The Northwoods Beer Guy Podcast

Seven IPAs hit the table and we do not protect anyone’s feelings, especially our own. Mike brings the Northwoods Beer Guy scoring brain, Jim brings the skepticism, Matt brings the blunt honesty, and Kate joins us as a self-proclaimed IPA lover who actually did homework before showing up. The result is a fast-moving IPA tasting that’s equal parts flavor notes, friendly roasting, and real guidance f...

A salty lime lager that promises habanero heat. An orange ale that smells like fresh juice. A vanilla porter that stays smooth instead of burnt. Then we crank up the ABV with an imperial stout, a pastry stout that drinks like hot chocolate, and a barrel-aged Belgian quad that somehow tastes like figs without punching you in the face with booze. That’s the kind of spread we love, and it’s exactly w...

An IPA episode that starts with skepticism and ends with us genuinely impressed. We line up six different India pale ales and do a true side-by-side IPA tasting, the kind that exposes what labels and marketing blur: some IPAs are hop-forward and dry, some are mellow to the point of confusing, and some modern fruited hazy IPAs barely resemble the old-school “bitter grapefruit and pine” stereotype a...

You don’t need a 9% hazy IPA or a syrupy stout to have a great craft beer night. We grab a lineup of lighter, session-friendly beers and put them through the simplest test that matters: do they taste good, and would we actually drink more than one? With Jim and Julie in the studio on short notice, we pivot from a planned on-location recording and turn it into a fast, fun flight of approachable cra...

7.5% turns into 13.8% faster than you think when we line up Scotch ale and barleywine on the same table. We’re back in the studio with Jim and special backup drinker Toby, because this tasting is stacked with higher ABV bottles and cans, plus a few surprises we did not see coming. We start in Scotch ale territory with 3 Floyds Robert the Bruce, then take a sharp left with Samuel Smith Yorkshire St...

Seven drinks, two guests, and a quiet Northwoods backdrop that makes every pour feel like it’s happening around a campfire. We’re joined by my brother Brian (our resident “mad scientist” brewer) and Larry as we work through a mixed flight that’s intentionally all over the map, then rate each one on our 0 to 5 scale. We start with Surly Brewing Rocket Surgery Hazy Ale and get into what “hazy” even...

A blueberry beer that tastes like raspberry. A lager brewed with jalapeno, habanero, and Carolina Reaper that somehow stays drinkable. And a homemade trophy that literally has a breathalyzer attached to it. Mike flies solo to recap our Memorial Day beer tasting up in the Northwoods, where seven of us put our palates to the test with a stricter blind beer taste test designed to keep the voting fair...

Cloudy skies, a long weekend, and a fridge full of “not our usual styles” sets the stage for a Memorial Day ready craft beer tasting that goes from crisp to chaotic. We’re chasing lighter, easy-drinking summer beer that still tastes like something, not just cold fizz, and we put each can to the test with honest ratings and plenty of debate about what we’d actually stock for a day on the deck, the...

One convenience store stop turned into a full-on summer drink showdown. I’m Mike, and Suzy is back at the mic with me as we crack open four brand-new Carbliss malt beverages in the big 19.2 oz cans and find out whether “zero sugar” can still taste bold, bright, and actually refreshing. We dig into what’s changed for Carbliss, a Wisconsin-based favorite known for zero carb, zero sugar, zero calorie...

Six stouts. Zero barrels. One big question: can a stout still hit hard on flavor when you take bourbon, rum, and oak out of the equation? Mike and Jim line up a full flight of non barrel aged stouts, starting with a nitro Scottish stout that delivers the creamy cascade and classic mouthfeel, then moving through a run of oatmeal stouts that are silky and smooth but keep leaving us asking, “Where’s...

They took a festival that ran for decades under one name and hit reset. We head to La Crosse's newly branded Beverages and Bites Fest (formerly Between the Bluffs Beer, Wine and Cheese Fest) with our usual mission: get into VIP early, talk to the brewers, and hunt for the beers that actually deliver big flavor instead of big promises. The day starts with real-world festival problems you only...

Six Russian Imperial stouts. Double-digit ABV across the board. And one simple question: can a huge, dark beer still feel balanced instead of boozy, bitter, or flat? We put that to the test with a Minneapolis-heavy lineup, including multiple Surly Darkness variants and a final curveball stout that looked so much like a Surly box we accidentally grabbed it. We start with the Surly Darkness “base mo...

Imported beer has a certain promise baked into it: old recipes, proud traditions, maybe a flavor you can’t get at home. Then we grabbed a build-your-own six-pack from the imported shelf and learned a humbling lesson. With Jim riding shotgun and our guest Matt helping us decode labels and brewery blurbs, we taste beers from Ukraine, Iceland, Germany, Thailand, and England, and we keep asking the sa...

Most lagers promise the same thing: crisp, clean, crushable. So we decided to test that promise the only way that matters, by lining up six different craft lagers in one sitting and tasting them side by side. We build our own six-pack haul from Total Wine and More and go can to can, calling out what we can actually smell and taste, and admitting when the flavor is so subtle it turns into a guessin...

Six pilsners should be predictable, right? We thought we were about to drink six cans of the same crisp lager and politely nod our way through it. Instead, we got a full spread of flavors, finishes, and surprises that made us rethink what a craft pilsner can be, especially when you’re looking for lower ABV beer that still has personality. We bring home a craft-only lineup from Total Wine and taste...

A berry label can mean anything from “tastes like fruit” to “tastes like carbonated regret” and we put that to the test with a full lineup of hard seltzers and canned cocktails. Cal is back with me to taste and score six berry-driven drinks, starting light and bubbly and ending with a creamy curveball that clocks in at 13% ABV. If you’ve ever stood in front of a variety pack wondering what’s actua...

Pineapple in a can can be either the perfect summer shortcut or a one-sip regret, so we put it to a real-world test. Mike is battling a cold, Callie is back in the Northwoods after her Missouri chapter, and we line up six ready-to-drink canned cocktails to see which ones taste clean, which ones lean too acidic, and which ones disappear into that weird “fridge funk” zone. We start with Fresca Mixed...

Eight heavy hitters. One long table. We lined up barrel-aged stouts from Central Waters, Epic, Founders, Surly, Dragon’s Milk, Destihl, Goose Island, and 3 Sheeps, then chased down the truth about single barrel vs blends, French oak finishes, and why some 12–15% beers drink smooth while others feel like syrup. With two returning guests, we put experienced palates next to a self-declared “Bush Ligh...

A suitcase of pint cans, a head full of Oshkosh history, and a guest who knows his bourbon—this tasting tour of Fifth Ward Brewing turned into a masterclass in balance and variety. We invited our friend John to the studio after his trip to Oshkosh, and he delivered a lineup that stretched from clean blondes and approachable pales to a silky oatmeal stout, a coconut-kissed porter, a rye-forward out...

A sun‑soaked taproom in Nassau, a flight that stretches from bright shandy to bold porter, and a brewer with a story that won’t quit. We drop anchor at Rip Tyd Brewing to taste through a lineup crafted by Christine, the co‑founder who turned a brutal March 2020 launch into a resilience playbook. What starts as a simple vacation detour becomes a masterclass in process, patience, and the kind of bal...

A can that drinks like a cellar whale, a pastry porter that reads like a dessert menu, and a vanilla-forward barleywine that raises a simple question: at what point does “more” become “too much”? We pulled up five heavy hitters, welcomed two fresh palates to keep us honest, and let the barrels do the talking. From the peppery edge of a rye-aged Belgian quad to the silk and warmth of 18-year Elijah...

A pirate theme, a cooler of local cans, and a fresh palate in the room—this tasting sails straight into what makes craft beer fun. We crack open seven Skeleton Crew Brew beers from Onalaska, Wisconsin and put them through our no-nonsense scoring: a classic blonde, three fruit-forward cream ales (blueberry, peach, coconut), a salted caramel porter, a malt-friendly amber, and a honey nut brown that...

Ever crack a winter beer that promises cinnamon, nutmeg, orange peel, and coffee… then wonder where the flavor went? We lined up eight seasonal cans—four Lift Bridge Fireside Flannel variants and four from the Sam Adams Winter Break pack—to separate festive marketing from what actually hits your palate. We dig into aroma, mouthfeel, finish, and label accuracy, and we’re honest about which ones del...

A quick detour turned into a full-on craft beer adventure at Crossroads Brewery in O’Fallon, Missouri. We teamed up with Spencer from Maybe An Interview  to taste through two flights that covered the spectrum: an easygoing American Pale Ale, a smooth Midwest IPA, a restrained smoked porter, and a surprisingly balanced ESB that proves “bitter” is a misleading name. Then we stepped into the deep end...

A quick beer run turned into a full-on discovery. On our way to grab Barrel Society releases at 3 Sheeps, we swung into Fond du Lac Beer Company and found a revived 1800s-era space, a friendly crew, a legit kitchen, and nine house beers begging for a proper tasting. So we did what any self-respecting beer nerds would do: ordered the full flight and took notes. We start with a smooth, approachable...