The Offensive

It's the first Premier League win of the season for Ashwood City and it comes on the road at West Ham. For Patrick, Woody and Jess the celebrations are on hold as matchday goalscorer and prized asset Kyle Francis-Clarke has gone AWOL in London following the unexpected victory. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Victoria Gibson as Alex Mo...

The Europa League campaign kicks off in Rome, as Ashwood City take on AS Roma in their opening group game. Tensions with Kieran Broom continue to worsen as the side face a difficult challenge away from home.  Esmonde Cole as KFC Allon Sylvain as Eric van Smit Adam Jarrell as Chris Well Additional Voices: Nalan Burgess Joel Emery Directed by: Adam Jarrell Episode written by: Joel Emery &n...

The International break is over and Premier League football returns to Dartley Park as Ashwood City take on league leaders; Liverpool. Chief Executive Patrick Nolan has his work cut out to repair his relationships and reputation after the decision to relinquish the captaincy from Kieran Broom. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall &nbs...

The club react to the sad news that Ashwood legend Gerry Harkness has passed away. Meanwhile, Patrick's dubious financial endeavours are beginning to catch up with him as local journalist Gareth McAskill is tipped off.  Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall   Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison Additional Voices: Nalan Burgess R...

Following a home defeat to Wolves, Patrick and Woody find themselves waiting outside new Head Coach Eric Van Smit's office. With no confidence and no signal - the pair must formulate a plan to let the Head Coach know exactly how they feel about Ashwood's torrid start to the season.  Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall   Vic...

After a disappointing draw with newly-promoted Sheffield United, the Ashwood City fans want answers. The Club's hierarchy, however, have other issues to attend to. An unfortunate traffic jam only adds to the problems of Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan.  Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall   Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison Ad...

Ashwood kick off their season away to Burnley and immediately face consequences from the result. With weeks of excessive spending behind him; Patrick is desperate to fix any squad issues before the next matchday.  Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall   Esmonde Cole as Howard Jagger Additional Voices: Nalan Burgess Thomas Mit...

After a summer of discontent, another managerial sacking and a few (mostly Dutch) signings, the new season is almost underway.  With the initial difficulties of the transfer window, Ashwood's troubles deepen after the release of an indecent image allegedly picturing a member of the playing staff.  Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woo...

The game is underway. The only thing standing between Ashwood City and Europa League football is Fulham FC. Woody is still nowhere to be seen as the tentative first half draws to a close. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan   Helena Doughty as Jess Tate   Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall   Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison Additional voices: Lucinda Shaw   &nb...

The takeover is under threat with an unexpected victory at Leicester City. With other league results in their favour, Ashwood find themselves in 7th and currently qualifying for the UEFA Europa League; which would cancel the sale due to the current ownership's stipulations on European football. Patrick Nolan is left to find a way to ensure the deal goes through and the chances of finishing 7th are...

An immediate and unprecedented breakthrough in the future of Ashwood City as Omani billionaire Mohamed Al-Zawi prepares a £615m bid for the club. With the news spreading fast, Ashwood Head Coach Rod Meadows is preparing for life under the new regime. Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall   Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan &nb...

Whilst attending a team bonding week Patrick recounts to Woody his latest foray with Gary Briggs during the Easter weekend's victory against Wolverhampton Wanderers. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan   Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall    Directed by: Adam Jarrell   Episode written by: Joel Emery Directed by: Adam Jarrell Edited by: Adam Jarrell Executive Producer: Jo...

Patrick has met with Ashwood City owner Hutch Lewis at the US Masters in Augusta, Georgia to decide the future of their relationship and the club. Joining him on the business trip are Jess Tate and Chris 'Woody' Woodall who are taking in some of the golf that's on offer. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan   Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Rhys Tees as Hutch L...

Off the back of the defeat to Liverpool; Ashwood are dealing with the fallout from Willy Amadou's celebration in which he used the corner flag to simulate gunfire. With the club under scrutiny, it would seem Patrick is going about his normal business in trying to throw Chief Operating Officer Gary Briggs under the bus. Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Victoria Gibs...

With enormous pressure mounting on the club, Patrick has seen an opportunity to win over the support of the ownership by adapting Head Coach Rod Meadows negative tactics. Leading the playing-style negotiations is Chris 'Woody' Woodall; as the Sporting Director and Suspended Chairman attempt to have a say on what happens on the pitch. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Wood...

Patrick offers his conditions to withdraw as Chairman and return as Chief-Executive under Hutch's ownership. With the board refusing his offer, Patrick looks to take vengeance on their upcoming home fixture against Newcastle. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison Additional voices: Nalan Burgess  ...

Ashwood City are looking to entertain various potential corporate clients and sponsors for next season; permitting Premier League survival. As the club look to send staff on various networking trips - Jess and Woody have made their own personal excursion to a more prestigious venue. Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall   Paul...

An Englishman, An Irishman and A Scotsman walk into a Barcelona training camp... Ashwood City send Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall to convince club hot prospect Javier Cabello to return to England and fulfill his schoolboy contract. Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall   Paul Bullion as Ethan Jones John Walsh Brannoch as Colin Walsh Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan   &nbs...

After being suspended from the club, Patrick is exploring ways to get back into power. Old friends in low places secure him a meeting with a lawyer to assist.  Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan   Helena Doughty as Jess Tate   Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall George Still as Geoff Monroe   Episode written by: Joel Emery Directed by: Adam Jarrell Edited by: Adam Jarrel...

Gary Briggs, the newly appointed Ashwood City Chief Operating Officer is finalising his contract along with Alex Morrison, a Marketing Director, as the club add key additions to their office staff. The new arrivals however; struggle to fit in with club stalwarts Jess Tate and Chris 'Woody' Woodall. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan   Helena Doughty as Jess Tate   Adam Jarrell as Ch...

Ashwood City have gone viral thanks to a racially motivated incident in a local McDonald's. Jess has arranged a trip to the Ashwood Children's Hospital to provide some much needed PR and connection with the young fanbase. In an effort to spread the joy; Patrick has arrived with some gifts from the club shop. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan   Helena Doughty as Jess Tate   Adam Jar...

The Ivan Lloyd deal is in its final moments and the Ashwood City hierarchy contend with the unexpected appearance of Liverpool midfielder Harry Weaver in their staff car park. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan   Helena Doughty as Jess Tate   Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall   Additional voices: Lucinda Shaw Rhys Tees   Episode written by: Joel Emery Directed by: Adam...

A leaked disgruntled conference held with the written press by Rod Meadows hits home following suspicious activity during a sports science program at the training ground. Tension is rising at the club as the likelihood of selling Ivan Lloyd suddenly becomes very real. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan   Helena Doughty as Jess Tate   Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall   Addi...

Back-to-back wins have put Ashwood into 14th and now they face the prospect of Crystal Palace at home. Pre-match, Ashwood are looking to announce a major new signing and have hired a specialist events company for the announcement. Helena Doughty as Jess Tate   Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Nicola Kill as Kate Sinclair     Episode writt...

It's time for the FA Cup Third Round and The Kent Derby. Off the back of an encouraging run under new manager Rod Meadows the Ashwood City bus is stopped in its tracks outside Priestfield Stadium in Gillingham as the local crowds block its approach.   Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall   Episode written by: Joel Emery Directed by: Adam Jarrell Edited by:...