The Nightly Rant

Torya opens the show by asking what Mike thinks about the situation where you bring your own food to your mother in law’s BBQ party because you have a food allergy. Mike believes the asshole in the story was the mother-in-law because, let’s be real, whether you believe in food allergy or not. It’s safer to trust the word of that person. Whether you believe they exist or not. You can’t just dismiss...

Mike opens the show by saying that the news has gone crazy lately. Torya disagrees and said that the news was already crazy starting January 2020. Then they talked about the news about how one naked lady was wedged in between two buildings. And how the news is now gone cuckoo crazy about stuff like this because maybe they are tired of reporting about COVID 19. Torya then talked about the restauran...

Mike opens the show talking about how Torya discovered the secret to a happy life. She said that the secret to a happy life is to be stupid. It’s easier for stupid people. Mike asks how it can be easier for them when they can't see the next thing that will come to them. They can't prepare for it. She points out that you can’t stress about them either. It will happen to you when it happens. He then...

Mike opens the show by asking Torya to picture this headline and tell him what the reaction would have been: “Trump admits to working with FB to identify people posting misinformation.” Torya feels this was systemic, outrageous. The left will have an outbreak of tediousness, they will be aggressive and so mad. Mike thinks it is fascist and authoritarian. He says that the real headline was that Bid...

Mike opens the show by saying the term amateur pornography is an oxymoron. Then they talked about how OnlyFans and porn work. He points out that if he set aside just accepting the societal norm situation and just thinking how he really feels about the situation. And stop complaining about women and how they dressed. Torya points that you should stop sexualizing women’s breasts. Then they talked ab...

Mike starts the show asking what the year 2020 taught you. Torya answers that people are dumber than she ever thought before that. She then explains her answer behind that, it’s the way people acted in a shitty situation. They were amazed how they have 400+ episodes. Some are good, some are bad. You should visit Yogi’s Podcast Network website to listen more, yogispodcastnetwiork.com Mike then shar...

Mike opens the show by saying that he was told that he was a scammer! He shares the story of how one person visited the Your Virtual CTO website and determined that the site was designed to scam people out of their financial information. He challenges everyone to find a single entry form that asks you for their financial information. Torya even points out that you can’t even purchase anything from...

Mike opens the show by saying how he is amused and interested in the stories Torya told hi,. Then Torya shares an interesting story about the rental property they’rer managing in New York. One of the pipes broke down and leaked down in the store. Then she continues the story about the maintenance not listening to them at all. Mike shares an interesting point about the incompetence of the managemen...

Mike opens the show by sharing the amazing trip they had to Tennessee. After the Rumble in the Boro, they went to Nashville and explore the place. Torya points out that every Sunday, everything was closed. Then they share the places they went to, First, they saw the Bicentennial Park, a replica of the Parthenon. It was a massive park, with a lake and funky trees. The cool part is that they had a p...

Mike opens the show talking about their experience in the new gym they went to. Then they talked about the weird people in the gym. Then they shared their funny experience about the walker fake trainer guy. Torya points out the best part of this guy was he was weird, crazy shouting and he is not really in shape to train other people. He doesn’t check any of the boxes. Then Mike shares his point ab...

Mike opens the show by sharing the amazing trip they had to Murfreesboro, Tennessee. Then they warned us about not flying with American Airlines, - to quote Victoria saying “ American Airlines can eat my butt”. Then they talked about the worst experience they had with the airline. To list - Changing the flight details without informing them firsthand. Onboard them on the plane while the plane had...

Mike opens the show speaking about how they are recently into a show about the Amish Mike finds a new show, Amish Mafia and discusses it. They are amazed how Amish people manage and control their family. Mike and Torya then share an interesting idea about the show. Torya shares the next show that they will watch is Extreme Sisters. And how they went down the rabbit hole of Amish shows. Torya ends...

Mike opens the show by saying that we should be responsible for managing our own health. This is related to the COVID vaccination happening right now. Mike is majorly against the vaccine because it is gene therapy, not a vaccine. And he doesn't know the long term effect this might have. Then they talked about the possibility of having a vaccine passport and the tendency of other people forging and...

Mike and Torya welcome the show by talking about the dead squirrel and moose. Then they talked about the story behind the early demise of the squirrel and the **dumbass plumber. They continue to talk about Bree and how she became ball obsessed and how she injured herself. They also share about Yogi and how he is still the alpha dog in the family. Mike and Torya end the show by saying that the zoo...

Mike starts the show by saying that Torya had a list of funny and savage comebacks people had. The list from Reddit has titled: “21 people share the funniest and most savage comebacks they've ever heard.” Then they talked and laughed about the list of the greatest and savage comeback. Here’s the link to the article if you want to have a good laugh too: https://www.someecards.com/life/comebacks/fun...

Mike starts the show by saying he is pissed with the “my body, my choice” crowd. Then they talked about how these people changed from the coming of covid vaccine. And Mike shares an interesting point about covid vaccines. Mike and Torya encourage the crowd to bring it on. And how the people in social media try to convince you that their way is the actual spot on the magical way. Mike points out th...

Mike starts the show by saying that this episode may not be for you because they will talk about comments left in porn videos. Then they talked about the article Mike found that has funny and inappropriate comments in the porn sites. Torya then concluded that people who left comments on porn sites are weird. Then they talked about how this covid vaccine is experimental to humans and how they are n...

Mike opens the show by saying that one year was already passed and society is still dealing with this pandemic. It’s like the longest event that he can recall that changes people’s lives ever, and he’s ancient. Then they talked about how the government forces everyone to get their vaccine to protect others. Torya points out that it was her own job to protect herself. She asked what’s the point of...

Mike started the show by apologizing for no reason. Torya thinks that Canadians apologize for any reason. Then they talked about the situations you think you need or not to apologize. Mike points out that we caused each other’s behavior. When you look at it that way, you are a reasonable person. You're allowing for the positive outcome instead of the negative outcome. Explicit Torya thinks that ap...

Mike opens the show by sharing how he feels today is a milestones day because this is the 3rd time the car thing is happening. And they talked about how his daughter is obsessed to perfect things. And how she gets her first car and he helps her practice driving. And how they are excited to watch the Super Bowl. Then they talked about Tom Brady. Then, Torya ends the show by saying Yogi thinks that...

Mike couldn't open the door with his key. He says it is because he put the wrong key in the door. Torya tells her crazy story about locks being changed at a rental.

Mike welcomes the show by how Bree notices and reacts to things. She’s super smart at some things, and not smart at other things. And Torya shares an interesting story about endangered birds in the chimney. And how she met Stompee, the raccoon, the trash panda. And they talked about how snakes were called the danger noodle. Mike ends the show by sharing that they are already close or passed throug...

Mike opens the show by sharing what Torya read about disturbing or alarming things about monkeys. Mike shares how Lemmings work - you like to repeat what others say, and presenting it like it was your own work. And they talked about the headline Torya read and how the monkeys were forced to work. Torya shares if you want to laugh at the idiocracy of the internet, you can check the Abc7 Facebook pa...

Mike opens the show by saying how they are finally back from the hiatus of recording. Then they talked about social media jackass from Facebook and Instagram. One of the things that drive Mike crazy is when the person takes what you say and adds things that you never say. And how people label you. And this expert person. People who always have something to say, a masters of nothing. Name callers....

Mike starts the show by asking Torya what’s the worst thing you have done while drunk and then paid for the next day. Then they talked about the list of 23 worst things people have done while being drunk. Mike ends the show by sharing how Jasper was staring at him while doing the podcast.