The Nikki Glaser Podcast

Nikki got to act in a movie this week and thought that Will Arnett was outside her tailer door. Turns out it was a guy named Carl. Andrew points out that she has gone Hollywood and her outfit confirms it... and salacious headlines in tabloids and maybe some other things that happened during this pod do too. Nikki got to meet Andrew's dream guy and he gave her a compliment that felt good. With time...

Nikki is back on that Diet Coke sauce. She had so much fun on Conan Needs A Friend but was secretly second guessing herself. Nikki's inner voice is a 7th grade boy and Andrew gets nervous around Frat guys. It's hard to get a group together but Nikki has a trip planned with her girlfriends. Just in time for the premiere of FBoy Island season 2 on HBO Max, Nikki finds a headline that she really like...

Nikki is doing press all over Los Angeles and is a little nervous about being a good guest on Conan Needs A Friend. She had a blast with Lizzy Cooperman. At karaoke they performed a song that no one would expect. Check out some bonus clips from Welcome Home Nikki Glaser?. Nikki and Andrew discuss bailing on people, The Worst Person in The World and if porn can be a retirement plan. Nikki goes thro...

Nikki and Andrew have polar opposite struggles, one wants less work and one wants more. It is what it is! Never say that about a vagina. Nikki talks about the first time she told her friends she didn't like hers. They talk about the NYC and Los Angeles comedy energies. Nikki makes an astute observation about body image issues we have during sex. You Heard It Here First: The Suicide Lifeline gets a...

Nikki and Andrew are joined by Aria Thomé STL vocal coach and sound healer as they dig through voicemails from Besties that inspire fun and introspective conversations. Leave us your voicemail: Voicemail Line Visit & subscribe to our YouTube channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki invited her vocal instructor/sound healer Aria Thomé  (cast of E!'s Welcome Home Nikki Glaser?) to join the pod. She shares her background and answers all the questions Nikki and Andrew have about being a trans woman and her journey to finding peace within. To learn more about Aria's sound healing services and vocal coaching, please visit her website: ariasound108.com See omnystudio.com/list...

After a long weekend Nikki and Andrew share their activities. Nikki did too much but that did not include jumping off a cliff. Andrew binged old movies and went one step too far with something bulky in his pants. Nikki explains a new reason to hate fireworks, doesn't agree with pissing in a pool and doesn't mind a flaccid penis. You Heard It Here First; rudeness on dates, a balance test that tells...

ATTN: We will not have a pod on Monday July 4th because Nikki will be on a cliff. The pod takes off with a cat chat. To not feel shame Nikki wants to be an inanimate object. She's thinking of bringing snap bracelets back but only if they can be recycled. She and Andrew discuss a study about women with higher IQ's than men. You Heard It Here First, holding in your pee on a long car ride is not so b...

Nikki almost ripped her eye out, she wouldn't mind if Andrew became a creepy Stephen King oracle and has a proposal for an iMessage improvement. Andrew wrote a movie once and they both talk about films starring Albert Brooks. Nikki loves the new Elvis movie but hates her mom's plan for a bargain on oral surgery. Addiction is more complicated than you think and You Heard It Here First, so are relat...

Nikki got an affirming text from Bert Kreischer about exhaustion, it took a lot to surive his Fully Loaded Tour. Nikki and Andrew talk about their old family cars and a dream they both have. Andrew tells a story about his Aunt Melanie that might indicate she is super human. Nikki has an epiphany about her family's nature before her and Andrew make controversial statements. You Heard It Here First;...

Nikki and Andrew share some tidbits from their time off. Andrew golfed a new record and Nikki went to Columbine twice. Nikki has mixed feelings about wearing a bikini on a comedy tour and Andrew wonders how personal to get with a stranger? Nikki was a little confused with Toronto's sense of humor and nationalism. However, she was too smart for a religious conversion at the Columbine Memorial. In T...

Show announcement! We will be on vacation next week. Unfortunately Nikki's airBNB might be a little much. However, she might get the sex tape she's always secretly wanted. The Fully Loaded Festival w/ Bert Kreischer is coming up and Nikki tells Andrew how she feels about being on a tour bus. EJ got the heaviest gift certificate for Father's Day, Andrew might listen to Nikki's advice about being a...

Andrew's fingers may have been shaved off and Nikki kinda gets having pride for sports teams after hearing the emotion tied to it. Natalie Garcia of MaeDay Rescue joins to answer all questions about being a lesbian and rescuing dogs. They talk about age gaps in relationships, Sheldon the blind poodle and Nikki reveals that she is getting vetted for fostering a bird named Elmer. Also, you'll never...

Nikki asks Andrew if she can give his expired prepared meals to her mom. They discuss being recognized and Nikki says she has "grandma style" as a daily look. Vinegar might be a good fabric softner but it can't get a face as soft as Andrew's after a shave. Luigi was a good guard dog. Nikki is annoyed about her joke being edited but they celebrate the FBoy Island 2 announcement. They flash back to...

Nikki went to the gynecologist this morning and had a surprise shadow. Andrew has hot dogs and baked beans on the brain. They try to figure out their last supper, if Andrew will quit his F45 classes and Nikki is bummed about being alone. You Heard It Here First, how to distract a liar, a creepy crawly way to make extra cash and Nikki gives her thoughts on Taylor Swift's imposter syndrome. In Top 1...

Chris Convy of The Courtney Show , E!'s Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? and Nikki's LOVER joined the pod. There was a lot of chemistry going on. We learn about chasing bodies and door etiquette. They share stories about seeing their partner in a different light, being telegenic and behind the scenes of the podcast.  You Heard It Here First, Nikki might have Witzelsucht syndrome and this podcast mi...

Nikki and Andrew try talking slower for a change and reveal why they talk fast. Nikki does not want any sort of editing done on her photos and she likes a forced excuse. In the Besties Being Guesties Nikki reconnects with a long lost Spring Break buddy from the "Alabama Boys" Daniel Burson. They help each other fill in the gaps about meeting for the first time about 20 years ago. In the Final Thou...

Nikki is cramping and cried on the toilet last night. She and Andrew talk about role play and why Andrew's girlfriend likes his new "facial haircut". They review the latest episode of Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? on E!, Nikki is not proud of exploding at her parents and they have a good laugh about Andrew having to meet Bobby Flay while wearing Nikki's clip on bangs. You Heard It Here First, Nikki g...

Nikki's long time best friend Taylor is in town and joins her and Andrew in studio. They talk a whole lot about stealing and freight trains. Nikki wonders why Andrew left her birthday party early. In Fanthrax they hear about a guilty pleasure, a misuse of a deadly word and some fun facts about Pittsburg. In the Final Thought Taylor gives her perspective as the passenger that time Nikki hit a man w...

Happy birthday Nikki! This will be the last one to celebrate, apparently. Andrew writes Nikki the perfect card to uplift her mood because she has been feeling like a "bag of old soup". Andrew noticed some things around St. Louis that aren't making sense. You Heard It Here First, Nikki is going to Europe! the Mona Lisa is kinda overrated and hold a tampon box to get through a crowd faster. They pla...

Nikki looked into "praise kink" and understands her preferences a little bit more. She has KBT's but that didn't spoil her weekend at Solid Sound Music Festival and getting closer to Wilco (Please listen to her new favorite song Story To Tell) . You Heard It Here First, there is no template for sex frequency, likes and dislikes are both bad and Nikki enjoyed the new Sheryl Crow doc so much that sh...

Andrew overcame a hiccup on the golf course that he's proud of and Nikki loved playing guitar for Besties for hours. They talk about work ethic and changing plans last minute. You Heard It Here First, free the nips and don't worry if your partner looks. Voicemails from Besties include a mispronunciation, gay dating apps co'uhls, creepy history and a ball duster! Check out Anthony DeVito's new spec...

This episode is sponsored by UberEats, download and order on the UberEats app today! Nikki is reluctant to know what Andrew got stretched this morning that made him feel so good. She did stretching of her own with new bunion splints. Andrew reviews Jackass Forever and his favorite scene had to do with note taking. They talk about torture museums and then about the tragedy in Uvalde County. You Hea...

Andrew confesses to be a "Maxinista" when Nikki notices his polka dot socks. Despite covering her eyes and wearing Airpods most of the time Nikki liked Top Gun Maverick and found a new hot actor from it. Nikki is working to change her banana shape with a new alignment coach who knows her kind. You Heard It Here First, STEM is not the same as the cells, David Cronenberg might be a Bestie, Nikki rea...

Nikki's hair care routine is several steps longer than Andrews. By the end her hair smells like a creamsicle and goes perfect with a new hack she learned for bottom lashes. Andrew goes through why he got off anti-depressants as Nikki is feeling all emotions all at once. She shares what she learned from her Sam Harris meditation about physical responses to feelings. You Heard It Here First; around...