The Padded Cell Podcast

Lady C gives us all a lesson (well quite a few lessons) in BDSM. We test Dylan in kink terminology and Nancy tells us about her life changing surgery!  ▶︎ Support us on Patreon for bonus content: https://www.patreon.com/ThePaddedCellPodcast ▶︎ www.thepaddedcellpodcast.co.uk ▶︎ www.thepaddedcellpodcast.store Watch  the podcast on YouTube: ▶︎ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@ThePaddedCellPodcast F...

So we went a bit dark with this one! Vicky tells the masses about her trip to the Museum of the Hangman in Krakow and delves into the grim history around some of the devices she encountered. Nancy takes us to Colombia and the Hotel Del salto, which has a few malevolent surprises!  ▶︎ Support us on Patreon for bonus content: https://www.patreon.com/ThePaddedCellPodcast ▶︎ www.thepaddedcellpodcast.c...

Love may be in the air over Valentines, but if love still eludes you, we talk all about Love Potions and the concoctions people have brewed up in their quest for enticing 'the one'. Crushed bones, pubic hair and menstrual blood should do the trick! ▶︎ Support us on Patreon for bonus content: https://www.patreon.com/ThePaddedCellPodcast ▶︎ www.thepaddedcellpodcast.co.uk ▶︎ www.thepaddedce...

Vicky takes you inside her venue through stories of Firemen gatecrashing parties, Virgin Media getting more than they bargained for during a repair visit, a kidnap and the time the police knocked and were greeted by an Avatar. Never a dull moment in the adult industry! Chapters: 00:00:00 - Introduction 00:03:44 - A Funny Hospital Story 00:11:06 - Party at the club during a fire alarm 00:14:48 - Vi...

Buckle up as 2 become 3 for this special episode; yes Ryan is joining us to mark 20 episodes of crazy. This time we take you on a voyage of discovery of the white porcelain kind! We introduce you to Toilet Yoga and if you want to see us actually in action, you can catch our moves over on Patreon! Then we discover the unofficial world records of the sexy kind!  ▶︎ Support us on Patreon for bonus co...

Vicky takes a deep dive into the life of 38 year old lady who died alone and lay undiscovered for over 2 years. How could this happen in the 21st century in one of the busiest cities in the world?! Nancy allows Vicky to dry her tears and cheers her up with some 'The Mandela Effect' shockers! Chapters: 00:00:00 - Introduction 00:04:41 - Tragic Death and Unnoticed Absence 00:09:17 - The My...

Vicky chases a dog down a rabbit hole and wished she didn't! She found sex toys and prosthetic nuts for dogs! Nancy gets us back on the straight and narrow with murder of the Mother kind! She talks Munchausen's syndrome bi proxy and one of the most disturbing cases which ended in murder. Chapters: 00:00:00 - Introduction 00:05:37 - The Sex Pistols Podcast 00:11:09 - Sex Pistols Parties W...

Lady C takes over the episode giving you tales of cock and ball 'football', sploshing, custard angels, DIY kink and lessons of obedience and servitude. Let's start 2024 with a BDSM bang!! Chapters: 00:00:00 - A Very Timely Topic: The State of the Industry 00:05:10 - Messages of Gratitude from Listeners 00:10:30 - CFNM (Clothed Female, Naked Male) Event 00:16:06 - Fun and Games at th...

Vicky recalls some tales from her life as a midwife, filled with love, laughter and a very awkward 'walk in' moment! Nancy reminds us why new year's resolutions are a waste of time but we make one anyway! Chapters: 00:00:00 - Welcome to the Padded Cell 00:05:17 - Chanting and rituals during birth 00:10:24 - The Tradition of Placenta Burial 00:15:35 - Comical Birth Experiences 00:20:...

Christmas has arrived and we're all about traditions and festivals...the unusual ones! We head to the Netherlands for the controversial Black Pete Sinterklass parade and to the Ukraine, where spiders play a fascinating part in Christmas celebrations! Vicky may or may not be wearing a turkey lol  Chapters: 00:00:00 - The Padded Cell Christmas Episode 00:06:00 - The Controversial Tradition of B...

Vicky gets dragged kicking and screaming into Christmas by Nancy the Christmas goth elf, talking about Christmas memories, fave toys and the Coca Cola truck. Vicky resists the pull of the jingle bells and tells us how we can all win a barrel of ale in the craziest World Championship race. Chapters:  00:00:00 - Introduction 00:05:35 - Christmas Traditions 00:11:08 - Wife Carrying Championships 00:1...

Lady C is back with tales of erections, electrocution lessons and nerf wars, whilst Nancy proves that throwing chickens shouldn't be done in a studio and then attempts to drag some Christmas spirit into the room....did she succeed?  Chapters: 00:00:00 - Introductions 00:05:46 - The Unexpected View from the Toilet 00:11:23 - The Whimper Event and the Presumptuous Sub 00:16:52 - The Ice Bucket...

Vicky tells us the amazing story of an unknown 16 year old girl found dead and unclaimed, but played a part in saving the lives of millions and Ryan lowers the tone with his sex revelations about the Ancient Greeks Chapters: 00:00:00 - Introduction 00:05:07 - The Unknown Woman of the River Seine 00:10:31 - The Story of Resuscitation Annie 00:15:52 - Conversations about fears 00:20:51 - The Big Fon...

Vicky deep dives into the festival of honour where 10000 men battle in their pants for a year of good fortune, while Ryan takes us to Chad where wife swapping is normal and women have the upper hand!  ▶︎ Support us on Patreon for bonus content: https://www.patreon.com/ThePaddedCellPodcast ▶︎ www.thepaddedcellpodcast.co.uk ▶︎ www.thepaddedcellpodcast.store Watch  the podcast on YouTube: ▶︎ YouTube...

Vicky delves into the most disgusting food and drink in the world, including cold pregnant cow urine, baby mouse wine and Balut...don't ask, just watch! lol Ryan talks balls..no not the throwing type, the dangly type and why he has one hugely bigger than the other!  Chapters: 00:00:00 - Welcome to the Padded Cell 00:03:52 - The Disgusting Food Museum in Sweden 00:07:24 - Disgusting Foods from...

Lady C shares more stories from her dungeon, including sissy spanks, birthday beatings and mummification, while our guest host Ryan, chats about his TikTok exploits and why his alter ego, Michael Myers just loves a swing set!  Chapters: 00:00:00 - Welcome to The Padded Cell Podcast 00:07:24 - The Importance of Binge-Watching 00:14:27 - Balloon Popping Challenge 00:22:02 - An Unexpected Interruptio...

It's that time of year when Brits celebrate the Hero/Villain who plotted to blow up the Houses of Parliament and Nancy tells us tales of people vs fireworks... the fireworks win! Vicky goes completely rogue and talks about Maggot Cheese..the Sardinian delicacy which is not for the faint hearted!!  Chapters: 00:00:00 - Introduction 00:04:41 - Nipple Talk 00:14:27 - The Process of Making Maggot...

It's Halloween and we'll hit you right in the ghoulies with some spooky tales and cctv footage from Vicky's venue, of an astonishing exploding glass table! Nancy keeps things local and talks about the famous ghost of Penny Lane...no, it's not John Lennon! ▶︎ Support us on Patreon for bonus content: https://www.patreon.com/ThePaddedCellPodcast ▶︎ www.thepaddedcellpodcast.co.uk ▶...

Vicky gets warmed up for the coming of Halloween with tales of the Indonesian Torajan people who share cigs with their dead relatives and Nancy goes all Bonnie and Clyde. The middle bit brings part two of the poo purchases! ▶︎ Support us on Patreon for bonus content: https://www.patreon.com/ThePaddedCellPodcast ▶︎ www.thepaddedcellpodcast.co.uk ▶︎ www.thepaddedcellpodcast.store Watch  the podcast...

Vicky digs up the dark past of Barbie looking for a not so squeaky clean side to her and Nancy updates Vicky on where she should avoid travelling to based on their weird sex laws! Oh and The Middle Bit gets wild!!!! Chapters: 00:00:00 - Introduction 00:04:08 - Barbie Was a Call Girl 00:12:24 - Barbie and the Body Image Debate 00:16:31 - The Split of Ken and Barbie 00:20:59 - The Viking Burial Agre...

In this episode you meet Lady C, Vicky's alter ego! You'll hear about the first professional Dominatrix in England and we'll take a peek into Lady C's kit bag!! This is definitely one to watch, rather than listen to! lol  ▶︎ Support us on Patreon for bonus content: https://www.patreon.com/ThePaddedCellPodcast ▶︎ www.thepaddedcellpodcast.co.uk ▶︎ www.thepaddedcellpodcast.store W...

As a thank you for the 2 million hits and 50k likes on our first reel and the crazy amount of episode downloads, we are bringing you an XL episode where we explore the craziest April Fools pranks, the history of the sex toy and we find out that Nancy's heart is like a swinging brick!  ▶︎ Support us on Patreon for bonus content: https://www.patreon.com/ThePaddedCellPodcast ▶︎ www.thepaddedcell...

We open the door to The Padded Cell for the first time and bring you a man who has a penis fascination...'So what?' you may think! Well he collects them in jars and displays them in his office! We talk about an eel and its voyage into the depths of a colon and we talk orgasms...multiples!! Chapters: 00:00:00 - Welcome to the Padded Cell Podcast 00:03:53 - The Collection of Penises 00:07:...

Women have gone to extreme lengths to avoid pregnancy through the ages! Join us as we talk crocodile dung tampons and the fizzy fanny douche. We 'blow smoke up your ass' before taking a step onto the dark side - BDSM and how we 'switch' it up. Chapters: 00:00:00 - Introduction 00:02:52 - Bizarre Methods of Birth Control 00:08:20 - The Squat and Sneeze 00:11:04 - Strange Beliefs...