The Nikki Glaser Podcast

Nikki and Andrew think renting bowling shoes is useless and a money scheme. Nikki is thinking a lot about people committing to stuff that doesn't work. She and Andrew have very different experiences at first Frat parties but no regrets about it. A news story prompts a pitch for Amber Alerts. In an extended Fanthrax segment they hear from Besties about going to shows alone, a co'uhl, birthday feeli...

Paris Hilton gifted Nikki a pair of large sunglasses just in time for Nikki to hide her "lion eyes". Today Taylor Swift turned into a Doctor and gave a commencement speech at NYU. They discuss Taylor's thoughts on “cringe” then talk about being a huge fan of something. Nikki and Andrew give their perspectives on the new Sports Illustrated controversy and checking off boxes.  They...

Nikki has been watching a show in British and there are some words she really likes. Andrew is using Brenna's cup and thinks his friend's huge Hamptons home is haunted. Nikki has also been watching the documentary Our Father and is really angry about it. Now that Andrew ordered a hair loss drug, they talk about the challenges of losing hair. You Heard It Here First, don't piss in milkshakes, comed...

Last night's episode theme of Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? on E! had to be examined after Nikki was hurt by a comment made. Nikki and Andrew talk about messing with drunk parents and when calling out a co'uhl is bullying. Andrew's weekend had several moments he felt conflicted speaking up. You Heard It Here First: don't follow the dead face trend, don't get overdressed for a wedding and make your vo...

Nikki and Andrew love a routine. Nikki loves that she is running again and realized that she needs her life managed in quadrants. Andrew loves his new workouts and the prospect of getting back down on the floor. Nikki has a message of recovery before they get into some Fanthrax. Besties share messages about keeping a friend in check during Germany's America's Next Top Model, a pussy finger, a frie...

Nikki is back on the Veep train. Andrew has a Floridian slip while Nikki is anxious about having to work with organizers. She likes to have benchmarks but not notorious neighbors. You Heard It Here First, funeral proposals, drunken cheating and exorbitant birthday parties. They hear a story of ecstasy and punk rock in Andrew's Succinct Short Story Circle Segment and in the Final Thought Nikki is s...

Nikki and Andrew are excited to dance at the different weddings they are going to this weekend. Andrew tried to be accomplished by hitting up a Men's Warehouse today. Nikki wonders is she should splurge on a T-shirt and Andrew wonders the same about a watch. Nikki has been listening to a podcast called Brain Over Binge. You Heard It Here First; Waking up after death, more people believe in afterli...

In Nikki's world you have to earn your treat. They remember the lunches they got in school and dirty lockers. This morning, Andrew's noise cancelling headphones also cancelled the smell of a smokey cab. They discuss acting out of their element on dates, like the time Andrew acted like "the strong silent type". Nikki is frustrated about going to a car dealership more so than almost dying on her las...

Nikki explains why she loves to podcast 4 days a week. Andrew is trained in excel and Nikki sorta gets coding. Noa needs a Romanian translator for an important video. Nikki is frustrated by people's polarity and explains it using the Johnny Depp Vs. Amber Heard trial. They stand up for feminists, Andrew explains Florida stuff and Nikki realizes her vagina is a pecan. You Heard It Here First, the C...

This episode is sponsored by UberEats, download and order on the UberEats app today! Everyone in the biz is surprised that Nikki really lives in St. Louis. While Andrew wore his new boots that he purchased at 3am Nikki is wearing a pair of Crocs she got as a gift from one of the hottest guys on TV. They think about celebrity crushes and longevity of attraction. You Heard It Here First, no one is g...

Microscopes in science class were always a hit for Nikki and Andrew but don't count on them zooming in on a cat's tongue. Nikki would do a whole set in the Elizabeth Holmes voice. Andrew gets the Met Gala all wrong and Nikki hates it until she's invited. Andrew gets the same advice you'd get about being on shaky bridge about period sex. Nikki is looking forward to being on the Wendy Williams Show...

It's the morning after the premiere of E!'s Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? Nikki loved the person she saw on the show but has been sleep losing sleep over what to do in life. Andrew was happy to have his girlfriend's support despite catching his tongue hanging out of his mouth. Nikki talks about the behind the scenes of the moment she told her boyfriend Chris she loves him. You Heard It Here First, ho...

It's good to be back in studio with your Bestie and see your other Bestie on a larger screen. Today is Nikki Glaser Day in STL and hopefully critics will see Nikki is more than "back alley humor". Nikki and Andrew are inspired to talk about the effect of comedy as Nikki is on a George Carlin kick. Andrew thinks his cat hates him because he is not as flexible as his girlfriend. Nikki has an odd tim...

Nikki wants to help Andrew through his recent depression and it doesn't bog her down for her appearances. Today in NY, she was on two shows on Barstool Sports and Good Morning America where she got to work alongside her hero Sarah Silverman. They talk a positive approach to life they've learned from persons with disabilities. The news makes them question their habits, has a moment where a phone is...

Nikki is in an old timey hotel in NYC and connects with Andrew after lots of tour dates and traveling over the weekend. She needs some clarity on last minute plans with his family, goats and a donkey. Andrew is in an emotional state and Nikki brings up her apprehension about the Nashville gig. In the news they learn about celebrity friendships with wide age gaps, what it's like to live by a golf c...

Nikki and Andrew try to dissect her apprehension about listening to fan voicemails. They are always funny and sweet and Nikki can focus on dissecting warts instead. Besties leave messages about anticipating the premiere of Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? Mispronounciations, a questionable co'uhl, warts!!!, a Zoom blunder, Canada border patrol and the life of a retail employee. See omnystudio.com/listen...

Nikki and Andrew discuss how things get "lost in textlation". They recall a funny meet up with a Bestie and remember the last time they laughed to themselves. Nikki is gearing up to throw the first pitch at a Cardinals game when St. Louis will celebrate Nikki Glaser Day on April 28th. She will get the key to the city which she hopes will open up all the janitor closets. They talk about tips to thr...

The pod merch is reaching Besties and we're all very happy about it! Nikki and Andrew are separated because Andrew has the C word and had to deal with it on his birthday. Despite that he is in good spirits and so is Nikki for having to cancel her trip to Los Angeles as a result. Nikki had the weirdest three hours of her life last night. You Heard It Here First, a lawsuit that Andrew might win and...

According to Andrew, Nikki is dressed like a barfly. She's ok with that and also with calling out mistakes on her face. As they anticipate Andrew's birthday, they get into when they became adults. Ever wonder what it's like to get a gift from Whitney Cummings? Nikki shares how she got hers after appearing on her podcast. You Heard It Here First: hopefully they won't lose a leg in Texas, it's ok if...

Nikki and Andrew are looking forward to their upcoming tour dates . Nikki wants people to know she will not call them out if they need to use the bathroom. She's on the fence about going to watch Formula 1 races and explains why. She also wants to fight pedophilia after watching all the pedo documentaries out there. You Heard It Here First, Andrew explains why guys are always touching their junk a...

Nikki believes people are the funniest when they are sick, she even discussed this with John Mayer. She and Andrew discuss robots taking over the world. Then lighten the mood by sharing funny stories about David Spade and Norm Macdonald. Andrew has a very big confession that takes up the entire news segment. Nikki's Reddit Dump has a lot of gems including a dog having a bad day, cool things to kno...

Nikki is finally back in STL and did not mind getting hit on at Starbucks before the pod. Andrew remembers cat calling in his fish monger days. Nikki noticed that there are more conmen than serial killers and always prefers a documentary over a drama about them. Andrew missed Canada because of a flight cancellation and Nikki was close to getting cancelled on Air Canada. You Heard It Here First, th...

Andrew is so excited for the PGA Masters tour that it inspired a green ensemble. Nikki is not so impressed with the name but enjoys the men speaking in hush tones. They discuss yelling and arguing styles. Nikki shares a tip she gave her buddy Emil Wakim before he went on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. In the Fanthrax part of the show, Besties share their collection of co'uhls, an old screen n...

Nikki has already done 7 hours of talking, she's very much into ghosts which is why is calls herself an orange apparition and they are all proud of their friend Emil Wakim. Nikki tells Andrew about her upcoming appearances and which Youtube star slid into her DMs. They briefly discuss a cringe moment at the Youtube Awards pre show that involved Norm MacDonald  and Nikki explains why the song...

Nikki is making the rounds on E!'s Daily and Nightly Pop in Los Angeles. Andrew fills her in on his night opening for David Spade, a joke that didn't land the way he thought and a scandal that involved Nikki's parents backstage. Since Nikki missed the red carpet at the Grammy's, Andrew and Noa give her another chance to answer reporters. You Heard It Here First, don't charge a corporate card unles...