The Padded Cell Podcast

Vicky, being a sadist, looks back at the Father of sadism and reflects on why she enjoys inflicting pain. Throw in flirting, facial grooming, romantic gestures, extremely girthy dildos and a bottle of Coors...what do you get? A standard, chaotic episode of The Padded Cell Podcast! Chapters: 00:00 Welcome to the Padded Cell Podcast 01:19 Unexpected Live Session 02:47 Valentine's Day and Romant...

It's another rollercoaster of an episode which randomly jumps from one unrelated subject to the next, starting with pulling a sickie in work to 'squirting' competitions, all knitted together with the sprinklings of the chaos you know and love. It's a goodun! Chapters: 00:00 Welcome to the Padded Cell Podcast 00:38 A Chaotic Start 02:56 New Glasses and National Sickie Day 05:13...

You know we love to talk about toileting habits on our pod, right? Well, Vicky indulges in the gross toileting arrangements in Ancient Rome, which quite literally requires a sh!tty stick! Swiftly moving onto the weirdest sandwich combinations you can imagine...only we'd go from poop to sandwiches, but we know you love it! Chapters: 00:00 Welcome to the Padded Cell Podcast 01:16 Music Trivia 0...

This rollercoaster of an episode goes from walking on the moon, Ryan's new found fame, a good death, a bit of burlesque and a fetish factoid which will make your jaw drop. Also, how old is too old to be in a 'Boy Band? Strap in gang, it's a good one! Chapters: 00:00 Welcome to the Padded Cell Podcast 02:50 Fan Interactions and Shoutouts 04:01 Trump and TikTok 06:55 Historical Tidbit...

Let's talk about sex baby!! Trigger Warning!! Vicky Deep dives into the female erection and gives a very graphic 'masterclass' on giving your female partner the time of their lives! Ryan was cool as a cucumber but secretly taking mental notes! Chapters: 00:00 Welcome to the Padded Cell Podcast 01:14 Prohibition in the USA 03:39 The Rise of Speakeasies 06:53 Christopher Columbus and...

It's the first live of the year and we're kicking off with KINK!! After the usual antics, we settle into our big topic, which is using sex/BDSM during the grieving process as a coping mechanism. There is a chocolate faux pas and the fetish factoid...well, the clue is in the episode number!  We're starting off as we mean to go on!!! BRING ON 2025!!!! Chapters: 00:00 Welcome to the Pa...

It's 2025! How the hell did that happen?! We take look at New Year around the world and the REALLY odd things people do in the hopes of finding love, luck and happiness in the coming year. Banging on walls, running through house and smashing plates are just a few of the wacky traditions people have! We round off with a Fetish Factoid of the stinky kind Chapters: 00:00 Welcome to the Padded Ce...

It's Christmas Day on the pod with 'refreshments', games and a trip down memory lane! Did you know that Christmas carolling once brought violence and uproar in one US town? They must have been bad!! lol Also, who brings a gun to a snowball fight? Well someone did!! All this a LOADS more on this Christmas Cracker of an episode!  Chapters: 00:00 Welcome to the Padded Cell Podcast 02:5...

Dolly, Karaoke, toilet dashing, creative cremains, a dilemma and male nudes...we are certainly diverse, you can't argue with that!!! lol Another meze of madness from your fave filthy Scousers...oh and Vicky brings you a singing Christmas tree!  Chapters: 00:00 Welcome to the Padded Cell Podcast 00:46 Christmas Spirit and Karaoke 05:43 The Towel Incident 11:44 Creative Uses for Ashes 23:01 Vik...

We're live and we hit the ground running, with this super packed episode covering everything from clowning around, same sex marriage, Llama trekking whilst breast pumping, train wrecks and Christmas themed sex toys! If you have an aversion to clowns, this is your trigger warning!! Chapters: 00:00 Welcome to the Padded Cell Podcast 00:33 Pre-Christmas Chatter and Birthday Celebrations 03:38 Mi...

Vicky loves a good festival and being December, she indulges in a bit of Krampusnacht! But, as always, that's not all! We weave our way through a deadly date on the calendar, insane tattooing methods and a Fetish Factoid of the plush kind  Chapters: 00:00 Welcome to the Padded Cell Podcast 00:32 Christmas is Coming! 01:22 Notable Deaths on December 5th 03:47 The Mystery of the Mary Celeste 04...

Honestly, the stuff we cover in this episode is nuts!!! lol We go from rejecting the Queen, to the 'Queen' of rock, a miracle baby, near death experiences, flogging and a factoid of the sensory kind! All this lie to our Patreons who have some interesting stories to share!  Chapters: 00:00 Welcome to the Padded Cell Podcast 00:54 Weather Woes and Moving Stories 01:41 Christmas Decorations...

Mary Shelley wasn't just the author of Frankenstein, she also had some skeletons! After a brief flit over her drama, Vicky moves on to animals and their extra curricular habits. Ryan tells us about a great escape from an experimental lab and the fetish factoid will definitely tickle your funny bone!   00:00 Introduction 01:08 Christmas Conversations 02:10 Mary Shelley's Dark Legacy 06:56...

Vicky's fell off and the chaos was strong from the moment the cameras rolled! Lady C made an appearance but not before building site toilet woes and Vicky's opinion on Tena Lady. The Dangly bit goes Dutch and the Fetish Factoid will make your nose twitch! Chapters: 00:00 Introduction 03:55 Remembering Armistice Day 05:08 The Threat of Cyber Warfare 08:27 Public Toilet Woes 10:51 The Inco...

Listeners have been eagerly waiting for part 2 of our mystery...no more waiting! We crack the case, get challenged by Nancy, meet an evil clown and we trigger Nancy with a Fetish Factoid that made her toes curl! Chapters: 00:00 Introdcution 00:33 Scooby Doo Gang Returns 02:57 David Guetta's Birthday and EDM Memories 05:04 Adopt a Senior Pet Month 06:50 Solving the Mystery of Diane's Murd...

It's Halloween and Velma is joined by the meddling kids to crack a real life mystery! Find out loads of unknown facts about the Scooby Doo gang before we veer off to a fetish Factoid which floored Nancy! Chapters: 00:00 Introduction 01:04 Halloween Special Begins 08:59 Scooby Doo Facts and Trivia 20:44 The Origin of Scooby Doo's Name 22:13 Celebrity Cameos in Scooby Doo 26:59 Scooby Doo...

We start on the longest w@nk in history...nearly 2000 years! Then we journey to 1901 and the story of a woman in desperate need who used an unconventional method of gaining notoriety and making a few dollars. Let's put it this way, she survived where many have perished!  Chapters: 00:00 Welcome to the Padded Cell Podcast 00:40 Reflecting on Past Episodes 01:42 The Rise of Podcast Adverts 04:5...

Flying high (and slightly shattered) off the back of our first live stage event and wearing our new merch tshirts, we ponder a cats belly button, Vicky shares the inspiration behind her new BDSM hitty range (you get to see it too!) and our fetish factoid goes with a bang! Chapters: 00:00 Welcome to the Padded Cell Podcast 01:08 Recap of the Live Event 03:57 Merchandise Madness 07:53 National Obese...

Ryan takes the lead today and tells us about the most amazing man, who isn't really known to the world! His story is crazy and I think Ry wants to put himself forward for the lead role if they ever make a movie about him! Vicky shares an inventive way of making smoke rings sexy! lol Chapters: 00:00 Welcome to the Padded Cell Podcast 00:32 Casual Chit-Chat and October Vibes 02:10 Jesus Christ...

We go live again today and Lady C is with us answering one of her top 5 questions...how do I become a professional Dominatrix? We look at the realities of working in the adult industry with feedback from those watching live. Nancy shares her 'worst' inbox messages and today's Fetish Factoid will make you want to watch Who Framed Roger Rabbit again! Chapters: 00:00 Welcome to the Pad...

Oh yes, you read that right!!! 57% proof German beer that costs more than a flight to New York! We pour ourselves a beer, chow down on a pretzel and look at one of the biggest and most famous beer festivals in the world! We had a lovely time!! haha  Chapters: 00:00 Welcome to the Padded Cell Podcast 01:35 Jimmy's Celebrity Crushes 02:06 Hollywoodland 04:01 Knight Rider Nostalgia 06:08 Shoutou...

We're live and we're just about alive! The lurgy is lingering, but that doesn't stop the chaos! There are smatterings of cake, play doh, moral conflicts and a closer look at the story of a Liverpool girl who ran off with a Russian sailor in the midst of bleak Britain in the 80s. Oh...and there's a windy factoid too!  Chapters: 00:00 Welcome to the Padded Cell Podcast 00:33 Live...

The Padded Cell Podcast is 1 year old and we are going LIVE once again, but this time, there are 4 of us. We look back on the last 12 months and share our best bits and we throw it out to the live audience to share their best bits.  What a year! Thanks everyone for your support and for sharing the love Vic, Nance and Ry xxx Chapters: 00:00 Welcome to the Padded Cell Podcast 01:22 Birthday Mishaps...

We go live for a fantastic episode filled with a bit of history, a punk dog, smelling salts, the psychology of BDSM and a fetish factoid which should come with a gag warning. We LOVED filming this little twisted gem; we hope you enjoy the ride!  Chapters: 00:00 Welcome to the Padded Cell Podcast 04:24 Keanu Reeves 18:23 Listener Interactions and Competitions 25:54 Exploring BDSM Psychology 29:49 E...

There's lots of twists and turns in this weeks episode, but Vicky brings a deep dive into the biggest music festival in the world, which really was all about the sex, drugs and rock n roll! What was it really like during the Summer of Love?  Chapters: 00:00 Welcome to the Padded Cell 01:29 Casablanca Memories 03:12 Iris Apfel: A Life of Style 05:12 National Burger Day 06:59 The Evolution of B...