The Perfect Crime

The Perfect Crime is back! Michael handled his bidnuss in Vegas, and now we're pulling all kinds of schemes, assuming Paul didn't already cave in to The Man. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com or on our website, www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com. If you want, you can even Twiddle @PerfectCrimePod.

Viva Las Vegas!! This week we're talking about all the best Hot spots in the #1 family vacation destination, Las Vegas. Vegas Baby! Remember, what happens in Vegas is fun for the whole family! Talk to Mike about Vegas on Twitter @PerfectCrimePod, or tell us some of the most Vegas-y stories about Vegas at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

This week Paul and Mike discussing becoming super heroes, pillow theivery, and helping out our favorite food trucks. Find out how to win $500,000 by contacting us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com or Twiddling @PerfectCrimePod.

Paul and Mike talk all about scamming fast food joints this week, as well as diving deep into Paul's emotions. Ask Mike about Paul's issues on Twitter @PerfectCrimePod, or go to theperfectcrimepodcast.com.

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This week the boys discuss the difference between peppers and burritos, becoming sailors, and how to maximize their number of avocados. This week only at Stab in The Baguette, two halves for the price of one! Visit our website at theperfectcrimepodcast.com or Twiddle your complaints to Mike @PerfectCrimePod.

This week, Paul and Mike discuss dog training, the rising stock of toilet paper, and scamming driving instructors. Visit our website at theperfectcrimepodcast.com, or hit Mike up with some o' your freshness on Twitter @PerfectCrimePod.

This week Paul and Mike talk real estate, a trip to the pyramids, and their favorite chip flavors. Plus we read fan letters! Email us right away at theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com. Go to our website immediately at theperfectcrimepodcast.com. And Tweeteroo with Mike this instant @PerfectCrimePod.

This week Paul and Mike reinvigorate the local bar scene, deal with a retail bug infestation, and open a new online restaurant. Sponsored this week by Aunt Donna Maria and her pedicure shop. Go to our website immediately right now: theperfectcrimepodcast.com. And have a Twaddle chat with Mike @PerfectCrimePod.

This week the boys infiltrate a bingo hall, set up a lemonade stand, and go searching for socks. Please buy my dad's friend's pile of dirt. Visit our website, theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com, and just write a review or comment or email so Mike doesn't keep asking you to.

This week Paul and Mike discuss a new way to steal furniture, scamming restaurants, and getting Paul his weekly coffee fix. Many thanks to Auld Lang Signs! Twit us @PerfectCrimePod or visit our website, theperfectcrimepodcast.com. And send us a GD email about your favorite type of bread!

This week the boys talk sauce, a long-term GPS scheme, a new landscaping business, and welcoming a great new sponsor! Go to our website right friggin' now: theperfectcrimepodcast.com and send us a note. Or Twibble us @PerfectCrimePod.

This week Paul and Mike return to the SAP, a one stop shop for bonfires, and a music shop full of homemade instruments. Email us at theperfectcrime@gmail.com or Tweedereedo @PerfectCrimePod.

Paul and Mike discuss ice cream for adults, a shot at free wine, the true value of bank furniture, and a quick word from our sponsor Humble Haimish. Contact us on theperfectcrimepodcast.com, or Tweeteroonie @PerfectCrimePod.

Mike is back from anger management and is ready to hear what Paul has to say about selling livestock, free beer, and a revolutionary idea for grand theft auto. Also a big thanks to our new sponsor Steve! Email us at theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com or Twingle @PerfectCrimePod. theperfectcrimepodcast.com, too.

The boys get a little heated this week as they talk about fine China, suing a coffee shop, and releasing rats in a restaurant. Also we welcome a new sponsor! Ask Mike about why he's so mean at theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com or just go to theperfectcrimepodcast.com. Also, Tweedle-lee with us @PerfectCrimePod.

A DIY kit for blackmail, BBQ for free, and did the boys finally plan the perfect crime?! All questions are answered in this new episode. Contact us through email at theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com or Twaddles @PerfectCrimePod.

In this very special episode, Paul and MIke discuss mythical beasts, magic beans, and also lawn mowers. Contact us on our website, theperfectcrimepodcast.com, or Sweet us @PerfectCrimePod.

This week Paul and Mike put their brains together to form the ultimate criminal Mastermind! Contact us through our website at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com, or email us at theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com. You can also use the birdcage twitty box to follow us @PerfectCrimePod.

This week Mike proves that he can read, and has always been able to read, and actually makes Paul look really dumb for even questioning if Mike can read, because Mike can obviously read. Also there might be some crimes. Go to our website at theperfectcrimepodcast.com and email us. Or Twippy-Tweet @PerfectCrimePod.

This week the boys discuss taking another crack at an art heist, how to get rich off of double parkers, and a tablet switcheroo. Blah blah blah email us at theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com, hit up our website at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com, or Tweet us or whatever @PerfectCrimePod.

This week Paul and Mike discuss recycling water, a cheesy scam, and a new flower business. Talk to us on our email ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com or on Twitter @PerfectCrimePod. We also have a website! ThePerfectCrimePodcast.com

Paul and Mike discuss starting a security company, learn how to milk a cow, and Paul discovers the truth about ceilings. Check out our new website, theperfectcrimepodcast.com! Email us at theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com, or if you feel like a little tweedle-dee, follow @PerfectCrimePod.

Can you build a house out of pencils? Is pepper too pricey? And are children eating too healthy? Paul and Mike answer these questions and more on this episode. Email us at theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com or find some Twitter bull-ish @PerfectCrimePod.

Paul and Mike discuss pigeons, croutons, and operating a taco truck. We also learn a lot about Paul's dental hygiene. Email us your favorite salad to theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com, or Tweet a pic of your toothbrush to @PefectCrimePod.