The One Millionth Podcast

They're Killin' Us With the Juke! 04.11.2019 1:02:36 ↓

We spend entirely too much time discussing the Nissan Juke. Also you should edit that out, that was stupid.

2.2 Million Pounds of Meat 28.10.2019 58:39 ↓

You'll never believe this but we talk about Taco Bell again.

What Were We Just Talking About? 21.10.2019 1:03:38 ↓

Seriously, what were we just talking about?

Shit Bucket 14.10.2019 56:12 ↓

We've got a winner for the Jonah Hillain contest and we surprised our folks.

Vegetables and Commitment 07.10.2019 1:02:26 ↓

Chris went skydiving and Andi has some grave plans.

Does This Make You Happy?! 30.09.2019 1:10:44 ↓

Chris' foot falls asleep and he suffers. Andi is pleased.

Suggestive Stroke 23.09.2019 1:08:17 ↓

Andi wants cult shoes and Chris' brain decides to take a sabbatical.

Cinnamonoramadome 16.09.2019 1:03:36 ↓

Chris and Andi are super psyched on a conveyor belt full of cheese.

Quick, Hide the Dildos! 09.09.2019 1:11:56 ↓

Chris actually does a good accent for once and Andi still hasn't watched Shawshank Redemption.

Ba-Kaw Ba-Kaw Bitches! 02.09.2019 1:02:57 ↓

Chris tells mushroom stories and Andi talks about "maintenance".

Not Today! 27.08.2019 56:30 ↓

3am weddings and when to change your underwear (it’s everyday). 

Slab O' Tabs 19.08.2019 54:26 ↓

Chris and Andi get heated over dessert.

Click Clack Half Twist 12.08.2019 45:15 ↓

Andi is on a lot of Sudafed and Chris isn't donating to your Go Fund Me. That means you, Amanda Knox. 

Fuck you, Zach Braff 05.08.2019 49:53 ↓

Chris learns how girls pee in rompers and Andi gets a brand new fear. 

Mystery Sausage 29.07.2019 45:23 ↓

Chris wants to make his own sausage but doesn't want to know how it's made and Andi is jealous of a toddler. 

Second Hand Gravies 22.07.2019 41:33 ↓

Chris learns how to say Heiress and Andi describes her tumultuous upbringing. 

All Loops Are Infinite 15.07.2019 27:22 ↓

Andi tells us about going to see Hootie & the Blowfish and running a 5k while Chris drinks tequila and tries to hold on.

You don't cook toast. 08.07.2019 47:32 ↓

Chris proves he can't cook and we learn Andi's dying wish.

I wanna hear the ding-dings in peace! 24.06.2019 41:38 ↓

Chris and Andi introduce themselves to the world and discuss Everest, weird Kansas strip clubs, and more!