The Panel Biter

We have an animal inside of us. Sometimes that animal can't speak. Or talk. Or be very useful.

Lift the dial and slap your wrist, cuz it's hero time! Raffi and Seth deep dive into the aliens of the Ben 10 Universe!

DC Fandome injects so much Batman into Raffi's veins, he's been acting like a moody orphan for 3 weeks.

What if Tony Stark survived a damn episode?

Raffi talks about Spider-Man movies. God help us all.

What is it with Marvel movies and world-ending fashion accessories?

What if...you listened to this podcast? Today, we're talking about the hottest Marvel product that's not locked in a movie theater.

Squirrel Girl fucking loses! And Sandman is a good guy now. And there's little people inside Ultron. And Punisher is killing other Punishers. And Hawkeye...is just kind of living.

The X-Men wrangle up animals, Carol Danvers fights her boss, Black Panther recruits his New York successor, Marvel gets a new Justice League (no, I mean it), and Howard The Duck saves the Multiverse.

The Fantastic Four recruit 36 new members, The Avengers get woke, The Defenders do some magic, and Luke Cage goes into business. And then there's Yondu and his off-brand Guardians of The Galaxy.

Don't you hate it when your boss installs bombs inside all your coworkers except for you, but you still die in a dirty old bathroom?

The Marvel pitch continues with Miles Morales, Ms. Marvel, Daredevil, Black Widow, and VENOMMMMMM. NOT GONNA KNOW WHAT HIT EMMMM.

The Marvel Pitch begins! Iron Man, The Hulk, Spider-Man, Captain America, and The Warriors Three feature in part one of this new podcast series!

What if...John Walker came back and did more nefarious shit? Also Pokemon. Also What If. Also Seinfeld Lady. I misspelled Seinfeld in the thumbnail.

The story we never knew! But totally happened! No, we never talked about it...but we are now! We swear, this story counts!

Okay, what the hell is a Loki variant? Like, really? Is that guy at work who looks like Loki a Loki variant? Is Tom Hiddleston a Loki variant? Am I a Loki variant?

Marriage in a constitution, marriage is a promise, marriage is a really good way to sell comic books. Come along with Raffi and his Astonishing special guest as they discuss marriage in comic books.

Loki and Loki team up with Loki, Loki, and Loki to escape Loki and his army of Lokis and kill the cloud monster from Lost. Also, I'm getting married.

Cartoon Bears! Cartoon Rabbits! Cartoon Fish Boys! Maybe they're gay? Who knows? Not this guy!

I got your glorious purpose RIGHT HERE. You can't see it, but I'm grabbing my junk.

The Fantastic Four! With the powers of lounging, pranking each other, making TV appearances, and creating their own problems to solve, the world's greatest superpowered astronauts defend the world from another superpowered astronaut!

WHO ARE THE ETERNALS!? WHO IS THE BLACK KNIGHT!? WHERE ARE MY KEYS!?

The Panel Biter has been possessed! We talk VENOM. We talk CARNAGE. We talk Doppelganger! Who is Doppelganger? I'll let you know.

Eternals! Wakanda Forever! Marvels for at least two hours! And WHO THE FORK is The Protector?

A new Captain America is chosen, a new group of freedom fighters has risen, and the man known as Falcon must choose his path before his world falls apart.