The Nut Farm Podcast

This week on The Nut Farm, Missy is wearing the Billie Eilish Walmart pajama shirt she slept in and thinks she has developed a shellfish allergy all of a sudden. Steve walked into the surprise birthday dinner without the birthday girl (Gretchen) and had to be sent back out. The farmers get into: • Microblading: the scalpel, the crackle, and the sound that almost made both of them walk out • The bi...

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen (Timmy) and Missy (Bunny) are back with a full load of life updates — and it’s a lot. The farmers get into: • Anti-car-sick glasses that look like Where’s Waldo and may actually work • Otis the dog, who peed on Steve’s side of the bed in an act of deliberate dominance • The pillow situation — it’s more complicated than you think • Eli’s street sale: Pokémon card...

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen and Missy take a tour through thirty years of American chaos — starting with Lorena Bobbitt’s Ginsu knife, stopping at the OJ verdict, swinging past Michael Jackson’s black suitcase and Marilyn Monroe’s suspiciously broken window, and somehow ending at a German man’s Vegas mansion for plus-size women and an eBay Live Pokémon card addiction. Along the way: • A pr...

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen returns from vacation with beach-bronzed energy. She and Missy chat about NBA Finals opinions, World Cup commentary, and a surprisingly deep realization inspired by Jaws. The farmers discuss: • Why modern parenting feels harder than ever • Whether we're doing too many things “right” • Growing up before the internet had guardrails • Extending grace to our younger...

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen and Missy survive their daughters’ first sleepover, (including a prank-call scandal involving McDonald’s), debate casino strategy, celebrate organizational breakthroughs, and accidentally invent a new life philosophy: Full Potato. The farmers discuss: • Why children are terrible liars • Parenting panic that follows questionable decisions • Friendship sleepovers...

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen and Missy accidentally stumble into one of their most thoughtful conversations yet. What starts with professional organizers, labeled pantries, casino jackpots, and tanning-bed nostalgia turns into a debate about boredom, productivity guilt, and whether modern parents are trying too hard to make childhood magical. The farmers discuss: • Why kids do not need to b...

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen and Missy discuss Pokémon art obsessions, potential live podcast, Lake Powell spirituality, sobriety milestones, creepy internet men, dangling throat anatomy, and the very real importance of hobbies. Standard farmer business. The girls get into: • Turning childhood interests into adult joy • Why women lose their identities • Emotional weight of old photos • Inte...

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen and Missy discuss prison politics, tanning beds, Pokémon conventions, emotional support sound bowls, weird wellness products, terrifying parking lots, and the deeply unhinged contents of Gretchen’s Notes app burn book. The girls spiral through: • Why women can never relax alone in public • Pokémon collector culture • Whether tanning beds are making a comeback •...

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen and Missy spiral through motherhood, mental health, marriage hypotheticals, WAG culture, swingers, sound healing, sports streaming rage, and one absolutely unhinged story involving a lost tampon and an ASU quarterback. Normal stuff. The girls unpack emotional burnout, stress living in the body, and what it actually looks like to support your friends through hard...

What do Little League parents, luxury handbags, horse racing, Pokémon treasure hunts, and a "late husband's wedding band" all have in common? Absolutely nothing. Which is exactly why this episode works. This week, Gretchen and Missy get surprisingly real about one of the hardest parts of parenting: raising resilient kids without crushing their spirit. They talk discipline, disappointment, emotiona...

Sometimes all it takes is one innocent conversation about Pringles to end up discussing Michael Jackson, casino etiquette, $500 baseball bats, naked meditation, and whether a scratch-off ticket counts as legal tender. This week, Gretchen and Missy take a girls' night to the casino (where one of them is suspiciously lucky and the other is just trying not to get touched by strangers), discover that...

Season 3 is officially open, and absolutely nothing has changed—which is exactly how we like it. This week Gretchen and Missy manage to connect six contractor bags full of clothes, Pokémon vending-machine stakeouts, casino heartbreak, prison pockets, Greenland sharks, gay twin brothers, earbud etiquette, and numerology into one completely normal conversation. Along the way you'll learn why Gretche...

SEASON TWO FINALE Horses are pregnant for just shy of a year Trafficked story Prison pocket Update on “man” / r*tard, Brandon Novak (Jackass person) Summer House

Excuse the sound difficulties ... We are a work in progress. Turtlenecks on men Full circle moment with Chris - @breakthroughpodofficial Tiger Woods Taryn Manning Calling out sick Fan Mail Q & A

Double suits March Madness - Iowa game Surrender experiment Mexico Justin Timberlake police cam Cart racing Bachelorette Age talk in relationships

Family feast Man gawk Soccer girls and tats Music for moods Surrender Forgotten Story Our lines - adolescents and adulthood

YouTube channels we subscribe to & Pods Ankle Anniversaries & Wedding Have you ever peed your pants or the bed? Delulu @crystaldawnalchemy4 books - Mary Magdalene. The Surrender Experiment Dying kids hair

Summer plans Parasites Ex-plants Weakness Kanna chews What are we taking right now Pets

Solo trip - Snowboarding in Flagstaff, Rivian commercial, psychic, Sedona, being alone, mental certification Prescott Recap Olympics Spring Training New G Soul Co. Facilitator support

Origination of curse words Snowboarding Go Big - G Soul Co & Sawyer last pregnancy push Potters wheel Mummy’s Olympics

Bad Bunny / Super Bowl Kim Kardashian and Lewis Hamilton G squad appreciation that is forming Death wishes Gut Reset -  @eatwellwithmichelleaz  (YouTube) @eatwell_withmichelle (IG) Waste Management Phoenix Open Flu Z

Missy Gets Bangs F*ck Ice Schiaparelli Sports Psychology Certification Dino Video -  @Ethanfreq Kendall Jenner and Devin Booker comment exchange Next Door read

Cactus Cup Narcan & Deescalation Training Dresses with Pockets Hot Girls Eat Arbys

Chosen Paws Next Door ish Golden Globes Guy Fieri Party Red Light Masks Haus of GS Go Bills - Bill Mafia

Wish I was from Brooklyn - stars from Brooklyn Smash or pass 2026 trends from Pinterest Button Hook play call Viome Vegas for Missy's bday Post office - Oh he’s a big boy American apparel advertising Alex Earle and Tom Brady Audi Crooks Iowa Niagara Falls