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We received devastating news on Friday morning that Ndugu was in police custody. His version and that of the police on why he ended up behind bars were conflicting, but we choose to believe him because he is ours. He says he went for his night run when wind blew his clothes away, leaving him in nothing but his watch. The police say he was night running, which makes him a night runner. Because we c...

Well, this episode has confessions we should have taken to our graves but here we are. Eddy stood in front of his babe's mirror, in her bedroom, to take photos that he sent to this other babe before their date. He knows he has a face that's difficult to love, so he wanted to be a gentleman and give her a chance to make other plans. Ndugu received a photo of a foreign object as he was just about to...

Look at that boy! I know what you're thinking: Is he calling me? Yes, he is calling you. Calling you back to your senses! What you want is to sit on the chair, or his lap, or his face...but all you gonna get is to sit down and think about your life! It is National Girlfriend's (Girlfriends' for me) Day and this man is not just not ringing you, he has refused to put a ring on it! Why you? Now you c...

This is how I ghost. And ladies, let me tell you, once a man has ghosted you, leave the dead alone. Si ni me nakushow. Also, if Faith Nge'endo is reading this, please reach out to Mutoriah. The ninja has not moved on and we cannot afford a budget daily of handkerchiefs.

Look, black men don't cheat. There is nothing to discuss. And when black men cheat, we do it so that we can be better for our women. 

So what do you do when you are left high at the altar? 

So what happens when you send a babe music on WhatsApp and they end up thinking you are the one singing because you told them you are a musician? Well, you do not correct them. Your name is Mbanacho but now your name is Juma Jux. You send her more music by Juma Jux to prove you are not a one hit wonder, then hope for the best. Tuache hayo. What happens when you can't raise rent, move out then move...

What happens when the shawry for the omenas meets the niggas for the finance? Our throats crack with laughter. It was pandemonium. You should have been there. We all make bad financial decisions. I mean, look at our wallet? You don't have a wallet? You see? That's my point. Money is just paper with an ego. And what do we do to eg? We cut it down. At least that's what I told my therapist about why...

So when La Patrona confirmed she is coming on the show, we convened a meeting with members of the podcast together with the recording crew and begged them to be on their best behavior. "She is a serious feminist and has been saying bad things about wababas. Please, don't trigger her. If your name is Patrick, change it because Patrick is too close to Patriarchy. If your name is Tony change it becau...

There is a rumor, a bad one. That if you want to gossip, start a podcast. When we started the podcast we didn't think that Brian would one day bring on of his Bosses to ask for a pay rise. On a National Podcast. Gossip fuels podcasts, but a man's desire for a better lifestyle fuels a podcast more. On this episode, we hosted Jacky Cherop, Founder and MD of Densey Tours & Travels, we talked abou...

I swear by the living God that this is the truth and nothing but the truth. I can’t believe I am typing this, but let’s be honest. We all love a scandal. She passed my vibe check. She was not on TikTok. ThatC’s my only red flag. Weuh. Nilikula vidole vya miguu mpaka siku izi I can say I have a palate. What you have to know about toes is that don’t eat all of them at once. Utaumwa bana. Make sure a...

Yeah, you only need the light when it's burning low. Only know you've been high when you are feeling low. Only know you love her when you let her go. But she let me go! Me? Me! Me. Like the Israelites, when she lets you go, that is when you know heartbreak can be a motherfucker. Ei. That shit hurts. In this Season 3 debut, we let it all out. You might hear some sniffs and mpfhs and sniffles, but m...

We somehow managed to talk about Stevo Simple Boy again because we wanted to make sure kila mtu ako Freshi Barida. Eddy was nowhere to be seen and so were his two dreadlocks and heavy socks that, if you used to cover eggs with, they would hatch on the second day. He sent his apologies though.  So it was just Ndugu and Brian in studio. Seeing as we just had our Live show, it was time to wrap u...

Before you join Facebook, you think your mother is not your mother, you think they adopted you. And then you join Facebook and discover that there was a template for mothers on how to become a mother in three easy steps. Because the experiences are the same even though our mothers are different.  It could be your mother buying you an oversize pair of shorts that will last you six primary scho...

The rule of the thumb, always have good boxers for you do not know the hour when the tragedy will. Strike. Good boxers weren't invented for the bedroom, they were invented to save face when there is an actual need to save face. Talking of saving face, everyone is trying to cover something. Or to cover up something, shame, loss, defeat. And the best way to hide all these is to make sure you are the...

Only a Luhya can celebrate cheating death and end up almost dying by eating more than he can handle. 😂 So in the wee hours of the morning, Waliaula wakes up and mounts his sacks of coffee on his many donkeys and sets out on a journey to Uganda. He does not trust the Kenyan government to pay him enough money for his coffee, so biashara ya magendo it is. But sasa what he did not know was that River...

Look, He rose again from the dead and Brian thought the episode was about him. We are sorry we forgot to upload jana but I mean, think about it. Jesus was ascending to heaven or something. Some of you men are still asleep where you are! Anywho, we had the beautiful Joy Morraa of Punny Crafts in studio and she brought each of us fantastic gifts. I mean she has an eye for detail and oh she puts the...

Ass guys are really suffering at this appointed time of the Lord. There is no milk in the country, and the little that is there is in select communities. Us boob guys are enjoying our tax relief. There is no shortage where we are! Milk? What milk? So you eat that ass. Oh you already are? That’s disgusting Brother Nicodemus. Now that I have got you pondering about the meaning of life, maybe it is t...

Love is a dangerous thing. While Chris Rock was presenting the Best Documentary Feature (to Questlove, since you already forgot), he was handed a smack. It was not the spanking he expected. Which brings us to today’s podcast. What has spanking got to do with today’s podcast? Well, nothing and everything depending on your salvation level. Which further brings us to today’s guest: Tracy Collate. Tra...

When you must fight your father-in-law to prove that you love his daughter you learn two things, 1. There is no law in father-in-law or 2. There is no father in father-in-law. Simply put, his action(s) on you and the law are parallel. But sometimes men fight for love, and I have fought for love, better put, I have fought with a potential father-in-law because, if I don’t fight, who will? Or who wi...

Management suspended Eddy after he showed up in studio wearing a maroon palazzo. It was shocking to everyone present because we have always thought the boy will somehow turn the corner, see the light and start dressing like a normal human being, but it seems things can only get wise. His brown sandak made things worse and so he was not allowed on the mic.  Ndugu came to studio with a biker, a...

The thing about Tatu ‘Katakundu’ Reginaldah is that she just doesn’t look good, she looks like she is good too. It doesn’t help that she wears katakundus (which you cannot wear, if you do not have a, well, erm, a kundu. I am talking to you daughters from the mountain). This may sound a lil’ bit cheeky but not only did Katakundu kill it, I wanted her to turn my other cheek too. She is tall which ru...

When you think about it, we might be the architect of our problems as men because we are the one insisting to be called daddy or daddzy or papii, pet names which, as you will always find out, are expensive to maintain. If you last bought your woman a bra in 1906, you will only hear daddzy on Viusasa. Not that it's a bad thing. It's because of this that I once found myself before a one woman panel,...

Ndugu came with a new hairstyle to studio. If you read that slowly, it sounds scandalous. The boy, who likes to be shaved from top down, was beaming all day. He even did a little jig in studio. And broke a seat. Instead of a backbone. Sad. Of course, this has nothing to do with the episode because if you might recall, we don’t even know why we have this boy on the show. (HR says he is a ‘diversity...

Celebrating Valentine’s Day feels like admitting you’re a rube. A bouquet of red roses is a white flag of surrender. What I’m saying is, for those of you who say Valentine’s Day isn’t a big deal, I see you. A penny for the thoughts of all opticians in the country who have to prescribe glasses for all the men who once hearing ati today is Valentine’s Day, they rolled their eyes so hard their cornea...