The Offensive

MERRY CHRISTMAS  The Offensive will return on Monday 7th January with an FA Cup special. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate   Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Rhys Tees as Hutch Lewis Oliver Dowling as Benedict Rice Denis Michallet as Felix Grosjean Joel Emery as Dan Watson Episode written by: Joel Emery Directed by: Adam Jarrell Edited by: Adam Jarrell E...

With the transfer window opening in just over two weeks and with a new Head Coach lined up to replace the struggling Felix Grosjean; Ashwood are conducting their annual transfer committee. Amidst the chaotic player recruitment and research, Patrick is looking to sign his player that will secure funds for Thomas Fell and ensure Patrick receives 15% of the club for a cut price. Adam Jarrell as Chris...

As Ashwood are drawn against Kent rivals Gillingham in the FA Cup third round; Patrick has gone AWOL from the club as he attempts to close in on his purchase of the Ashwood City shares.   Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Maude Hirst as Elaine Keller   Additional voices: Joel Emery Oliver Dowling   Episode written by: Joe...

As Ashwood prepare for the visit of Liverpool, Patrick is infuriated following derogatory comments about Ashwood from Jurgen Klopp and various analysts within the mainstream media. In an effort to enact revenge and give Ashwood the upper hand in the game he and Woody take drastic steps.  Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate   Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodal...

Another defeat - this time away to relegation candidates Huddersfield Town, leaves Ashwood in the bottom three for the first time this season. The ownership begin to have mixed feelings about their Head Coach Felix Grosjean; leaving Patrick, Jess and Woody tasked with planning for the future. For Patrick, the vote of confidence from the board members takes an opportunistic turn...   &nbs...

As Ashwood City combat a supporter protest during a game where both home and away fans have been banned; Woody is entering his third week of suspension, and is looking to make a comeback. Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall  Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan   Helena Doughty as Jess Tate   Additional voices: Omari Douglas Sam Hallahan Luke Stevenson Oliver Dowling Simon Shaw...

As the scandal deepens and FA investigations continue, Head of Ethics: Benedict Rice, along with Chief Executive Patrick Nolan and the Vice Head of Football Operations Nick Bernardi have accompanied the playing staff aboard the train to Newcastle, as a show of solidarity for their upcoming fixture.    Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Sam Hallahan as Nick 'The Prick' Bernardi Oliver Dowling...

During the height of the media storm following The Portsmouth Matter, Ashwood face Cardiff City on the pitch and an FA investigation off it, courtesy of the new Ashwood City Director of Ethics; Benedict Rice.   Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate      Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Oliver Dowling as Benedict Rice   Additional voices:...

Ashwood City travel to Burnley after a disastrous and perplexing opening press conference for the new Head Coach; Felix Grosjean. The match takes a turn for the worse after a bust-up in the tunnel between Felix and Burnley manager Sean Dyche. Ashwood's problems deepen as the translator hired by Felix isn't fulfilling his duties. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrel...

Patrick and Woody are en route to Marseille to obtain the services of Head Coach Felix Grosjean, but a stumbling block is put in their place as the Marseille Chief-Executive is having second thoughts. Jess is tasked with keeping Chinese betting corporation, and Ashwood City shirt sponsor; iBET sweet, but heavy concessions are required. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam...

Following yet another defeat, this time at the hands of Chelsea; Ashwood City FC face action in the form of a last-minute supporter protest. With the club image in tatters, Jess is tasked with disrupting the protest and buying Ashwood some time - yet she has some commitments of her own.    Helena Doughty as Jess Tate   Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Lucy-Jane Quinlan as Erica&nb...

Ashwood are moments away from hiring Big Sam as the ownership throw a last minute obstacle in their way. Meanwhile, as Liam Brightwell looks to take charge of his second game as caretaker manager, a disastrous Ashwood City tweet dismisses him from the club.  Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Dane Baptiste as Liam Brightwell  N...

As Ashwood City failed to recruit a new manager during the international break they face Bournemouth with former under 23s coach Liam Brightwell as caretaker manager. Following the match Patrick is detained in Eddie Howe's office after a death threat is made on his life.     Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Dane Baptiste as Liam Brightwell  Ac...

Following a huge result for Ashwood, Dan Watson's comments in a post-match interview leave reverberations around the club as Patrick, Jess and Woody attempt to curtail the lofty ambitions of their manager. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Joel Emery as Dan Watson  Additional voices: Jo Price Lucinda Shaw Omari Douglas Si...

On the eve of their game at Crystal Palace; Patrick, Woody and Dan have met for dinner in London. As the night progresses Dan becomes increasingly frustrated that his expected dinner guest in Roy Hodgson is yet to show. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Joel Emery as Dan Watson Additional voices: Omari Douglas Rhys Tees Raphaela Israel-Öbeñg   Episode written...

In their first home game of the season, Ashwood City play host to Brighton as stadium developments cause havoc.   Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Additional voices: Omari Douglas Rhys Tees Oliver Dowling Dean Kilbey   Episode written by: Joel Emery Directed by: Adam Jarrell Edited by: Adam Jarrell Executive Producer: Jo...

Ashwood get their season underway at Vicarage Road as some serious foul play from their Croatian midfielder leaves Head of Communications Jess Tate clearing up the mess.   Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall  Additional voices: Jo Price Omari Douglas Rhys Tees Oliver Dowling   Episode written by: Joel Emery Direct...

Join Ashwood City FC on deadline day as the club's lack of spending during the window sparks an internal crisis. After manager Dan Watson appears on national radio to air his frustrations regarding a quiet transfer window, club Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan is left with his Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall to try and get a handle on things. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Je...