The Offensive

It's the final matchweek of the Premier League season and Ashwood City Chief Executive Patrick Nolan finds himself with a new level of power. The dramatic events of the week before have not been taken lightly by Anaheim Sports Group as Patrick takes to The University of Ashwood to reflect on his recent endeavours. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woo...

Wembley Stadium plays host to the FA Cup Final between Chelsea and Ashwood City. As kick-off looms, the historic purchase of 30% of the club on behalf of the Ashwood City Supporters' Trust comes to completion.  Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall   Rhys Tees as Frank Finnan Adam Alexander as Adam Tate John Brannoch as Colin Walsh Thomas Mitchells as The...

With a new regime being installed at the club and an FA Cup final on the way, acting Chief-Executive Jess Tate continues to assist the transition.  Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall   Rhys Tees as Frank Finnan Luke Stevenson as Gareth McAskill  John Brannoch as Colin Walsh Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton Additional Voices: Joel Emery Episode wri...

The hierarchy of Ashwood City is turned on its head as the Supporters Trust gain significant progress due to some help from an old friend.  Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall   Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison Rhys Tees as Frank Finnan Adam Alexander as Adam Tate Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr Rachel Webber Additional Voices: Joe...

Off the back of a huge FA Cup Semi-Final appearance for Ashwood City; European football is thrown into chaos as The Super League announce their arrival on the world stage. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall   Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison John Brannoch as Colin Walsh Rhys Tees as Frank Finnan Adam Alexander as Adam Tate Addi...

Wembley Stadium plays host to Leicester City v Ashwood City in the FA Cup Semi-Final. A government approved test event has allocated seats for 4,000 supporters inside the 90,000 seater.  Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall   Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Rhys Tees as Frank Finnan Kelly Somers as Herself Additional Voices: Joel Emery Episode written by:...

Ashwood City Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan is losing his grip on his position at the club as Anaheim Sports Group have accepted the offer from Harvey Simms. With the deal underway, all Patrick has to work with is a name... 'Bohai'. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall   Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Ramone Dale-Cruickshank as Harvey Simms John Brannoch as Col...

Ashwood City face Manchester City in matchweek 30 of the Premier League. As the domestic season looks to be a fairly quiet one on the pitch for the Kent side; off the pitch the bidding process is in disarray as Harvey Simms and the Ashwood City Supporters' Trust turn up the pressure on Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall   He...

Ashwood City Chief Executive Patrick Nolan, Head of Communications Jess Tate and Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall enlist the help of the Ashwood City faithful to try and lift morale and improve the club's dreadful home form. Meanwhile, The Ashwood City Supporters' Trust gains momentum.  Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall   Helena Doughty as Je...

The long-awaited tribunal finally sees Kyle Francis-Clarke and The Professional Footballers' Association take on Chris 'Woody' Woodall and Colin Walsh of Ashwood City Football Club. Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall   John Brannoch as Colin Walsh Jennifer Tierney as Hannah Ingram QC Esmonde Cole as KFC Thomas Mitchells as Judge Philip Gray Episode written by: Joel Emery Edi...

Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan's fantasy football team is suffering following his failure to pick up on insider knowledge from Ashwood City. His resolve is tested further as Head of Football Operations Colin Walsh uncovers the legal threat posed by the impending litigation from injured forward Kyle Francis-Clarke. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate John Brannoch as Colin Wals...

A brawl amongst the playing and coaching staff of Ashwood City and Tottenham Hotspur takes place post-match at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium. Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan is desperate not only to partake in the Skywalk with Daniel Levy but also to take centre stage in diffusing the tension. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton Ramone Dale...

Coronavirus has struck down the Ashwood City hierarchy as Patrick Nolan, Jess Tate, Alex Morrison and Chris 'Woody' Woodall are all forced into isolation. As the PFA case of Kyle Francis-Clarke begins, Patrick takes on local small businesses and Harvey Simms... all while battling severe COVID symptoms. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall...

A dramatic 1-0 victory over Arsenal at Dartley Park has sparked outrage among the football community as the use of a ballboy - prohibited under COVID-19 protocol - was instrumental in the winning goal. To add to Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan's woes; Dr. Rachel Webber is taking action against the medical impropriety and mishandling of injured star KFC by Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall and...

Ashwood City are in midweek Premier League action against Manchester United. Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan however is at the whim of owners Anaheim Sports Group and is tasked with hosting prospective buyer and potential successor Harvey Simms. With the Sky Sports' cameras awaiting the big game and a glimpse of Harvey; Patrick has a plan... Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate...

On the final day of the January Transfer Window news comes to light that recent signing Kelvin Reid has had intimate relations with the wife of club veteran; Marco Nipic. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton Ray Strasser-King as Kelvin Reid John Brannoch as Colin Walsh Alberto Iriarte as Beñat 'Benny' Bengoetxea Episode written by: Joel Emery E...

Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan and Head of Communications Jess Tate require negative COVID-19 test results ahead of Deadline Day at Ashwood City Football Club. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate   Additional Voices: Rachel Teate Thomas Mitchells Joel Emery Episode written by: Joel Emery Edited by: Joel Emery Episode directed by: Helena Doughty & Paul Waggot...

The new regime under Sven-Göran Eriksson has provided a much needed impetus for Ashwood City Football Club. The turn of fortunes even reflects onto the Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan as he secures a rare appearance on a dedicated Ashwood supporters' podcast feed. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate   John Brannoch as Colin Walsh  Sven-Goran Eriksson as Hims...

Ashwood City Football Club look to complete the signing of Sven-Goran Eriksson as Head Coach. In Loving Memory of beautiful Lucinda. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate   Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton   Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Additional Voices: Joel Emery Directed by: Joel Emery & Adam Jarrell Episode...

The Tottenham victory seals Ashwood City's 4-straight league win under Interim Head Coach Matt Jansen. Former player and businessman, now turned Ashwood City agitator; Harvey Simms has enacted shareholder protocol to demand a meeting between Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan and the highly regarded Jansen... Meanwhile in Scandinavia; Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall attempts to recruit his succ...

On a fiercely windy day in Kent, Ashwood City host Tottenham Hotspur after a run of 3-straight victories under Interim Head Coach Matt Jansen. With Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan and Head of Communications Jess Tate in attendance; Croatian defender Dario Babic suffers a dangerous injury on the field. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate  ...

Chief Player Liaison Officer Theo Clinton has unexpectedly been exposed as the individual behind the Ashwood City email hacks. Chief Executive Patrick Nolan looks to resolve, understand and ultimately exploit his motives.  Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate   Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr Rachel Webber Rachel Teate as Dame Georgina P...

The international break has concluded and Premier League action returns. Ashwood City travel to Newcastle United as Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan is looking to recover from a difficult couple of weeks following his disastrous appearance in Prague... Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate   Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall John Brannoch as Colin Walsh Additional Vo...

Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan is under intense pressure as a potential rival has emerged for the much coveted 30% ownership of Ashwood City Football Club. His frustrations and ego are relieved however, with the news of a career achievement recognition from the footballing community. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Ramone Dale-Cruickshank as Harvey Simms Helena Doughty as Jess Tate   Adam J...

Following an away defeat to Wolverhampton Wanderers, Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall finds himself as an unwilling chauffeur to Head of Communications Jess Tate, as they make their way to the Ashwood City Halloween Party.   Helena Doughty as Jess Tate   Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison Thomas Mitchells...