The No Pants Cocktail Hour: Jeff Somers Talks & Reads

The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 96: Author Jeff Somers drinks some Pinhook bourbon and reads his short story "Many Happy Returns," which he really thought he'd sell. jeffreysomers.com

The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 95: Author Jeff Somers drinks some Michters US 1 American Whiskey and reads his short story "My Works Ye Mighty," which missed its moment. jeffreysomers.com

The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 94: Author Jeff Somers drinks some Copper & Cask Cigar Blend Whiskey and reads a short story he failed to sell. jeffreysomers.com

The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 93: Author Jeff Somers drinks some Jim Beam Kentucky Straight Bourbon and reads a short story he failed to sell to a middle grade anthology. jeffreysomers.com

The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 92: Author Jeff Somers drinks some a custom bottle of Macallan 12 and reads a deleted chapter from his newest novel, FIVE FUNERALS. https://ruadanbooks.com/product/five-funerals/ jeffreysomers.com

The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 91: Author Jeff Somers drinks some Penelope Wheated Whiskey and reads his short story "The Robotic Prostitute Demographic" ... twice. jeffreysomers.com

The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 90: Author Jeff Somers drinks some Matsui Kurayoshi 18 Years and reads his short story "wE ARe in UR YArD sTeaLING UR gRaSS," almost published back in 2010. jeffreysomers.com

The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 89: Author Jeff Somers drinks Maker's Mark 101 and reads his short story "Abhors a Vacuum," published by Dark Recesses Press in 2021. https://darkrecessespress.com/2021/12/01/abhors-a-vacuum/ jeffreysomers.com

The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 88: Author Jeff Somers drinks Knob Creek Cask Strength 101 and reads his Avery Cates short story "The Winter Siege." jeffreysomers.com

The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 87: Author Jeff Somers drinks some Glenmorangie: A Tale of Ice Cream and reads his short story "Free from Want," which appeared in Fission #2 in 2022. jeffreysomers.com

The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 86: Author Jeff Somers drinks some Rabbit Hole Sucrule and reads his short story "I Point at the Things I Wish to Command," which appeared in Geeky Giving back in 2016. jeffreysomers.com

The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 85: Author Jeff Somers drinks Mellow Corn like a teenager and reads his Avery Cates short story "The Kendish Hit," and has an unfortunate epiphany about the title. jeffreysomers.com

The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 84: Author Jeff Somers drinks Courage and Conviction Single Malt Whiskey and reads his short story "The Bonus Situation," which appeared in the anthology "Mech: Age of Steel." jeffreysomers.com

The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 83: Author Jeff Somers drinks Taketsuru Pure Malt Whisky and reads his short story "Time's Thumb," which was never published but fed into dozens of subsequent stories and novels. jeffreysomers.com

The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 82: Author Jeff Somers drinks The Ox Single Malt and reads his short story "The Sacrament," almost published a few years ago. jeffreysomers.com

The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 81: Author Jeff Somers drinks Black Dynomite IPA and reads his short story "History Porn," published in Book XI. jeffreysomers.com https://www.bookxi.org/issue-xv-love#/history-porn

The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 80: Author Jeff Somers drinks Freud Whiskey and reads his short story "Kiss Them for Me," published in Bare Bone #3. jeffreysomers.com

The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 79: Author Jeff Somers drinks A Tale of Tokyo Scotch from Glenmorangie and reads his short story "Come and See," part of his Ustari Cycle universe (We Are Not Good People"). jeffreysomers.com wearenotgoodpeople.com

The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 78: Author Jeff Somers drinks some Teelings Small Batch Irish Whiskey and reads his short story "Arthur Kill," published by Mystery Magazine in 2018. jeffreysomers.com

The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 77: Author Jeff Somers drinks some Bomore Scotch and reads his unpublished essay "I Was a Child Novelist and So Can You," written as part of a proposed sequel to his book "Writing Without Rules." jeffreysomers.com

The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 76: Author Jeff Somers drinks some John Henry Single Malt Whiskey and reads his essay "How to Completely, Absolutely, and Totally Fail to Brew Beer at Home," somehow not bursting into teas as he contemplates all that lost beer. So much loss. jeffreysomers.com

Author Jeff Somers drinks some Kura The Whisky and reads his interview "Under the Umbrella: The Sean Ferrell Interview," which can be found at https://kgbbarlit.com/lit/non_fiction/s. jeffreysomers.com seanferrell.wordpress.com

Author Jeff Somers drinks some Great Jones Straight Bourbon and reads his essay "The First Time I Ever Got Fired," originally published in Angry Thoreauan #27, November, 2000. jeffreysomers.com innerswine.com

Author Jeff Somers drinks some Penderyn Legend Whiskey and reads two essays from his old zine, The Inner Swine: "To Die. In the Rain. What Kind of Writer Are you Anyway?" and "Everybody Wants to Rule the World. Except Me." jeffreysomers.com innerswine.com

Author Jeff Somers drinks some Nepalese Gurkhas and Guns Whiskey and reads two essays: "The Five People You meet in the Laundromat" and "Jeff Somers for Poet Laureate of Hoboken." jeffreysomers.com