The Podcast Was on Fire and It Wasn't My Fault --A Dresden Files Podcast

Wherein Harry learns not all priests are as cool as Forthill. Someone is gunning (snipering?) for the Swords, and Harry has to enlist--and then save via murder-offer-- a retired knight to see this battle through. We get a glimpse of Michael limping around living his best life, while Harry changes the world one pep talk at a time, and a villainous priest kidnaps a girl, sends threatening messa...

Wherein Harry breaks a promise to the Grasshopper. Michael gets busted up, Harry sneaks away, Namshiel does some stealth Big Badding, and Mab does big mad-ing. We wrap it all up with a nice bo(ning and a hibachi). Joshie cries his eyes out of his head even on the recap, and Lyssy's got tinfoil enough for everyone! So come on in, the water's freezing ad the reef might slice you....but snuggle up to...

Wherein we get to experience the high drama and medium cunning of HBC Dresden. Harry's a drama queen with Michael, we learn why this novel has been decidedly un-fuego-ful, and Nicky takes the bait! The story makes good on the whispers behind our hero's back, Harry pulls the trigger on a date with the captain, resists Rosanna's evil charms, and readies a cavalry charge on Creepy Island, USA. W...

Wherein Harry and The Hellhound do their darndest, but can't keep Ivy safe from those dang nickelheads. The scooby gang is whispering about Harry behind his back, a powerful and scary little girl is about to get tortured by Hell's Angels (the less mean kind, but still!), we have no idea where Marcone is, and somehow even less idea about what the hell the Fae courts have to do with any of this! Sco...

Wherein Harry uses Gard's magic to avoid getting smushed by Gruff-Kong, uses Michael's good name to avoid getting splattered by the scary little girl, and his good wits to avoid having to face Murph's determined glare. That's not to mention the two Denarians or riding in the bed of a truck through a blizzard....while soaking wet! Not exactly a smooth sailing kind out outing for our resident punchi...

Wherein Harry plays guardian angel! Mostly he's just riding Michael's coattails, but it is pretty cool to see the capital K knight of the capital C cross absolutely lay waste to the denizens of Faerie who would do his people harm. Lyssy refers to an old convention without its punctuation and no one understands her, Gard and Harry share an absolutely G.O.A.T-level comedic scene, and finally water p...

Wherein Harry saves the bad guys from the worse guys! Denarian treachery surprises no one, Thomas is put to the test, and Gard finds her limit. We see the return of everyone's favorite Russian speaking agnostic knight (sorry, Lyss, you're #2!!) and learn about his dark past. Mac's incredible brew saves Harry's life before Murphy does the same in the face of a titanic foe! Alyssa's ink blots and ni...

Wherein Harry witnesses and participates in a re-embowlment. Gross things happen down suburb way, but before that Harry has to dodge three level 2 gruffs--and goodness does he fuck a couple of em up!--as well as a second rate street thug. He gets what he needs and meets up with a rather loquatious Cujo Hendricks and a.....rather distressed Ms. Gard.   A particularly insectoid Denarian sneaks...

Wherein Harry gets his ass handed to him by a nursery rhyme. Mab is scary, Marcone is kidnapped, and Harry and The Carpenters have the absolute cutest snowball fight in recorded literary history! Short pod this week: the chapters were short and Josh is falling apart--physically this time around, though, which is nice! Josh hints at his two favorite moments upcoming and just confuses Lyssy, sh...

Wherein Ramirez carries the duel, but Harry wins the war. Our gentlemanly murder duel turns into less sporting murder-chaos. A couple of ways allow for more outside interference into matters than a no-dq match on Monday Night Raw. In Harry's corner we have Murphy, Thomas, Marcone, and an army of mercenaries, all staring across the ring, where Team Malvora/Cowl/Outsider is unleashing an army of sup...

Wherein Harry uses actual words to talk to another human and it solves the conflict!! I can't believe that worked! All roads lead to Château Wraith and a confrontation with those White Court jerks this week, though we have a surprise guest! Warden Ramirez is back in the Windy City, and though Lara makes him blush, he proves he is ready to ball on this level. Murphy helps Harry figure it out, Harry...

Wherein Harry gets his " Prince Ali, fabulolus He...." big song intro at Marcone's brothel! Elaine plays damsel but also hero! Harry plays hero and trashcan burning dbag. Molly is annoying, Murphy is reasonable, and the Skavis turtleneck dick gets blasted!! Joshie figures out (has a theory to) why Marcone is supposed to be so scary--he also cries like 3 times this week, but I promise this isnt a r...

Wherein Harry gets medieval on some ghoul asses! We finally learn some details about the traumatic nightmare that was Camp Kaboom, New Mexico. And while Thomas gets his good, pretty name cleared in this chunk, but our girl Lash gets impugned--nay, DEFAMED!--by your humble hosts. Elaine and Hary show off cool new magical gear, Harry cuts loose for the biggest spell he's cast since AT LEAST the Pyro...

Wherein Little Chicago gains a peephole! Harry chases GrAy Cloak around a parking structure in real life, and into Undertown through the ethereal (great word, Lyss!) world of Little Chicago. Our wizard gets asked politely, but FIRMLY, to leave the secret meeting we stumble upon by our old buddy Cowl and gets a pounding headache as a parting gift. Bob is gross about Molly, Josh learns another dumb...

Wherein Mouse takes the mantle of MAIN CHARACTER. Apparently some dude does magic or whatever, and the skull or warlock or whatever, whoever, who cares....THE PUPPY DOES MAGIC WOOFS!!! Mouse's secondary role, low-level partner does a cool threshold forzare blast, we get the return of Mouse's buddy's annoying adopted litter-mate--she can NOT be trusted--but Anna might have treats so Harry's on his...

Wherein Murphy's Saturn goes into orbit! We catch up with Butters, see some suicides that werent and start going about finding some witches to suffer living! Thomas looks like he could be the bad guy this time, but SURELY not?!? Technical issues so this is raw-er and late-er than usual. Stay warm kids. Bring your sexiest pinwheels and largest cooking pots! White Night part 1 started already!!!!! H...

Wherein Harry adds a warlock to the party! Our clever politician appeals to everyone in the room EXCEPT the dude who matters and nearly gets himself and Molly both flattened. But some quick--or rather veeeerrrrrry slow--thinking by the Gatekeeper allows Ebenezer and Michael, et al., to come through a way and interrupt proceedings. Molly gets the Doom of Damocles, Morgan and Harry get pretty-and-ab...

Wherein Harry learns things aren't quite what they seem when you enlist faerie help. We rescue the damsel, de-dangly an ogre, out-scripture the church mom, and decide to be accountable for our actions. Its an incredibly dense character development chunk that doubles as the action-scene climax of the A-plot, somehow--Jim, we are not worthy! The ice=prison intrigue asks the most questions, but the f...

Wherein 10,000 pod downloads later, we are just getting started! Harry learns Charity Carpenter's deepest, darkest secret. Her closet isn't the only place for skeletons, as Queen Mab's front yard is littered in them too, and her housekeepers chose brimstone instead of pine fresh which certainly adds some potential complications to the upcoming confrontation at Arctis Tor! We get another chance to...

Wherein Mouse is dead! Nope, Mouse is alive!!! WHEW! Darby's a dick, Thomas is a hero, Molly gets gotten, Harry gets confused, and Forthill gets laid back. Josh lords over his echo-ey fiefdom and Lyssy cuts right to some great sword based Easter eggs. Come swing around lamp posts with me.... It's a glorious feeling I'm podding again!! Proven Guilty chunk 5 drops juuuuuust about NOW!! Hosted on Aca...

Wherein Billy is such a good dude he doesnt make faux-Georgia brush her green-ass teeth. Harry and Murphy save the day with some cool action scene spell-casting and fire-leaping awesomeness, Big Willy B gets the girl of his dreams, Harry would be the worst EMT ever, and Josh is so old even napping is hard. I've seen some of these underworld bride deals and, and they never end well. Well, maybe onc...

[HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!] Wherein Harry tries to avoid paying the Troll Toll, but might still have saved a girl's soul! He may not be the Champion of the Sun, but Harry's words of wisdom, coupled with the coolest mood ring this side of the Atlantic bring a young girl back from the brink while his quick thinking and Murphy's bravery shut down the troll blocking their path. For a first time writer its...

Wherein Harry forces a Faerie Queen to make things right, Murph speaks the truth and is probably right, Agent Green ignores rights, and Charity throws a hard right!  There's Sidhe machinations, legal hulaboo, aggressive journalism, good lawyering, bad copping, false conflicting, and Bob is as Bob as we've seen him in some time. What's not to love!? And that says nothing about the tense cliffh...

Wherein we run into the calm AFTER the storm of last weeks attack. We spend this chunk trying to clean up the mess from when the freakin reaper went and had him some fun (remix)...Investigators of the supernatural and mundane varieties are on the case, though Harry has a concussion and a wounded heart slowing him down. Molly's friend Rosie got saved by our plucky heroes, but her boyfriend Ken made...

Wherein Harry tries to take Little Chicago for a spin--he doesnt, tries to keep sexual thoughts about minors out of mind--he doesnt, and tries to stop a monster attack on SPLATTERCON!!!--he sorta does! #SUCCESSish Our favorite beat cop-cum-detective-cum-beat cop-cum-detective-cum-beat cop is back! Rawlins tries out another supernatural adventure to see if it fits better than last time, and gets sl...