The One Millionth Podcast

Paula Deez Nuts 11.05.2020 48:47 ↓

Chris very recently learned that rice is good with Mexican food and Andi's eyes rolled so hard they fell out of her face.

Social Media Acumen 04.05.2020 55:16 ↓

Chris and Andi say some words and learn some others. Join them on this journey to nowhere. 

Speaking of Seeing Dem Tiddies... 27.04.2020 1:07:22 ↓

Chris and Andi break down the difference between Karens and Janets... because honestly what the eff else is going on. Also their Dad can eat a butt.  

Let Me Tell You Something About You That You Don't Know 20.04.2020 54:37 ↓

Okay okay OKAY! We admit it... DMB f**ks.

Backdoors of Yore 13.04.2020 1:05:35 ↓

No, those were not the exact words that came out of Chris' mouth, and yes, Andi writes these captions.

SOME RULES!!! 06.04.2020 55:26 ↓

Chris and Andi have been up to (war huh good god y'all what is it good for) absolutely nothing. 

No Rules! 30.03.2020 1:02:51 ↓

Andi finally watched Shawshank Redemption and Chris really misses being inside Chipotle. 

Spit Roasted by the Jo Bros. 23.03.2020 50:07 ↓

Chris and Andi wash their hands and stay inside. Be like Chris and Andi.

Hard Milk 16.03.2020 50:36 ↓

Chris and Andi start a multi-million dollar idea company. They're idea guys now.

Hidden Valley Mouthwash 09.03.2020 59:21 ↓

Chris struggled with an old XBox, Andi went on a neat distillery tour and they both tell more drug stories. 

We Need to Leave This Denny's 02.03.2020 1:01:12 ↓

Chris hates geometry and Andi got a bidet... or as Chris calls them "asshole washers".

What a Mesh 24.02.2020 1:06:01 ↓

Chris and Andi learn a lot about vaginal mesh. 

Hamsterdam 17.02.2020 59:56 ↓

It was a long week without football but luckily the XFL is here... and we announce the fan name winners! 

Kreeve 10.02.2020 57:52 ↓

The Chiefs won the mother f**king Super Bowl!

Point of Know Return 03.02.2020 57:29 ↓

Good luck with this one, folks.

Thanks for My Butthole! 27.01.2020 1:11:11 ↓

Chris spent the weekend in America's wang and Andi met The Fonz. 

I'm Full of Peanut Butter, Like an Idiot 20.01.2020 1:09:03 ↓

Chris and Andi redecorate Chris' living room and you can't see what they're doing... you'll love it.

Pineapple and Ham 06.01.2020 1:08:44 ↓

Chris and Andi tell stories from the holiday break and even sing some snappy tunes along the way.

Circumstantial Vomit 23.12.2019 1:10:55 ↓

Chris nearly throws up from words and Andi’s frontal lobe is out of the office. 

Christmas is Nigh 16.12.2019 1:02:33 ↓

Chris and Andi found the perfect Christmas sweater for your grandma and they discuss the hottest new video game. 

Helsinki Syndrome 09.12.2019 1:03:57 ↓

Chris and Andi learn some basic geography and Chris is reckless with his laser eyes. 

105 lbs Of Juice 02.12.2019 1:03:46 ↓

Chris and Andi talk cars and crime tips. Chris puts an unflattering pic of Andi on the big screen. (check it out on IG)

Things That Are Gross 26.11.2019 1:11:06 ↓

We're talking about things that are gross.

Zone Ten!!! 19.11.2019 1:04:13 ↓

Chris and Andi talk about their haunted house and they invent a new genre of horror films.

Jazzed and Stupid 11.11.2019 55:38 ↓

EXTREME CONTENT WARNING: We talk about the difference between a dresser and a chest of drawers.