The ProcrastiN8r Podcast

Seriously. Stay home. Embrace your laziness. Stop trying to leave your damn house. What's that? You're feeling cabin fever? You want to actually get up off the couch and go outside? What the fuck? People are weird man. We complain about working a 9 to 5 and wish we could stay home. Now that we're being told to stay home, we want to go back to working. We have a little bit of Grass Is Greener Syndr...

Your time could come to an end. You could get infected. You could die to respiratory failure. Or you could walk down the street and get hit by a car-- someone rushing to grab toilet paper. Heck, you could even...fall off the couch and die. But whatever, it's all good. While this whole pandemic makes it, if anything, more obvious that you could face your own death, the fact of the matter is, death...

Times of global struggle remind us all to make progress together towards the Greater Good. We are reminded to protect each other at all costs and put aside our differences in order to serve the best interest of everyone . We are reminded to stop working hard to hoard our own resources and to instead do what is best for the community. We are reminded to stop jumping up and getting distracted, lean...

Tough love. It's when you care about someone so much that you're willing to let them hurt a little. And that's what Mother Nature (or God or the Universe or Zeus, whatever word you choose) is doing for us right now with this Coronavirus pandemic. We've been misbehaving, as a collective society. We've been bad little boys and girls. You see, we've gotten so wrapped up in our own Egos that we've for...

Relax. There's no reason to panic. You've probably seen it all over the news, all over your social media feeds. The CDC has officially called this whole Coronavirus thing a "Pandemic". Several states have signed a "State of Emergency" into effect. Bars are closed. Stores are closed. Liquor stores are closed. Schools are closed. The whole world is shutting down to prevent this v...

Keep on Affirming your Laziness. Whatever you believe to be true about yourself is in fact true. That's the  power  of Affirmations! Affirmations are a lazy little tool and thought process that allows us to become the authors of our own destiny. By repeating a thought or series of thoughts to yourself, you manifest it into reality. Something you don't even have to get out of bed for! Sounds bizarr...

Not everyone "gets it" Not everyone understands how laziness is the key to success, how procrastinating with purpose is more effective then going "no holds barred' Not everyone thinks it's possible to sit on the couch all day and actually make a living. Not everyone will support you in your lazy lifestyle. They'll throw at you classic lines such as: • You're not doing ANYTHING with...

Often times, we are held back by what we want to do because of fear of rejection, fear of failure, or maybe even fear of being disliked. That's right. Fear. It's all Fear. The reason you choose not to do things is NOT because you're lazy. It's because you're afraid. You have to take that same attitude you just did when you opened this e-mail and say "Fuck it. I'm doing it anyway. I don't care...

Curiosity, the heart of an idiot. Curiosity, that sense of wonder. Curiosity. It's what got you to click this lovely little e-mail. You're such an Idiot. But I'm curious: are you proud to be one? Yes, you should be proud to be an Idiot! Don't be ashamed. An Idiot is one of the best titles you cna put on your resume. Today we give an Ode to the Idiot. By saying you're an Idiot, you admit that you d...

There are 3 separate relationships every healthy relationship must have. No I'm not implying that you have a "side chick" or "male orbiter" Nor am I implying you go out and cheat on your partner. But there is a Lazy little life hack that will help keep your (current or future) relationship together and that is by following the Law of the Love Triangle, and it looks like this: 1...

Meet yourself. You are you're own hottest date ever. Discover who you really are. Ask questions about their goals, what they want in life, what they fear, what they regret, what they hope for. Ask them WHY. Dig in deep. Learn to appreciate that person. Respect him or her. Give time to understand his/her feelings without harshly criticizing or blaming them for their faults and mistakes. Encourage a...

They tell us you'll never reach your goals if you're lazy. They tell us to work hard NOW. And get it done NOW. Then you'll be successful NOW. The truth is....success takes time. A LOT of time. It doesn't happen NOW (or even "tomorrow" when you plan on doing it.) but it does happen... EVENTUALLY! It's NOT about working HARD and FAST to get there but working SMART and SLOW. Very few people...

Practicing Patience, or as I like to say "Procrastinating with Purpose" is the KEY to success. This applies to your relationships, career, and even personal goals. The ability to be like "whatever, it'll happen later" and give the time for things to grow at a natural pace is what it takes to make it. Sure there are people that make it rich quick or earn success swiftly, but tho...

Bullshitting takes a lot of skill and effort. I mean if you want to do it properly and not get caught of course. It requires lots and lots of prep work, memorization, and even acting skills to be an efficient liar. Here's what a good bullshitter's lie must include: Have some level of truth to it Add an embarrassing detail Don’t include other people Make it simple Lie with purpose Tell the story ba...

We keep it straight as procrastin8rs because lying is too much hard work. I mean unless of course we're lying in bed. But there is a lot of bullshit out there in the world. And a lot of people that create bullshit. I mean, look, I'll be straight when it comes to building any sort of meaningful relationship with other people, you have two options: 1) Invest months or even years of trust into a pers...

Telling people what you really think is a good skill to have. It really gives you a lot of freedom and just makes life a lot easier than memorizing bullshit. People who "tell it like it is" are often respected (even if they aren't necessarily liked) And it just comes down to these two simple rules: 1) Stop following arbitrary social expectations. 2) Stop putting other people's feelings a...

New year. New content. We're now officially un_bleeping_ censored. Listener discretion is advised. Your future is full of laziness. Let's be realistic. New Year's Resolutions are BULLSHIT. You're NOT gonna lose that weight. You're NOT gonna build a new business You're NOT gonna learn a new instrument. And why is that? Well, it's because you identify and see yourself as a lazy procrastin8r. Lazy Pr...

Be honest with how you feel. It's the ProcrastiN8r way. Don't wear a fake smile or pretend to feel something you don't. Just abide by your own feels, dude. Don't get all worked up" when you feel like sh t either. Relax and express how you feel calmly and confidently. Recognize your emotions without reacting to them. Be cozy in your own bed and don't rely on someone else's to fall asleep. That...

Lying takes a lot of hard work and effort. It's physically, mentally, and emotionally exhausting. Not the lazy way at all. Plus, when you get caught, and you will get caught, you'll ruin that relationship or friendship FOREVER. It's much easier to establish connections by "keeping it real", instead of telling "impressive" lies. We as ProcrastiN8rs are all about making every asp...

Content creation is one of the best ways to make money from the nice warm comforts of your couch. But maybe you're too lazy to think of what to actually write or produce content about. In this episode, we cover the top "go to" topics you can cover that really don't require a lot of prep work. Read the full blog and list here:   https://www.procrastin8r.com/blog/easytopics Subscribe to th...

Escaping the corporate grind by the age of 24, Naresh is living out in the beaches of Florida, sipping his own glass of rum n' coke (and eating Skittles). He works just a few hours a week and is raking in the dough. He started climbing the corporate ladder, earning several educational degrees and working for high class companies, but eventually felt a lack of purpose... and not to mention a heavy...

Content creation is actually pretty easy and one of the best ways to make money online. Just take what you  already  search on the Internet, re-word it, then monetize it. Whether you write your own blog, create your own videos, produce your own podcast, or livestream, here are some fancy tips for the lazy man when it comes to content production. Don't Be Original (copy what works) Don't put it in...

Being stuck at the DESK in a 9-5 job sucks. But the desk is not just the literal wooden piece of furniture your chained to in your jail cell  cough  err, ahem, office cubicle. It's actually a whole mindset module. A mindset you've adopted and have been trained to embrace in order to be an obedient little slave...uhhh, office worker, I mean, since you were a child. It's more like a MENTAL PRISON th...

Being stuck at the DESK in a 9-5 job sucks. But the desk is not just the literal wooden piece of furniture your chained to in your jail cell  cough  err, ahem, office cubicle. It's actually a whole mindset module. A mindset you've adopted and have been trained to embrace in order to be an obedient little slave...uhhh, office worker, I mean, since you were a child. It's more like a MENTAL PRISON th...

Couch ambition is a 5 step mindset module in an easily memorable acronym that is designed to help you be lazy and STILL reach your goals. It eliminates work and maximizes your bum around time. Escape the 9 to 5 and become a lazy entrepreneur and start your business from the comforts of your couch (both literally and figuratively). This episode covers the the last 2 steps of the module. Listen to t...