The No Wives Club

In this episode, the Clubbers are honored to have as a guest, living diva Paula West. A vocalist who doesn’t just sing a song, she inhabits it. Known for her razor sharp phrasing, smokey tone, and fearless interpretations, Paula brings a kind of emotional intelligence that feels both classic and completely modern. We talk about her journey from San Francisco stages to international acclaim, and he...

The Clubbers bounce around like a pinball machine this time, and attempt to give advice to a listener who is angry that his life partner passed away. Then what do you do to solve a hilarious modern problem when your two Cyber (virtual) boyfriends get jealous of each other? Have you ever had a song stuck in your head and just won’t go away? And what do you think happens when we die?  Featured cockt...

The usually upbeat Clubbers are feeling a bit down this episode, but rally with their gift of laughter. In an effort to feel better, the Boys run roughshod over realizing it’s OK to feel low if you know that it’s temporary, and you WILL be OK. Then somehow the origin of the Universe came up running the range from physics to meta- physics. And finally A. I. and the evils of the internet you’re on r...

We always welcome a variety of listeners but this time our focus is on older gay gentlemen who actually prefer and enjoy staying single. Not everyone wants or needs another to complete them or their lives. To those guys, we salute you and discuss some reasons why. Then the ever famous NWC Clubbers bitch session takes on people who insist on wearing waaaaay too much cologne filling the room with wh...

We Three Quee… disoriented are. Happy…Merry Christmukah? The Clubbers give us a hilarious send up of all the year end holidays. Childhood holiday memories are shared and their favorite holiday movies discussed. Was Die Hard a Christmas movie? Was Olive, the other reindeer the ringleader who wouldn’t let Rudolph play in any reindeer games? That bitch. And Rappin Santa graced us with a special song!...

This one is really special. The Clubbers celebrate the holiday and run the gamut from funny to poignant as they discuss what being thankful truly means. New philosophies take over in guidance of daily life. The bucket list is revisited with fresh eyes. Finding joy in an ever challenging world, and remember to check any suspicious moles. Featured cocktail: The Holiday Cranberry Spritzer. Get spritz...

The Clubbers are thrilled to start their 3rd season with a really special interview guest, comedian, actor and author, Scott Capurro. You may remember him as Aunt Jack in the film Mrs. Doubtfire. His list of credits is longer than Joan Rivers’ surgical history and his stories are filled with humor, compassion and absolutely guaranteed to make you laugh your eyebrows off. This episode is as about a...

The Clubbers are thrilled to wrap up their second season with a special surprise guest! Playwright, author, professor and museum exhibit entrepreneur, Marty Martin. You may know him from his award winning play, Gertrude Stein, Gertrude Stein, Gertrude Stein - a “One Woman Show” he wrote especially for the star, Pat Carroll. A dramatic force with which to be reckoned in her own right, she shown lik...

This one’s a great one! The Clubbers get really deep this time. Is this reality truly what we see and perceive it to be? Can your brain lie to you? And is therapy any activity that is therapeutic? Our younger listeners are encouraged to spread the good word. Our joy is welcoming all humans of any age and gender, however they identify to listen and have fun with us. We have some super phone calls a...

The Clubbers play the cosmic pin ball machine this episode bouncing from age appropriate attraction, pronouns today, and what really bugs us. And we ponder is using the term “therapy” a plus or minus? And is global idiocy caused by a finite amount of intelligence spread among an infinite amount of humanity? Also boofing and gooning - new words for a new world.  Featured cocktail: The Sloe Gin Fizz...

The penchant for drinking shared by the Clubbers goes into the hilarious stratosphere in this therapy session. Fans of Brooklyn Nine Nine will revel in Amy Santiago’s mood swings as she drinks multiple cocktails. Then the boys share their own stories with Grog. An intriguing omelette recipe, and what the hell is a Donkey Punch? Featured cocktail: The Kryptonite. Superman’s arch nemesis. An exotic...

In this week’s club therapy episode, the boys engage in a hilarious bitch session that runs the gamut from why older folks sometimes get crotchety to shrinking products like select-a-size paper towels and why bar soap is curved. They also discuss how not feeling so good every now and then is OK, and how our interactions can affect others. Bruce’s story of hugging in the grocery store leaves us on...

The Clubbers revisit the purpose of dogs and the unique bond gay men have with their pets. Then the roller coaster starts at surprise poops and ends with a question: do you stand up or sit down to pee. Ya just never know what to expect from these three. And was it easier to make friends as kids than it is now?  Featured cocktail: the Negroni. A unique mix of gin, Campari, sweet vermouth and an ora...

Therapy, too many jokes about prolapsed anus, and what exactly was in Queen Elizabeth’s purse? This one jumps around a lot, but is sure to tickle your funny bone. The Clubbers really knock it out of the park with this one. Everything from vocal fry and mouth sounds to bedwetting and pee dreams. Get ready to get your laugh on!  Featured cocktail: the Greyhound. Vodka and grapefruit juice, with a cu...

Yes, it sounds too good to be true but it is! The three old queens are back and more ready than ever for another season of hilarity, irreverence and humor therapy. Surviving and thriving, they dish on everything from human’s need for purpose and the amped up F.E.A.R. of big world changes, to CBD suppositories. They even let y’all in on the secret of life.  Featured cocktail: The Margarita. Bright,...

As the first season of The No Wives Club draws to a close, the Clubbers wax nostalgic and find humor as they venture in to the serious condition of the country. We also ask, what makes us gag the most? And how to find happiness and inspiration in the third act of life.  Featured cocktail: the Vodka Gilmlet, simple, classic with quite a punch. We understand that some may face challenges with alcoho...

Tonight the clubbers chew on some foreskin as they discuss preferences, cut or uncut. Meet the musicians who perform our theme song, Ethel Merman makes a return quickie from the grave, and ASMR: annoying or enjoyable? Great fun tonight! Featured cocktail: The Little Dick’ll do. A zippy, fun turn-on of a drink. We understand that some may face challenges with alcohol. We are here to support everyon...

Tonight the wacky clubbers discuss and reminisce how alcohol has influenced their lives from youngsters drinking on a hay rack ride, and six pack boys to how adults imbibe. And they reveal just what is the Secret Studio. Featured cocktail: The Vieux Carre, a New Orleans favorite. We understand that some may face challenges with alcohol, and we are here to support everyone in finding ways to enjoy...

This evening the boys opine the aggravation of shared walls and thoughtless neighbors. They proffer their opinions on the importance of gay foreplay, and how just being gay has changed in society today from ancient times.  Featured cocktail: The Rusty Nail We understand that some may face challenges with alcohol, and we are here to to support everyone in finding ways to enjoy what we offer.  No Wi...

Tonight, the clubbers draw some fun and controversial topics from the Magic Bowl, including: -Tesla driver encounter. -Which View girl are you? - Face pooping, doom scrolling and the origin of the “Borg.” -How technology has changed us and the hard wired youth. -Are there Nutri Sweet Daddies for those diet conscious? -Our favorite TV show. Featured cocktail: the Mojito. Rum, lime juice and muddled...

Tonight we’re down one Queen. Feel better, Bruce, we miss you! But Marty and Patrick give it their best shot. We present possible podcast names not chosen, introduce the magic bowl (listen to find out), finding appreciation and gratitude on being allowed to live into our fall and winter years. And we ask, “What’s the worst date you ever had? Also a shoutout to our favorite gay performer, Orville P...

Like The View, but with old gay guys. Tonight the Clubbers take a foray into the very controversial subject of religion. Background, theories opinions and personal experiences will be discussed. Everything from the concept of religion to what it has become in today’s world. The need for belief and the manifestations it has created. And just what religion is the “Greatest Drag show on Earth?” We fi...

Tonight we discuss meeting people and dating in later life, and divulge some of the strangest places we’ve ever had sex. Plus, just what are those pink things dangling from live cam porn boys’ butts? Our drink of the week is the Manhattan: whiskey, sweet vermouth and a cocktail cherry make this a most delightful beverage. Tune in and make one with us. We understand that some may face challenges wi...

Three old queens get together and dish on issues of concern to mature gay men. And believe me, we have A LOT of issues. It’s like The View, but with old gay guys! Sassy and irreverent. Dear and queer. But you don’t have to be old, a man, or even gay to enjoy it. Think of it as an evening with your best friends.  Each episode features a cocktail of the week. The more inebriated we get, the wilder t...