The No Consolation Podcast

Auction Emergency Pod. NCP Ep 55 10.07.2026 1:01:27 ↓

Ham, Colin, Austin, and some special guests talk about the expansion teams in the first episode of season 6.

Season 6 Round Table. NCP Ep 54 19.06.2026 59:31 ↓

Ham, Colin, and Austin discuss the final details of season 6.

Talkin Carnsolation Podcast. NCP Ep 53 25.05.2026 33:02 ↓

Has anyone ever played rocket league while making a podcast about a computer simulation league of Mario Strikers Charged for the Nintendo Wii? Well, if not, Colin and Austin make history.

Lame. NCP Ep 52 18.05.2026 1:02:17 ↓

A hamless Colin and Austin wrap up the last week of the regular season.

Hey now. NCP Ep 51 13.05.2026 1:09:10 ↓

Ham, Colin, and Austin go over All Stars and prep for the end of the season.

Triple Dry Bones. NCP Ep 50 06.05.2026 1:03:49 ↓

Ham, Colin, and Austin set the stage for the end of the season.

Best Series of All Time? NCP Ep. 49 22.04.2026 56:15 ↓

Ham, Colin, and Austin set the stage for rivalry week.

Birdo8 is the new K8. NCP Ep. 48 15.04.2026 53:43 ↓

The regular crew, the regular stuff.

Chief Rat Officer. NCP Ep. 47 08.04.2026 1:14:55 ↓

Ham, Colin, Austin, and the leader of the Rats break down all the action from weeks 3 and 4.

Wonka Bonka! NCP Ep. 46 23.03.2026 58:40 ↓

Ham, Colin, Austin, and a mystery guest recap weeks 1 and 2 of SPL action.

Kontrolian. NCP Ep. 45 11.03.2026 1:04:25 ↓

Ham, Colin, and Austin recap the auction and predict ALL of Season 5.

SPL Season 5 Mock Auction 05.03.2026 1:00:45 ↓

Lil test run of what Colin has built for season 5

The SPL Sidekick Tier List. NCP Ep. 44 19.02.2026 1:43:03 ↓

Listen to it, watch it, read it, and weep: this is optimal tier listing.

Three times the bridesmaid, fourth times the bride. NCP Ep. 43 12.02.2026 1:06:55 ↓

Season 4 is done. Ham, Colin, and Austin recap playoffs and discuss changes coming in season 5.

Rip the GOAT. NCP Ep. 42 04.02.2026 1:20:31 ↓

Ham, Colin, and Austin book end the S4 regular season and announce All Stars.

Is it Week 10, because Dave is the only ten I see? NCP EP. 41 30.01.2026 45:17 ↓

"Mini" episode time. Ham, Colin, and Austin round out the regular season.

Smashmouth. NCP Ep 40 22.01.2026 1:29:13 ↓

All stars.

Eric's back. NCP Ep 39 14.01.2026 1:28:44 ↓

Come listen to the greatest SPL mind bless us with his wisdom and captain tier list.

It's Rivalry Week. Again. NCP Ep. 38 07.01.2026 1:16:06 ↓

Ham, Colin, and Sock boy grade your seasons and prepare for Rivalry Week.

Week 6 Predictions. NCP Mini EP. 37 30.12.2025 19:35 ↓

Our SPL and MLS recap disappeared into the ether, so predictions for Week 6 is all we got. Here's to hoping for more and worse technical issues in the weeks to come!

Emergency Pod: Eric blew up the league again 25.12.2025 15:37 ↓

Sigh. Here we are 3 seasons later, and nothing has changed.

We missed a lot. NCP Ep 36 24.12.2025 1:30:29 ↓

Ham, Colin, and Austin recap a double week and make predictions for the whole season.

It's never too early to predict. NCP EP. 33 03.12.2025 1:15:07 ↓

All 3 Golden Pickers and Austin predict the season based off 1 week of results. Good stuff.

The Strikers are back in town. NCP Ep. 32 23.11.2025 1:08:47 ↓

We're finally back. Ham, Colin, and Austin go through the auctions and load up the new season.

The Season 4 Roundtable. NCP Ep. 31 29.10.2025 1:06:13 ↓

Your illustrious leaders sit down for a open discussion about Season 4, 5, and 25.