The Nightly Rant

A few days ago, Biden was in Georgia ranting about how horrible their voting system is. Apparently Georgia is easier to vote than in the bigger states like New York, Pennsylvania etc.  We don't have Vice President Harris, its President Harris Mike says. Mike is frustrated because they are talking about voting rights being blocked, and he rants about this.  Mike says that why do we have to show our...

Mike expresses how the first few weeks of 2022 have been interesting, Torya adds in that it hasn’t been crap…. Yet. The year has been odd for Mike.  Mike talks about how people should know what to do with the pandemic at this point, but the people are being confused by the government as they have no communication capabilities. Mike has found a headache to help with his headache problem and his bod...

Torya starts to tell a story about her iPhone. She explains her iPhone home button does not work, no more clicky. It made it very hard for her to use the iPhone. Torya goes to get her phone repaired and she received a loaner phone. It has happened to her before so it was fine for her to take the loaner phone.  Mike stops Torya and asks if there were any dick pics on the phone, as he explains he kn...

Mike and Torya are going to Australia. Torya knows the song ‘down under’ but only knows the line down under. Mike and Torya discuss this. Mike asks for anyone to send them a message to tell them the song and they will get a prize, Thought Merch. Torya is going to see a koala bear and she says she feels like a big tourist. Mike and Torya talk about koalas. Mike’s daughter is getting married so Mike...

Mike talks about US president Joe Biden. Mike tells a story about the president. The president doesn’t know the cost of ground beef. Torya believes that the president is just a puppet and that someone else in the office is pulling all the strings. Mike and Torya discuss Elizabeth Warren.  Mike says Torya is grumpy in the morning, and at the gym. Mike would never release footage of Torya without he...

Mike found a monthly membership place. ‘Assisted stretching’ is what they called it, and they had all the good things to say about this. Until …. Regular listeners would know that Mike has had thousands of interactions with scammers and never been fooled. Mike explains the scam and what happened. It was a company card and they paid for the next session with them. A month later, Mike talks to someo...

Mike opens the show by talking about the misinformation that goes around. He says that at the start of the pandemic, the main reason they told us to wear masks was to protect other people from us, not to protect us from other people and all the covid. He’s not a pro mask or anti-mask. They complied with places that required them to wear a face mask. Then they talked about the new president. And ha...

Mike and Torya talk about Bree, the dog. Mike tells Torya that her tagline is “she makes me laugh every day”. Torya jokes that she likes Mike the same way she likes the dog. Mike and Torya discuss this. Torya covers her tracks and tells Mike there are 100 reasons why she loves him. Torya calls Mike a ‘turd sandwich”. There is joke talk of possibly some violence following this comment.  Bree is spe...

Mike opens the show by saying so many things have gone on that are newsworthy. Torya agrees to it however most of the news is dogshit and she doesn't give a rat’s ass about it but today she found out something rather amusing. She proceeds to read an interesting article titled “Suicide pods now legal in Switzerland, providing users with a painless death”, by the globalnews.ca. Mike then shares his...

Mike opens the show by asking Torya if she ever heard about the latest woke nonsense. These woke jackasses want to get rid of the Black Friday term because it was racist.  Then they talked about an article Torya reads titled: Worst Ways Amazon Exploits Workers During Black Friday. Earthquake Machines Fewer Spots To Pass Out Christmas Music Pumped Into The Shipping Center Marking Them 50% Off Ringi...

Mike and Torya open the show by saying everything today is about race. Then they talked about the case of Kyle Rittenhouse’s verdict. He was 17 years old and armed with an AR-15-style rifle when he fatally shot two protesters and wounded a third in August 2020. Mike saw videos circulating online and he believe it was a clear case of self-defense. Mike points out that you can’t take your narrative...

Mike opens the show by saying they both had a fun and amazing weekend. Mike went with Alyssa and her friends to see Coin at the Wiltern. The event was previously canceled due to a pandemic. Alyssa wants to be close to the stage, so they went an hour early, but they were 2 and a half hours early. The good thing about it is the first 250 people will get a wristband with access to the pit. They reall...

Mike and Torya welcome the show by sharing another Am I The Asshole post from Reddit. It’s about the poster telling her best friend she shouldn't be trying to have kids since she is almost broke? (she's single so no second income). Then they weigh down all the options the friend has. Mike points out that Emily (the friend) is the asshole. She doesn’t have the money to raise and take care of that b...

Mike and Torya open the show by asking how inflation can be solved. Torya says by not printing money. Mike shares the answer from the US President - Americans need to spend less money. Mike then pointed out the President’s only notable accomplishment in his senate career is basically the Crime Bill that is now being blamed for calling the system racist. Because this proportionately imprisoned peop...

Torya opens the show by saying how she doesn’t like Hey Google coz it’s rude. Mike says it should follow their house rules and not the other way around. Torya then mentions why Artificial Intelligence will kill all humans when it takes over the world. Then they talked about how so many people are against it. Torya really likes it for the purpose of turning on and off the lights, and she understand...

Mike and Torya started the show by saying how ranty Mike was when Torya only wanted to take a nap. Then Mike shares the story about Payoneer and how they will feel his wrath. Then Mike introduce the guest for today’s show, Tim McCarthy, a mental health advocate, suicide attempt survivor, and the host of the podcast, 20TIMinutes. Mike loved the name of the podcast, and Tim says it is easy to come u...

Mike opens the show by saying how he is a f*cking idiot and so angry right now. Torya said he is pissed and warns the people that a rant is coming.  He then shares the story of how their Edison bill went high due to air conditioning so that he made payment arrangements with them. When he is taking a nap, he receives a call that power termination is on the way for the next 30 mins. He is told the l...

Mike opens the show by mentioning Thanksgiving is just around the corner. They started the show by teasing each other. Then they talked about how the country was run by the circus clown for 4 years. Mike didn’t think it could get worse. Then came grandpa, and he is the definition of geriatric.  Then Mike shares he’s grateful for the opportunity to help other people. Torya thinks this is cliche. Th...

Mike opens the show by asking Torya what is the worst job she ever had. She answers that she had a job at a trucking service and she had a boss who always ended the email with “please advise” and it was so annoying. The boss would always throw her under the bus if anything goes wrong despite the fact that it was her fault and just devise all these dumbass rules. Mike points out that this is the bo...

Mike opens the show saying he can’t believe the absolute bullshit Torya got when she put up an ad for a virtual assistant. Torya then read her advertisement: If you have the skills that we’re looking for and are interested in part-time work, please DM me with your hourly rate and a summary of your past relevant experiences. Then someone sent a screenshot of her post at 5 am and asked how to apply...

Mike starts the show by sharing some good news that their last episode about Onlyfans was the #1 most downloaded episode in 2021. He said OnlyFans fucked up. Mike believes that content creators are the laziest motherfuckers on Earth.  Torya agrees that OnlyFans fucked up. She then wonders why porn addicts just don’t browse in Pornhub and have not to pay and explore all the free contents Mike actua...

Mike opens the show by sharing another infamous Am I The Asshole post and how Torya picks these suckers based on the level of hilariousness.  Torya then read the post and asked Mike if the poster was the asshole. Mike answered yes and points out that people having sex happens naturally, and they're not gonna have sex coz they have work the next day, but the poster purposely embarrassing them by pu...

Mike opens the show by sharing some exciting amazing news, The Small Business Bootcamp is finally taking off. To celebrate this launch, tonight on the show they have an amazing guest, Andrew Calderella.  Andrew was born in Detroit, Michigan, in 1966 to parents fighting for the civil rights movement. His life is a combination of The Rocky Story, Think and Grow Rich, & The Celestine Prophecy on ster...

Mike opens the show by saying how lucky he is with his life. He can live his life as much as he has, he has 4 amazing kids, 1 failed marriage, and now this marriage which to be honest he couldn’t ask for a better marriage if he designed it himself from the scratch. Like if he went to a subway of marriages, he could not create a better one than this one.  He’s also proud of all of his children in d...

Mike opens the show by saying that Torya and Olympic divers have something in common, they are both afraid of things that come from above. It’s true.  Then Torya shares an article she read about in The Onion and how Olympic divers were tormented by hawks that built nests on a nearby platform. Here’s the link to the article: https://www.theonion.com/olympic-divers-tormented-by-hawks-that-built-nest...