasks you don't like. For a boss you despise. To please customers you frankly don't give an rat's ass about. All while  pretending  to be happy with a fake smile and dressing up in clothes that you put on that don't suit your personal tastes or style. It's all an act and quite frankly, a miserable existence. All I want to do is sit at home...

o you want to escape the 9 to 5 grind and be your own boss but are too lazy to start a business? Lukily, as Sam Priestley talked about in  last week's episode (lvl 60) , you can be a LAZY entreprenur! Following up that conversation, here are some easy ways to make income from home that require very little effort. So lay on back down in your PJs and get ready to make some money from your c...

Meet doppelganger me, Sam Priestley, the Lazy Entrepreneur himself. Today on the show we pick his mind a bit and find out how he’s being lazy and getting away with it. HIS STORY: Loved being a college student. Hated going to classes The “wake up moment” where he realized he wanted to get out of the 9 to 5 grind (and go back to the lazy college student lifestyle, without needing to show up to class...

Ah, sleep. It's simply one of the best things in existence. Seriously, how many times do you wake up and just wnat to stay in bed because it feels so good. Like is there really anything that brings such euphoric feelings and requires so little effort? Plus, sleep has all these scientific benefits. It leads to better focus, stronger emotional control as well as more energy and better health overall...

Last week we covered the beginning of our list of Reasons Why You Should Be a Quitter. We procrastinated a bit, but today we finally finished that list. We're always told to "keep at it" no matter what. Sometimes the best option is to embrace your laziness and just be a quitter. There's no sense working hard and sticking with something that is a waste of time. You feel fatigued Monday’s...

We’re always told “don’t quit” and keep going, no matter the circumstances, no matter the problems -- to just try hard and give it all ya got. “Don’t be a quitter.” they’ll say. They make it off like you’re some sort of loser if you quit things so easily. Well they’re wrong. Winners quit all the time. They just know when to quit and how to quit. They know when to walk away and then go lay on the c...

There's a difference between being a business owner and creating your own job. You want an income stream, not extra work to do. Aim to create vision and lead, instead of doing the dirty work of starting/running a business. That's the lazy way to success. But how do you create this vision? How do you lead a team to do what you want?

You can be lazy af. Sit on the couch all day, get other people to work for you, but wait hold on. Stop right there. "Get other people to work for you" Looks like at some point, work is necessary. Not by you, of course. Hopefully when you get other people to do work for you, you treat them like a human being. Read the full blog:  http://www.procrastin8r.com/blog/noteveryone

What if you're awkward or too lazy to talk? You ever feel like you're just not good at starting a conversation ...yet alone keeping one going You may feel shy or call yourself "quiet" or maybe even a bit "socially awkward" Fortunately, talking to other people comes down to letting them do the talking. Just ask questions, embrace your laziness, sit back, and let them answer. Tha...

ProcrastiN8rs don't like to spend more time and effort in things than they have to. So you shouldn't spend time or effort in relationships that are toxic. There are certain types of people out there that just SUCK. Literally. They suck you dry of your emotional, mental, and maybe even financial resources. Embrace your laziness and say goodbye to these people, cut them out of your life, instead of...

NGAF is a natural talent of the lazy man, and the key to confidence. Own what you do and don't give a f_  what people think. Relax and take it easy, rather than stressing out about making the perfect impression. Accept criticism and don't give any f s about being judged too cynically. Focus on having a good time, rather than making other people happy. Do whatever makes you, yourself, happy. Embrac...

I've played Runescape for over 15 years and it taught me a lot of awesome life lessons in real life. Here they are: I Learned How to Set Goals and Achieve Them I Learned It is Sometimes OKAY to Do Things You Don’t Like I Learned I can create MY own way to “Win” I Learned the Ins and Outs of a Real Economy I Learned to Use My Time Efficiently I Learned to Adapt and Use “Flaws” of a System to My Adv...

Today we have an interview with a guy making money as a camguy for gay dudes, even though he's totally straight! Worked at a gun shop. Hated the 9 to 5, wanted to make his own hours and get paid for doing stuff he likes, a true PRO-crastin8r Started out as a “rent a best friend” tour guide. Smoke pot and shoot guns in the mountains. Made ads on Craigslist to find clients. He’s a hyper sexual guy a...

School is NOT a place of learning. It's a place of indoctrination. The only thing you truly learn is how to pass tests and submit to authority. Kids go to school for 12+ years and get out in the real world and don't know how to "adult" They have NO FREAKING CLUE what they are doing. You can't blame them though. We learn in school that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell but no...

It's Fourth of July, Independence Day, a time to celebrate our freedom. But Freedom is something people don't have much of as corporate workers. You must escape the plantation and be a procrastinator! Instead of owners outright trading slaves on the market, and physically whipping them for bad behavior, they have ever so cleverly and cunningly created a system in which the slaves "sell"...

If you want to learn, if you want to be successful, DROP OUT OF SCHOOL! You've been brainwashed into thinking "You must go to school and get a good education." Look, the education system sucks. It's designed to be boring to get you to associate learning with boredom. It is not a place of learning but a place of indoctrination. There is NO super secret knowledge behind the closed doors of...

Your steps are worth moola. Might as well get paid while playing AR games like PokemonGo, Harry Potter Wizards Unite, or Walking Dead Our World. Read the full blog here: www.procrastin8r.com/blog/pokemongo Credit: Pokemon TitleTheme metal cover by FamilyJules7x  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRwtBDtzAfw Zman Enterprises talks about PokemonGo (clip used):  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8OcRXHD...

1. Debt swaps Jo Cook (AKA Jo Crook, Swappy Jo) real name Richard O’Neil Mark DeKoning Merchant Shares (MS Tokens) 2. Rule changes  Earning Junction was a “fast” RevShare with multiple levels of ad packs and earnings ranging from 3-10% daily. Obviously funds ran out rather quickly. In order to combat this, the admin lowered the daily ROI. This did nothing to encourage people to deposit as most use...

HYIPs can be an easy way to make money from the couch. We’re getting HYIP, man, but how do we do it? What sort of resources should you use to find HYIPs? There are several categories of resources and I’ll provide some recommendations within each of them to help you make it easy to find. Monitors: Look at reviews and ratings of HYIPs. HYIP Scope * http://hyipscope.org/ GoldPoll https://www.goldpoll...

High risk. High reward. So high. Shut up and get HYIP! People look at HYIP and will say sounds like a ponzi scheme" or "sounds like a scam." While that's true, people involved in the HYIPindustry understand that. It's like telling a smoker that smoking is unhealthy. We know that sh t. We just like it. This episode is to be a guide and introduction of sorts into a lazy passive income...

To Do Lists suck! They're more like a list of things that never get accomplished. Instead, make a  lazy  to do list. • Do  less  with more  focus . • Only put things on your to do list  that you actually can and will do , even if it's "nothing". • You'll feel much more accomplished having of list of things that got done (or will get done) than having a seemingly endless list of things yo...

Some goals are just unattainable. Fact. Either the bar is set too high, the details are too vague, or there is no way to keep track of progress. _ Do the lazy thing and don't bother with them._ After all, they're just DUMB anyway. Dangerously Unattainable Monstrously Big goals. Make easy SMART goals instead. Specific Measurable Attainable Relevant Timely. Those are ones that require very little th...