The Night Shift Court

Sheesh this is a big one I almost don't know where to begin. The cauldron's bigger than a freestanding bath in a Beverley Hills Mansion owned by a Selling Sunset Star, but not bigger than one like T Swift would own. A couple of mortals get chucked in and come out Fae... more mating bonds and questionable choices from our favourite person we love to hate, Tampax. Sorry Tampon. Sorry, what?

I do enjoy the longer we produce episodes the more unhinged our descriptions get…without knowing what’s up in this episode, can you guess what we are talking about. Is it a good enough reason to use the word penetrate?? Mowen was TRYING to be profesh y’all.

Here we fugging GO gang, the epicness of Chapter 55 - we don't delve into the debauchery - we glaze over it with soft fae like fingers tantilising the V of Rhys lower abdomen... Rhys doesn't appear to suffer from the dreaded soup belly we all seem to get. Maybe because its Campbells? Who really knows.

We get the ONE BED TROPE, the SLOW BURN TROPE, the ENEMIES to LOVERS TROPE and the FATED MATES TROPE - all in ONE?????? I'm gagging for it. Also Pidge and Mowen are completely unhinged. What even is Mutton anyways????

Tassie represent here with Nyrstar, IYKYK. Nynsar on the other hand or in the night shift court we call it STARFALL is like a glow in the dark facial? The non sexy version. If a facial is sexy. We aren't here to judge kinks.

Gillyweed? Bobble head charm? Shark Head like Victor Fucking Krum? Nah, nearly drown and just get punched in the stomach by a water wraith, you'll be right.... Like calls to like, made and unmade, on repeat. They've got the book, lets get the fuck out of here!

Rhysy has many bar prospects and Az and Feyre bond over trying to guess which tramp will win Rhys's affections at Rita's - Rhys needs to grow a set and tell Feyre the goss but he is waiting for "the right moment" of course...Feyre show some jealousy or something to give him an 'in' for goodness sake. Perusing Rhys's body isn't subtle enough.... Lets go to the Summ...

Seriously Rhys put on a shirt.... wait, what am I saying?? Disregard Rhys, you do you boo!

It’s all BBQ to us!!! 🤢

Join us for Ep 15! Amrens nostrils do a fair bit of flaring (I don’t mean Amren of the ambulance service - pidge - either). Feyre calls Cassian a Lord 😂 and then she thinks she’s offended him! Amrens Amulet is worth nothing but gets the job done in moving Feyres legs forward. We discuss bones of significance… you can’t for to the butcher and grab a bone for the bone carver. Nyx has his first scen...

MOWEN admits her affinity for sweatiness and PIDGE tells her "it's not for her" (votes on whether we should get that on a Tshirt)

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a shoe!!!!! Feyre has her sassy pants on, her no filter approach with Rhys and he loves it, even if injured.

Pay your tithe!! Taxes are due and the ATO (that Ianthe bitch) is sending out the bills!

Fey is FAE!!! Come with us to explore this wrap up ACOTAR episode as we discuss how the ending makes us feel and get excited for ACOMAF: arguably the best book in the series!!!!

Sloppy seconds much! Totally awkward corridor shenanigans, it's not for us. And for gods sake Feyre TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM. Come join us as we witness Feyre overcome the end of these trials of Amarantha & see the manipulative shrew get her comeuppance.

Loin cloth? A sheer scarf? Fabric? There's zero to the imagination! Feyre gets tatted, painted, drinks the under the mountain wine and lives to tell the tale.

It's time to go DARK, Feyre is forced to flee her family and face a pilgimage to Prythian to partake in a particularly putrid passage to Amaranthas' awful amusement Under The Mountain! This ain't no time time with the Suriel!!

Lucien is third wheeling like a mad man & we feel awkies watching it unfold 🫶🏻 join us for Episode 07 and thanks so so much for listen

High Lords of Prythian really be thinking this fiddling business is cool. But give us Rhys any day thanks, Feyre drinks the cool aid and feels all the feels.

ENTER RHYS, and take me with you!!!!!! Calanmai sounds like a damn good time, Mowen wants to be signed up, Pidge is still not keen on fiddles & Roz sounds like poop but rest assured she's healthy for next episode. The Spring Court knows how to plan for fire night, Feyre says FUCK IT to staying inside whilst those drums are calling! Life is too short not to drink the faerie wine!!!! ! I had...

Welcome back, from Neopets to Naga - we discuss our fave character The SURIEL!! (many a pronunciation debate here but don't worry - Mowen says it right) Tam Tam & Fey Fey are getting to the point of tolerating and mutual respect. Join us for this shift!

Getting into the Spring Court shenanigans now, Lucien's Spills enough tea to get us to tea time with the one and only SURIEL! Our fave bae that is in deep need of some hyaluronic acid and a new cloak!

Welcome back one and all to Episode 2 of the night shift court poddie, your Aussie girls Mowen, Roz and Pidge discuss all things Fantasy Fiction, and if you feel like you want to implant into a novel then, join us. We are hardcore ACOTAR fans, we won't make you choose between a Bat Boy, the correct answer is always "all three"

Welcome to Episode One of The Night Shift Court. We are so STOKED to have produced this and cannot wait to take you on this journey of dissecting ACOTAR and other Fantasy Fiction! Join us, Mowen, Pidge & Roz as we bring you the Aussie Girls take on the world of Fantasy.