The Opinionated Ogre Podcast

Tuesday night was not just a bad election for the Republican Party. It was a death blow to a movement of scumbags, perverts, and grifters. They don’t know it yet, but the entire MAGA movement is already dead. For the next several years, all we’ll be seeing is the zombie remains, desperately trying to hold on to some semblance of life as they wither away under the weight of their own putrid corrupt...

The end is nigh! The end is nigh! You can smell the panic of the regime, and it smells just like Donnie’s dirty diapers. I guess that’s what happens when hundreds of fascist fucks shit themselves all at the same time. And just two years ago, they were so SURE that this was the glorious beginning of a Thousand-Year-Reich. Now? Republicans are scrambling to shore up support in deep red states and se...

ICE is an illegitimate paramilitary force controlled by Stephen Miller, a rabid white nationalist. It’s filled with violent racists who see their badge as a license to kill. The entire agency was designed to be lawless, and now it has been turned into a weapon of mass terror. It cannot be reformed. It cannot be salvaged. It can only be abolished. When ICE is gone, everyone involved with terrorizin...

Donald Trump has been a Russian asset since the 1980s. Trump has been spewing russian propaganda for over 40 years and has been an obedient lapdog of the murderous dictator Putin every second he’s been in the White House. Now, with nothing left to lose, the Traitor-in-Chief has finally dropped any pretense of “America First” and is now openly funneling money to a hostile foreign nation. It won’t b...

Toy Soldier Pete Hegseth wants to run for president. He’s already the manliest Secretary of WAR America has ever had, so why not become the manliest president?! But to do that, he’s going to need a billionaire or two on his side. So why not put the Pentagon and its $1.5 TRILLION dollar budget in the hands of Elon Musk? After Musk is done stealing directing half of the military’s money to his own b...

Everything that happens after the midterms will be terrible…for Republicans. It’s not going to be great for the country, but it’s going to be REALLY bad for the GOP. Donald Trump will melt down into a puddle of narcissistic injury after being rejected AGAIN by the entire nation. It was his brilliant idea to force himself on the ballot and he will own the massive loss his party of pedophiles, Nazis...

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ICE was never a good idea. It was always a cesspit filled with racists hoping to cleanse America of the people they hated. Now? It’s a rabid animal that has to be put down. There is no fixing ICE. It cannot be redeemed or returned to its core mission. This IS its core mission. It always was. The only difference is that they’ve stopped pretending to be law enforcement. ICE has become the fascist wh...

Ogre Note: DERP goes the Ogre! Thursday’s upload was broken, and since I was offline the rest of the day except for a few quick notes, I didn’t realize. That was sloppy of me, and I apologize. The full episode has been uploaded, I swear!, and it’s all good now. Donald Trump will not be able to use the United States Postal Service to rig the midterm elections. That was his last, best hope to legal...

Are you wondering why gas is getting more expensive again? Have you, perhaps, noticed that the price of diesel is higher than you’ve ever seen it? Why is it going back up if the Strait of Hormuz has been closed this entire time? Well, a little bit of oil was trickling through, but that’s over for now. But more importantly, the mitigation efforts we had in place have been used up, and now there’s j...

Trump turning on our allies doesn’t make any sense unless his goal is to weaken America. Since he’s a Russian asset and has been since the 80s, yeah, not really a surprise. But why the concerted whole-of-government effort to demonize Canada, CANADA, of all places? Does Trump hate hockey? Do moose and Canadian geese offend him? Did Celine Dion give him the cold shoulder once? The answer may lie in...

Trump is such a man of the people, he wants to dump cheap, toxic ground beef on the market for the peasants to buy! Everyone celebrate their benevolent overlord and his brilliant plan to lower the cost of groceries! Please ignore the renewed trade war with Canada, which will send the price of toilet paper through the roof. Truly, Trump is a political genius of unparalleled mastery of the economy!...

When the history books are written about this blighted period of American history, they will marvel at how a country founded explicitly on the rejection of an unconstrained executive allowed a wannabe tyrant to flush billions of dollars down the drain on nonsensical vanity projects and dementia-fueled whims. From mutilating the White House to crippling our modern aircraft carriers by demanding out...

We always knew Donald Trump was a fucking coward. He had daddy pay a doctor to make up “bone spurs” so he could avoid the Draft. He talks tough but fires people by tweet. He only picks fights when he knows (or thinks) he can send the military to kill everyone. But at the first sign of trouble, he runs and hides like a little punk. The humiliating plane switch story is no different. Not because he...

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The Opinionated Ogre Podcast is 100% listener-supported. Please help us continue to inform/amuse/outrage you by becoming a supporting subscriber today for only $5 a month or just $50 a year (a 17% discount!)! If not, it’s all good. Welcome to the Ogre Nation anyway! If subscriptions aren’t your thing, you can leave a one-time PayPal or Venmo tip instead! If it feels like America is being pummeled...

The Opinionated Ogre Podcast is 100% listener-supported. Please help us continue to inform/amuse/outrage you by becoming a supporting subscriber today for only $5 a month or just $50 a year (a 17% discount!)! If not, it’s all good. Welcome to the Ogre Nation anyway! If subscriptions aren’t your thing, you can leave a one-time PayPal or Venmo tip instead! Not a great week for the manosphere. Elon M...

UPDATE! DERP! Sorry! The full episode didn’t upload this morning, and I’ve been reading Dungeon Crawler Carl all day, so I didn’t realize. I’m dumb. In my defense. DCC is a REALLY good book. ICE is not a rogue agency. ICE does not require better training and oversight. ICE is operating exactly as it is designed to: As a white nationalist secret police kill squad. The only solution to is to disband...

Please support this work by becoming a paying subscriber. This podcast is free and will always remain free, but it still takes time and effort to produce. Your support means everything to me. For just $5 a month or $50 a year (a 17% discount!), you can keep the OgPod going. Thank you! It’s been a rough week for the misogynists masquerading as “progressives.” They’ve had to twist themselves into kn...

Substack has been slowly choking off traffic to smaller newsletters like this for more than a year. If you appreciate the stories I tell and the voice I tell them in, please become a contributing subscriber and push back on corporate censorship. We need all of the independent media we can get before the only news we’re allowed to consume is what is allowed by a fascist regime controlled by billion...

The Opinionated Ogre Podcast is 100% listener-supported. Please help us continue to inform/amuse/outrage you by becoming a supporting subscriber today for only $5 a month or just $50 a year (a 17% discount!)! If not, it’s all good. Welcome to the Ogre Nation anyway! Even as Trump’s popularity collapses and his own base begins to abandon him, the regime is still full steam ahead on its eugenics pro...

The Opinionated Ogre Podcast is 100% listener-supported. Please help us continue to inform/amuse/outrage you by becoming a supporting subscriber today for only $5 a month or just $50 a year (a 17% discount!)! If not, it’s all good. Welcome to the Ogre Nation anyway! This is it, Ogre Nation. Lila’s last time on the podcast before she heads off to her big, new, exciting life at college. As excited a...

The Opinionated Ogre Podcast is 100% listener-supported. Please help us continue to inform/amuse/outrage you by becoming a supporting subscriber today for only $5 a month or just $50 a year (a 17% discount!)! If not, it’s all good. Welcome to the Ogre Nation anyway! The Most Corrupt Supreme Court in history continues to give Democrats all of the legal, moral, and political capital they need to exp...

The Opinionated Ogre Podcast is 100% listener-supported. Please help us continue to inform/amuse/outrage you by becoming a supporting subscriber today for only $5 a month or just $50 a year (a 17% discount!)! If not, it’s all good. Welcome to the Ogre Nation anyway! The OgPod turns 100…episodes old! To celebrate this astonishing milestone (astonishing because you’re still listening to us!), we hav...

The Opinionated Ogre Podcast is 100% listener-supported. Please help us continue to inform/amuse/outrage you by becoming a supporting subscriber today for only $5 a month or just $50 a year (a 17% discount!)! If not, it’s all good. Welcome to the Ogre Nation anyway! As Month Three of Trump’s quick and easy war drags on, the legacy press finds itself in a state of quantum uncertainty. They can’t se...