The Podcast Was on Fire and It Wasn't My Fault --A Dresden Files Podcast

Wherein Harry watches and talks murder with a dude he hates, has a good convo with a dude he doesnt trust, gets rear ended by a dude he doesnt know, and gets a difficult and dangerous mission from a dude we know nothing about! I almost spoiled a thing here or there, but I think I stuttered my way out of it. Lyssy gives us some juicy theories and also lets us know what the threshold is for tak...

Wherein the magnificent Sue rides again! Harry takes a back seat to the true hero. He also opens Pandora's Box with a fallen angel and threatens a very powerful Blampire, but the necromancy takes center stage this week. Morgan tries to kill Harry (what's new?), we meet the incredibly fun Warden Ramirez, and we see how obscenely powerful the Captain is as our heroes take on the worst of the worst K...

Wherein Harry gets almost murderfied by the 5th scariest bad guy of the day, but gets rescued by AT BEST the hundredth best rescuer! Butters also forced Shiela to unscramble the letters in her name in this chunk, so he's definitely getting the MVP this week. Bob and Thomas are great in their cameo, the backyard was a'rockin but Cowl and Kumori still come a'knockin, the Wild Hunt is out in force, a...

Wherein Harry hobbles up and down too many steps on his ouchy calf to remember the power's out! Not a ton of action but a LOT happens. Harry calls in the cavalry before getting ready to ring up a nasty Fae, Kumori pops up to chat all cryptic like--as she is wont to do, Thomas makes birthday pancakes, Luccio thinks Harry might look good in grey, and Lyss thinks Mac's got a puppy. Its the calm befor...

Wherein Harry's defenses go boom, we see a fallen angel, a the series' first cavalry, such as it was. But most importantly, awe saw the birth of a mantra that will long be shouted from the rooftops by middle aged accordion aficionados the whole world over over! Polka never dies but many parts of my computer DID. My choice was iffy audio or no pod till next weeek? Shrug emojis and apologies and che...

Wherein Harry chases trouble on purpose for a change, and boy does he find it. Our ever-growing list of antagonists in this one has grown to: a black court vampire, the necrcomancer Grevane and his trusty sidekick Phil the Zombie (might be dead again), the cryptic and powerful duo Cowl and Kumori, a hungry ghoul, a pretty girl with insanely powerful mind magic who styles herself as The Corpsetaker...

Wherein we launch our Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/user?u=86941365)! Also wherein Harry is acting strange and we have a really compelling reason for it. The alphas are always great,Thomas opens up about the Hunger , and Malcolm Dresden shows up......somehow! Plus, its Lyssy's bday so I found a polka birthday song!  Join us as we get real deep into a nonsense poem from a childrens boo...

Wherein Harry gets fussy with Thomas, jealous of Kincaid, and protective of Butters. We learn zombies are fast, not plodding, Butters is receptive to info--after a fashion, and Murphy has almost as many houseplants as an insane coroner investigator we all know and love. Josh tries (and fails) not to say too much--whats new--but we all get excited over the prospect of a fun necro-venture with the g...

Wherein Harry tackles Lord Raith, Murphy kicks a lady's head clean off (basically), Thomas gets his neck broken but it like totally chill, and Bobby puts on his hero cape. Words are hard, technology harder still, but we sneak in under the wire yet again! Your humble hosts meander through an extra chapter this week so please excuse the mess, but the bone breaking conclusion of Blood Rites starts......

Wherein Harry wishes he didnt know now what he didnt know then about Ebeneezer, Kincaid undresses Murphy, and before Mavra gets shrapneled, she shows Harry's left hand the same love and kindness that he shows most Chicago buildings. Things get warm, Josh works out a theory that he can't share with his sister, Alyssa digs into basements, and you all get a blueprint for ensnaring your seventh favori...

Wherein Harry teaches Bobby and Jake about fung shui, Trixie is both villain and fool, Bob is wonderfully expository, and Kincaid skins that smokewagon on Ebeneezer! Pick your poison: pour yourself a tall glass of Apple Cider or Iced Tea, and ride along as we navigate part 5 of Blood Rites!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wherein Harry finds out he's got a family, and finds out more than he wants to about Lord Raith's. We get the coolest soulgaze yet as well as the lamest mid-90s sitcom era misogyny. Its a mixed bag but Kincaid showed up this week, so you should too!  Chunk 4 of Blood Rites already started....hurry up and hop in!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wherein Harry gets fully wrapped up in White Court intrigue. Thomas is shady, Lara is CrazySexyCool (also a little murderous), and Inari is clueless. Harry makes a magic turkey go thwap and diagnoses a problem where the only prescription is more anvil. Josh and Alyssa try and fail to understand idioms, but create a new one or three to balance it out. Blood Rites is starting to cook! Grab your favo...

Wherein Harry's first day on the porn set goes awry. Gisele gets her neck sliced and her ribs broke, Murphy's sister is punishing her with happiness, the puppy to be named later is adorable, Bobby is a jerk, and Kincaid's back--and so are Kincaid theories! Josh like Joan's intro, then retroactively get mad at it so I guess there's never satisfaction. I'm down a phone but up a hydroflask, and there...

Wherein the building makes like a podcast, and gets on fire without fault to the person speaking the words! We FINALLY get to the line that named the podcast, that inspired a movement, that led a revolution*!!  Harry steals a dog, tries to beat up a woman half his size with a stick, and heads to the set of a porn shoot...and hes the hero!!  Hop on in for a short 6 to get us cookin on Blo...

Wherein Harry mostly wins a duel and mostly loses a confrontation with Nicky, but comes out of both squeaky clean. We learn a bit about Marcone and lose Susan again. Josh and Alyssa discuss their understandings of the law from their respective experiences, and battle through recording issues. Join us for the thrilling climaxes of Death Masks! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa...

Wherein Harry gets exactly what he wants but a pretty girl doing tai chi still crushes his soul, heart, and everything in between with just a couple words. Anna Valmont gets one over our boy, theres some fun three beats, Josh embarrassingly blubbers through a sex scene chapter with his older sis on the other end of the line, and our hero finally corners a demon. He's forced to settle for the door...

Wherein Martin finally makes himself useful, Harry and the Shroud get took, Shiro makes Nicky an offer he can't refuse, and Josh comes to grips with different pronunciations both being accurate.... We are ramping up to the climax of Death Masks here!! Join me, Lyssy, and a creepy demon for breakfast! And Happy Canada Day to our subscribers, who get to listen a full day early! Blast the pod while y...

Wherein Dresden gets concussed--hmmm, Im not sure this narrows it down quite enough; wherein one teenage girl nearly kills Dresden with sharp claws and another almost does the job with embarrassment, Francisca Garcia learns the consequences of a fatally bad hair day, Charity and Ortega put forward surprisingly sympathetic worldviews, and Lyss and Josh take a deep dive into the subtlety of toxic ma...

Wherein Harry walks directly into a Church Mouse trap, Sanya shares his adorably batshit belief system, and we get the first of many creepshow Molly moments! Week 2 of the new audio setup...let us know if its at least slightly less atrocious! Part two of Death Masks is live......RIGHT NOW!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wherein Susan came in to town to huck vampires and break up with Dresden.....and she's all out of RCV's to throw! Harry wants to duel a vampire, Murphy shows off a corpse, and some fan faves show up: we meet a medical examiner in need of some new footwear, and a knight always in need of more vodka! Lyssy gets biblical, and Josh gets musical theatrical! Join us as we kick off Death Masks!!! Hosted...

Wherein Harry and the Alphas get the credit, but Meryl and the Generous do the dirty work. We work through Josh's brain no werkin so guud, and find a bunch of really cool easter eggs. Jim B is the BEST! Join us, the waters warm, as we wrap up Summer Knight with a BANG! Pod's late cuz water polo is all-encompassing, but Josh's team qualified for nationals Woohoooooo! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...

Wherein Harry gets answers from the old Ladies, betrayed by HIS old lady, and captured in toadstool by a Lady.and her toadies. Part 6 of Summer Knight brings reveals aplenty, a keeper of Gates, and an intriguing set of box cutters. Hop on in for the penultimate episode of Summer Knight! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wherein Murphy talks about boots, Morgan has a hissy fit, Harry Sights a scary sight, Lea likes her new toy, and Elaine''s as shifty as ever. Lyssy teaches Josh a new word and he promptly pisses off a bunch of listeners (probably). She can only do so much to keep the ginger freight train on track. We're moving pieces around the board getting ready for the climax, but we learn a ton and get in posi...

Wherein Harry takes on an actual paying job, another fairy is shifty, and the Walmart goes Looney Tunes. More importantly though, Josh pulls ahead in the voice and accent wars with a very down-to-Kashyyyk attempt. We're way late because some dudedeleted the entire completed episode and has been scrambling to re do it since. That guy sucks, whoever he is. But better late than neva!!! Join us for ep...