The PorterGirl Podcast

First Lady of the Keys - Director's Cut 25.10.2025 20:35 ↓

The book, the people and what's next

End Game 25.10.2025 14:04 ↓

The finale of First Lady of the Keys and we finally discover the truth about The Vicious Circle, who committed the murders and why... and Deputy Head Porter's real name.

Junior Bursar's Retirement Party 25.10.2025 10:54 ↓

The long-awaited party is here! But Deputy Head Porter soon finds herself vulnerable... and in mortal danger...

Final Touches 20.10.2025 9:19 ↓

Deputy Head Porter oversees the preparations for Junior Bursar's retirement party, but Head Porter has concerns.

The Best Laid Plans 20.10.2025 10:16 ↓

In the midst of Degree Day celebrations, is Old College under attack..?

Degree Day 13.10.2025 10:44 ↓

Degree Day is finally here and Old College is at its pompous best. But, will all run smoothly..?

Original Pranksters 13.10.2025 8:31 ↓

Deputy Head Porter stumbles across Hershel and Penelope setting up Degree Day pranks.

Aftermath 06.10.2025 7:11 ↓

As they recover from their near-death experience, Deputy Head Porter is disappointed that Head Porter appears to be being dishonest with her.

You Can Keep Your Hat On 06.10.2025 5:23 ↓

Head Porter & Deputy Head Porter remain trapped in the burning boiler room... who will save them?

Don't Look At The Light 29.09.2025 5:33 ↓

Faced with the prospect of their imminent demise, can Deputy Head Porter come up with a plan in time to save their lives?

The May Ball - Part Two 29.09.2025 9:07 ↓

The May Ball is in full swing at Old College and the glitz and glamour of the festivities fill the grounds. However, Head Porter and Deputy Head Porter soon find themselves in great danger...

The May Ball - Part One 22.09.2025 8:09 ↓

The excitement of the Ball is palpable - but Deputy Head Porter has reason for concern.

All The Fun Of The Fair 22.09.2025 6:50 ↓

Preparations for the May Ball are underway - but is there danger lurking for Head Porter and Deputy Head Porter?

The Master's Plot 22.09.2025 7:16 ↓

The Dean is worried that he might have detected sinister undertones.

Out In The Midday Sun 15.09.2025 5:18 ↓

Junior Bursar is unusually chatty on the bridge.

Things Of Significance 15.09.2025 8:46 ↓

Deputy Head Porter is in a reflective mood.

The Wrong Tea 15.09.2025 6:28 ↓

Disaster strikes the Porters' Lodge as they run out of English Breakfast tea.

A College Affair 08.09.2025 7:57 ↓

The investigation makes some progress and an unlikely romance is uncovered.

Sleuthing For Beginners 08.09.2025 6:52 ↓

The Dean and Deputy Head Porter search for clues.

The Missing Key 01.09.2025 7:00 ↓

The Dean attempts to make tea. The mystery of the missing key is solved.

A Trip To Hawkins College 01.09.2025 7:38 ↓

Head Porter & Deputy Head Porter have words (and more) with their rivals. Head Porter makes a surprising revelation. 

Trouble On The River 26.08.2025 4:20 ↓

Old College students clash with rivals Hawkins College.

Not a Wizard. Probably 26.08.2025 5:00 ↓

Plans for Junior Bursar's retirement party are afoot.

Distracted By Junior Bursar 26.08.2025 4:57 ↓

Junior Bursar arrives at the Lodge with an unlikely proposition for Deputy Head Porter. But is it a deliberate distraction?

Clear & Present Danger 26.08.2025 5:14 ↓

Deputy Head Porter considers her precarious position in light of the recent revelations.