The Panel Biter

Sam & Bucky bond over a boat, Shang-Chi makes his debut, and we discuss a very underrated Marvel hero!

Cyborg booyahs over the internet! Shazam shazams in another country! And Catwoman ruins some carpet. Well, more like some quilt.

Firestorm is an asshole now! Lois Lane is a teacher now! And Booster Gold has sold out! Again!

Who will die in James Gunn's Suicide Squad? Who will be resurrected in Raffi's Suicide Squad? Not literally, Raffi doesn't have his own Suicide Squad. That bomb in Max's head is just a coincidence.

Hey, what if The Flash had to share his powers? What if Batman was more lonely than ever before? What if Harley Quinn was on The Justice League? I should pitch those.

Trapped on an island obsessed with love, The Digimon Roll gang reunite with old friends and old foes as they dig into the mystery of Midsummer Island!

Back to the news! Skunk cancellations, Superman movies, and a long discussion about big boy cartoons.

Actually, Mephisto is Wanda, and Nightmare is Vision, and Quicksilver is from the Fox X-Men movies, but not the new ones, the old ones. And Raffi isn't the one recording this episode, its actually just Bennett from a reality where he was really short.

Like all good sitcoms, this one had to end. The end of WandaVision, the end of Westview, the end of a family. But now, The Scarlet Witch begins.

Damn, that's a lot of trauma you got there. Wanda confronts her past, Agatha has a bad hair day, and we another Vision. And he's white too.

Rita kidnaps the Power Ranger's parents. Something she should have done in episode two. Also Tommy returns. Because gosh darn things just ain't the same without him!

Get ready to smirk at the camera and break several fourth walls, cuz its WandaVision modern style! And guess who just got herself a new set of powers? No, really. Guess. Monica has like six different superhero names.

Pietro is sus. And Agnus. Agnus is sus. And the kids are sus. Oh, and Hayward is obvi sus. And Wanda too. She sus.

Okay, what is happening? Are the kids real? What's Agnus up to? Is Vision alive? I don't understand!

Questions answered! New questions asked! Sitcoms viewed through old TV's! Let's talk about WandaVision episode 4!

Should Marvel retire The Punisher? Could a new Sonic show be un-ironically good? What the heck is up with WandaVision? What is love and how can we weaponize it?

With the entire city kidnapped and Goldar piloting his own Megazord, The Power Rangers must throw everything they have at their enemy if they want to save the day!

Okay, now that we're done establishing the Green Ranger.....WE'LL TAKE AWAY EVERYTHING THAT MAKES HIM SPECIAL!

Could the future of the MCU be dominated by teenaged heroes? Who are they? Where will they appear? And can Raffi not ramble for more than five minutes?

A new Ranger needs a new zord, a Dragonzord! Can The Power Ranger overcome this final strike from The Green Ranger and free Tommy's soul?

GOOD GOD THERE'S STILL MORE MARVEL STUFF HELP ME IM DROWNING FROM ALL THESE MARVEL DISNEY SHOWS HELP

A single-father tries to juggle his corporate employment, the judgement of his ex-wife, and his bond with his only son while a cabal of elves systemically sever his ties to human society and scam him into an eternity of unpaid delivery labor and unbearable obesity.

HOLY COW THERE'S SO MUCH MARVEL NEWS IM GONNA HAVE TO DO TWO EPISODES FOR ALL THIS STUFF!

With a clear advantage and one Ranger captured, Rita moves forward with the next phase of her plan...a giant ball of scorpions.

A Wonder Woman series coming to the CW? A French Batman? Raffi talking about Power Rangers!? Oh, wait. That last one isn't very shocking.