Adam Bauer
The Olympic Family
In The Olympic Family , Harmonia--goddess of harmony, and the daughter of Ares and Aphrodite--shares stories from her divine relatives: the jealous, the heroic, the foolish, and the wise. These are the original dysfunctional family dramas, with thunderbolts, monsters, epic quests... and consequences. Told with warmth, wit, and just a touch of ambrosial judgment, each episode introduces a character or moment from Greek mythology in a way that makes sense for curious middle-schoolers and their grownups alike. Because once you know the gods, history makes a lot more sense.
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Episodes
I Need To Step Away From The Table 08.04.2026 4:04
Harmonia steps away from the Olympic Family for a season --- forty-five episodes, thirty-five relatives, and one very long Perseus story later, she needs some quiet company. The archive stays. She'll be back. But right now, she's heading to The Golden Thread. Transcript available at: https://harmonia.email/podcast-episode/i-need-step-away-table Share and read comments: https://harmonia.email/podca...
The Discus and the Wind 03.04.2026 30:42
In the ninth and final chapter of the Perseus Cycle, Harmonia tells the tragic story of how prophecy claims what it's owed. Perseus travels to Larissa to compete in funeral games, seeking a moment of normalcy after his heroic quests. Meanwhile, his grandfather Acrisius---who once tried to drown him as an infant---hides in the same crowd, still running from the oracle's words. During the discus thr...
The Stone Court 02.04.2026 19:30
Perseus returns to Seriphos to find his mother Dana has fled to a temple, hiding from King Polydectes who has spent months trying to force her into marriage. The king never expected the boy he sent on an impossible quest to survive---but Perseus carries Medusa's head in a leather bag, and he's come home to settle old scores. At Polydectes' celebratory banquet, surrounded by allies who enabled the...
The Girl and the Sea 01.04.2026 16:40
After slaying the sea monster, Perseus finds Andromeda chained to a rock---left to die for her mother's pride. In this quiet chapter of broken chains and quiet choices, two lives move forward. Told by Harmonia, goddess of harmony, this episode explores freedom, fury, and what it means to walk away from the past without looking back. Transcript available at: https://harmonia.email/podcast-episode/g...
Blood on the Sand 31.03.2026 22:12
In the wake of Medusa's death, her blood falls across the world---birthing Pegasus and Chrysaor, serpents in the sand, and stories that will outlive gods. As Perseus flies westward, silent and heavier than before, he meets Atlas, the sky-bearer cursed by prophecy. Their meeting is brief. Their parting remakes the world. Harmonia walks with us through this quiet, devastating aftermath---a chapter w...
The Gorgon's Lair 30.03.2026 11:07
Perseus enters the shadowed cavern where the Gorgons sleep, armed only with a polished shield, divine silence, and a promise he regrets making. Harmonia guides us through the stillness before the strike---the heartbeat, the breath, the reflection. In one clean motion, the impossible is done: Medusa is slain. But the silence that follows is not peace. As Perseus flees, high into the sky, he carries...
The Gifts of the Gods 29.03.2026 13:05
In this chapter of the Perseus Cycle, the gods step quietly into the boy's path, offering not answers, but tools---gifts meant for one who dares to hunt death. Perseus receives sandals to lift him, a helm to vanish him, and a mirror-shield to face what cannot be looked at. But the truest gift is what forms within him: not courage, not fury---but patience. A stillness. The moment where he stops run...
Polydectes' Game 28.03.2026 15:50
When a boast made in anger binds young Perseus to an impossible promise, the slimy King Polydectes seizes his chance. But fate is listening, and the gods are beginning to stir. In this quiet, dangerous chapter, a boy walks away from home and toward legend, step by uncertain step. Transcript available at: https://harmonia.email/podcast-episode/polydectes-game Share and read comments: https://harmon...
The Chest and the Sea 27.03.2026 10:46
In this quiet, emotional chapter of The Perseus Cycle, Harmonia returns to tell of Dana and baby Perseus---sealed in a wooden chest and cast into the sea by a fearful king. As they drift through salt and silence, Harmonia reflects on endurance, motherhood, and the strange attention of the sea itself. Washed ashore on the island of Seriphos, they are taken in by a kind fisherman---but the king of t...
The Locked Tower 26.03.2026 14:14
In this intimate episode of The Perseus Cycle, Harmonia, goddess of harmony, recalls the haunting tale of Dana---locked away by her father, King Acrisius, after a prophecy foretells his doom. As Dana endures silence and isolation in a bronze tower, something divine slips through the cracks---a golden rain that changes everything. Harmonia speaks of fear, fate, and the first breath of the child who...
Ananke: The Power That Must Be 19.03.2026 6:21
Harmonia tells the story of Ananke, the ancient force of necessity and inevitability, revealing how invisible laws guide gods and mortals alike while teasing the primordial beginning known as Chaos. Transcript available at: https://harmonia.email/podcast-episode/ananke-power-must-be Share and read comments: https://harmonia.email/podcast-comments?field_podcast_feed_value=the_olympic_family&fro...
Aion: The God of Forever 12.03.2026 5:52
Harmonia shares the story of Aion, the god of eternal time and endless cycles, showing how change turns endings into beginnings and teasing the powerful force of inevitability, Ananke. Transcript available at: https://harmonia.email/podcast-episode/aion-god-forever Share and read comments: https://harmonia.email/podcast-comments?field_podcast_feed_value=the_olympic_family&from_node=207
Aether: The Light Above the World 05.03.2026 6:29
Harmonia tells the story of Aether, the primordial god of light and upper air, revealing how brightness and breath lifted the world after darkness and teasing the eternal god of time, Aion. Transcript available at: https://harmonia.email/podcast-episode/aether-light-above-world Share and read comments: https://harmonia.email/podcast-comments?field_podcast_feed_value=the_olympic_family&from_nod...
Achlys: The First Darkness 26.02.2026 7:37
Harmonia tells the ancient story of Achlys, the spirit of misery and despair, exploring how hopelessness spread through the early world and how even the deepest darkness was eventually met by light. Transcript available at: https://harmonia.email/podcast-episode/achlys-first-darkness Share and read comments: https://harmonia.email/podcast-comments?field_podcast_feed_value=the_olympic_family&fr...
Thanatos: The Gentle God of Death 19.02.2026 8:39
Harmonia introduces Thanatos, the quiet god who guides souls peacefully from life to death, revealing how endings give life meaning and teasing the darker presence of Achlys waiting in the shadows. Transcript available at: https://harmonia.email/podcast-episode/thanatos-gentle-god-death Share and read comments: https://harmonia.email/podcast-comments?field_podcast_feed_value=the_olympic_family&...
Tartarus: The Prison Beneath the World 12.02.2026 10:12
Harmonia guides listeners into Tartarus, the deepest abyss of Greek mythology, revealing how the gods used it to imprison Titans and monsters, and what this dark place teaches about fear, control, and protection. Transcript available at: https://harmonia.email/podcast-episode/tartarus-prison-beneath-world Share and read comments: https://harmonia.email/podcast-comments?field_podcast_feed_value=the...
Hypnos: The God Who Softens the World 05.02.2026 11:32
Harmonia invites the listener into the quiet world of Hypnos, the god of sleep, rest, and dreams. Following Nemesis's work of restoring balance, Hypnos arrives to soften the world, reminding gods and mortals alike that healing begins when we finally let go. Transcript available at: https://harmonia.email/podcast-episode/hypnos-god-who-softens-world Share and read comments: https://harmonia.email/p...
Nemesis: The Balance That Always Returns 29.01.2026 12:02
Harmonia tells the story of Nemesis, the goddess who restores balance when pride grows too large and fairness slips away. Through quiet judgment and perfect timing, Nemesis reminds gods and mortals alike that excess always carries consequences---and that harmony depends on limits. Transcript available at: https://harmonia.email/podcast-episode/nemesis-balance-always-returns Share and read comments...
Demeter: The Goddess Who Learned to Say No 22.01.2026 13:08
Harmonia tells the story of Demeter, goddess of the harvest, revealing how love, loss, and refusal reshaped the seasons---and why care that is taken for granted can bring the world to a halt. Transcript available at: https://harmonia.email/podcast-episode/demeter-goddess-who-learned-say-no Share and read comments: https://harmonia.email/podcast-comments?field_podcast_feed_value=the_olympic_family&...
Hades: The God Who Kept the Door 15.01.2026 15:12
Harmonia explores Hades, ruler of the underworld, revealing why the most feared god is also the most dependable---and how endings, limits, and fairness give life its meaning. Transcript available at: https://harmonia.email/podcast-episode/hades-god-who-kept-door Share and read comments: https://harmonia.email/podcast-comments?field_podcast_feed_value=the_olympic_family&from_node=158
Persephone: The Goddess Who Learned to Return 08.01.2026 15:58
Harmonia tells the story of Persephone, the goddess who moves between sunlight and shadow, revealing how loss, choice, and return shape the seasons---and how growing up often means becoming more than we planned. Transcript available at: https://harmonia.email/podcast-episode/persephone-goddess-who-learned-return Share and read comments: https://harmonia.email/podcast-comments?field_podcast_feed_va...
Mnemosyne - The Mother of Memory 01.01.2026 10:29
In this episode of The Olympic Family, I, Harmonia, invite you into the memory of Mnemosyne-the Titaness who remembers everything and gave birth to the Muses. She doesn't shout or strike; she preserves. From her nine nights with Zeus to the songs of her daughters, Mnemosyne shaped story, song, identity... and the gods themselves. We'll explore how memory creates meaning, and why forgetting is neve...
Themis - The Voice That Balanced the World 26.12.2025 9:22
Before laws were written, there was Themis. In this episode of The Olympic Family, I, Harmonia, introduce you to my formidable aunt Themis-the Titaness of divine order, sacred vows, and the silence that carries judgment. We'll explore her powers, her role in shaping Olympus itself, and what gods whispered about her behind her back. Why did Zeus listen to her before anyone else? And what happens wh...
Phoebe - The Radiant Oracle 19.12.2025 12:15
Before Delphi echoed with Apollo's voice, it shimmered in the quiet presence of Phoebe-the Titaness of radiance and prophecy. In this episode of The Olympic Family, I, Harmonia, tell you how my divine kin Phoebe shaped the sacred art of seeing without speaking. We'll explore her hidden powers, her legacy through Leto and Apollo, and why some truths arrive like moonlight, not fire. What did the god...
Coeus - The Mind That Made Questions Holy 12.12.2025 8:33
Long before philosophers and prophets, there was Coeus - the Titan who asked the first divine questions. In this episode of The Olympic Family, I, Harmonia, share the story of the quiet, curious mind who shaped understanding itself. From fathering Leto and Asteria to out-thinking gods and guiding battles with logic instead of flame, Coeus didn't speak often - but when he did, the cosmos listened....
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