The Nonsense Burger

Send us Fan Mail Earl's back!  That filthy SOB took a one episode sabbatical and he thinks he can just jump right back into the mix?!  Well....he was right.  The Nonsensical Pair is coming to ya for their second episode of the week and it's a nice little warm-up for the 2nd Fan Appreciation episode snuggling into your laps come this Friday!  We have a little fun, talk a generous bit of n...

Send us Fan Mail Good Golly Miss Molly!  The Burger's gone nuttier than a squirrel's nest today Folks!  Our 16th episode marks the show's first guest!  It is our pleasure to introduce an old friend into the mix:  Joseph Okemos.  He's here to uproot some fond memories he and Francis shared years ago when they were roommates back in the midwest.  We're talking busted teeth,...

Send us Fan Mail Well there's a bluebird on our shoulders today Folks and he's a-singin' some fine tunes!  We're tickling the ivories for your fifteenth episode of the Nonsense Burger with a random selection of songs we pit against each other in what we're calling our first installment of Laughable Lyrics!  Get ready to submerge yourselves in popular tunes that span genera...

Send us Fan Mail Holy smokes, we're at it again!  Today's show has the Nonsensical Pair reminiscing over a lack of sports in our lives, specifically what we miss and do not miss about everything that comes with it.  Over-obsessive parents, outrageously high concession fees, and let's not forget all of the networks' mostly bush-league line-up of sports anchors.  Oh, but how we m...

Send us Fan Mail What's up bone diddlies?!  The Nonsensical Pair is diving into your eardrums for the second time this week, and boy are we craving a night of unlimited breadsticks after recording our thirteenth episode.  You guessed right; we're rifling through some of America's not-so-fine dining experiences.  Chain restaurants belong in the purple real estate section of a Monopol...

Send us Fan Mail Salutations you silly geese!!  Welcome back to another wacky week of The Nonsense Burger!!  Today the Nonsensical Pair pays tribute to the fanny pack while Earl attempts to justify his wearing of cargo shorts.  From there they dive into some of life's greatest mysteries, such as:  Why do charter bus seat covers and bowling alley carpets appear to utilize the same nauseating p...

Send us Fan Mail Hiya all you sour gummy worms!!  Grocery stores used to be the place you'd head when you needed to stock up on all those Oreo's.  Now it's about the only damn place any of us can go.  Let's talk about the good old days when navigating through the aisles was akin to solving a corn maze in the middle of October.  For better or worse, Francis spares us all and for...

Send us Fan Mail Sweet sassy molassy folks!  Today the Nonsensical Pair found another gem in the old treasure chest.  What gives with all the soaps, washes, detergents, and deodorants out there having wildly exotic scent descriptions?  Does the Yankee Candle Company know no limits to the vast array of garbage smells they continue pumping out?  Were you ever curious to uncover the true names of eit...

Send us Fan Mail Hot diggity....dog diggity....oh whatcha do to me!  Welcome back to the show!  The Nonsensical Pair dug a little deeper into their mixed bag of tricks and found even more Burgers for all you Fine Folks!  They also found out that the further you go, the more Nonsense you're likely to find.  Are ya curious yet?!  Today, Francis sang yet again and Earl hated him for it....again....

Send us Fan Mail Zippity-Do-Da Folks!  Throw on your swim trunks, roll out that plastic runway, crank up the garden hose, and let's all slip n' slide into a Mixed Bag of Burgers!  Oh yes, you read that right.  The Nonsensical Pair dispense with the themed topics this week and just start chucking junk onto the grill.  Today, Francis sings coffee theme songs, does his best All-4-One impers...

Send us Fan Mail Merry Friday Lovelies!  May we present to you the first rendition of The Burger's Fan Appreciation Friday episode!  Coincidentally, it's also the first time Francis and Earl record a show whilst not staring into each other's tender gaze.  Fear not!  We press on.  Today is all about nudging our listeners into the spotlight!  We've compiled all of your comments f...

Send us Fan Mail When we say "Fine!", you say "Folks!"  FINE FOLKS!!  Salutations all you adorable little goblins!  Today the Nonsensical Pair takes a stroll down Memory Lane once again.  We review some of our favorite toys we had growing up, which leads to what we wish we could do as adults that we were able to enjoy as children.  Earl finds yet another way to sneak in a comme...

Send us Fan Mail Afternoon all you Fine Folks!  NWT's coming at ya full steam ahead and this one's a DOOZY!  Francis had an accident over the weekend and the Nonsensical pair relive every moment.  On top of all that, we give you a glimpse into the future and what your two episodes might sound like.  Hint:  We're moving our Thursday slot to Friday in anticipation of The Burger's...

Send us Fan Mail Quack....quack....all you Fine Folks!  The Nonsensical Pair wiggle into a chat around locker rooms today.  Join us for a magical mystery tour involving semi-tiled rooms filled with completely naked individuals.  We talk personal locker room experiences, our favorite locker room scenes from movies past, and one very important question which arose from it all:  Who was sexier in the...

Send us Fan Mail Hey, all you Fine Folks!  Welcome to week three, where we get silly right outta the gates!  You're going to want to wash your hands before and after today's episode, but we're not worried; we know you've had enough practice up to this point.  Today we explore all the happenings behind the bathroom door.  Baby wipes, sitdown showers, ghost poops, and many more t...

Send us Fan Mail Evening all you Fine Folks out there!  As the world continues to weather this truly unique storm we need to dig in, conjure up our resolve, and collectively see each other through to the conclusion.  Ditch your political affiliations.  Worry about that "trip of a lifetime" for another time.  Spend the newly found time with your family and friends while remaining responsi...

Send us Fan Mail Calling all you Fine Folks out there!  Our second chapter of NWT's has Earl asking a life-altering question, Francis starts singing again, and we urge anyone adventurous enough to follow along with the Nonsensical Pair for another week's worth of outlandish discussion.  Now if at any point during our incoherent ramblings you find yourselves smirking, giggling, or flat-ou...

Send us Fan Mail GUTS!  Prepare to make the ascent atop the Aggro Crag in today's episode, where the nonsensical pair stick with this week's theme of television and chat all things game show related.  Francis and Earl commemorate Bob Barker, Alex Trebek, and find themselves mesmerized by Olmec and his Hidden Temple.  Reminisce with the Burger as they resurrect some of the all-time classi...

Send us Fan Mail Salutations all you Fine Folks out there!  Today the nonsensical pair debate their favorite heroes and villains from cartoon shows of yore.  Who would want to miss a discussion featuring childhood staples the likes of Gargamel, Skeletor, Lion-O, Captain Planet, and a bunch of irrelevant characters from the "hit" shows Pokemon and Sponge Bob Squarepants?!  Earl loves Poke...

Send us Fan Mail It's the Burger's first rendition of Next Week's Treats.  Every Sunday afternoon/evening, we're going to toss you a quick overview of the upcoming week's overarching theme(s) and what you can expect from the Nonsensical Pair.  This week, we hope we can help you detach from some of the unique situations we find ourselves in.  Enjoy those close to you, enjoy...

Send us Fan Mail Today, we wrap up our weekly topic involving all things automobiles.  Who doesn't love a good solo rant while driving around town?  The list of infuriating maneuvers executed by other drivers is as long as a road trip across the country.  In our second official episode of the Burger, Earl and Francis select some of their biggest peeves when sitting behind the wheel of a car. ...

Send us Fan Mail Today marks the Burger's first official episode!  The automobile bumper sticker made its appearance in the 1940's.  With all the garbage out there people are willing to slap on their cars, we wish they were never invented.  So naturally, Earl and Francis want to discuss some of the worst stickers out there, and the one or two "good" ones they've seen.  Tun...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to The Nonsense Burger folks!  Where humor is the meat, the buns consist of comedy, and we sprinkle sesame seeds of whimsy all over that junk!  And much like the many ways one can choose to dress their own burger, we come with all the fixin’s.  Heck, We’re like the Fudruckers of podcasting.  Our show is served up twice weekly, with each episode being broken out into recurr...