The Night Shift Court

RITA is in the house.... is "Rita's" Rita Skeeters?? That could be a cool FanFic. Nessian edge closer to one another, can you smell it? Az can. Az can basically do anything... mysterious delicious shadow daddy.

LETS GET INTO SILVER FLAMES BABY!! Forced proximity trope activated - Nessian in full slow burn mode. Nesta's hole is getting bulldozed and despite Cassian having his mate close by he's so randy he's still 'admiring Mors beauty..." Rhys and Cassian need to let their boyhood go. Feyre and Elain are now both boring. Lets start the shift...

THANK GOD THAT OVER!!!! IYKYK Edward and Bella moments Christmas Presents in the Sidra Garden Extensions The End.

Honestly, the solstice gift giving is cringe, MVP goes to eyeball daddy for those gloves, Feyre's daycare art has no place in Solstice, she can afford LITERALLY ANYTHING. Azriel wins tradition again for the 1999999th time... is there anything he can't do? Amren gets new earrings, again.

The more we go forth, the more inappropriate Mowen is about Ariel and the more boring Elaine gets, the funnier Cassian gets and the more "married" Rhys and Feyre gets, the more forlorn Lucien gets and the more loved up Amren and Varian get and Nesta is just getting wasted....

Emerie's introduction, solstice gift buying, Rosehall, Luciens black eye...Feyre's paint & sip, that's about it yeah?? BUT have you caught someone in the act?????? This we must know.

Mowen harping about her YiaYia before actually explaining the reason she hasn't been a fan of the Grinch who stole Christmas... WHOOOOOVILLE? I'm fine in Velaris thanks! It's Solstice gift buying time, is it also Black Friday Sales in Velaris? Rhys can afford it anyway!

A baby episode to wrap up the last two chapters and our finals thoughts on ACOWAR as we prepare for ACOFAS - Rhys POV - snore snore. Mowen's IVF SITREP, Pidge's 2IC in Mowens IVF journey... blessed be the fruit.

Seriously Greece needs to get their parking issues sorted out...donkeys. What's Amren eating now? I can't rest until I know if she likes coriander or not.... Elaine on the green thumb path once again, slumping back into irrelevance...

THE STRESS - do you vom? We just eat... but honestly if anything is going to make us vom it's the end of this episode......AMREN WHO ARE YOU, WHERE ARE YOU, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM. Sarah, before I die I need to know okay??? Cassian, injured AGAIN. Lord Farquard BYE - Daddy BYE. Amren BYE?

This episode is utterly ridiculous. But there is both LOTR and HP chatter. Who are you a healthy mix of? Do you relate more to Pidge or Mowens character. Are you a healthy mix of Pidge and Mowen? Are you more of a Carver, Weaver or Bryaxis? Do you prefer the Ourobouros or the Mirror of Erised?

Nesta has manners, Jurian has magic eyeballs, Feyre is Ianthe but not - Elain has tent flaps. Enjoy!

RIP to our dehydrated bestie...but also RI fucking P to IANTHE you absolute hag!!!! After you darls, in you come, come meet the weaver, who's as terrifying as Pidge post night shift. Enjoy the Catholic Mass explanation - props to Mowens mum and dad for a solid start in life in Catholic Education. The Agnostic Atheism is strong @thenightshiftcourt The Body of Christ. Amen.

I'm not sure whether to laugh or apologise about this wild ride. Stoves, Showers, BDSM or ASMR. We are more unhinged than normal IMO. Jurian's revealed himself as a no foe though... he's cauldron blessed.

. SIC EM REX!!!! We deep dive into the justification of is four too many thighs? Is it just the correct amount? I suppose it truly depends who they belong to... and who's asking? Gosh I don't know. Just put someone on it.

Call Mowen MAAS - she's got the imagery... but seriously though, this part of the story is a motion pictures delight. It's where the writers for shows capture the essence of what places and people should look like.

Honestly, this is the episode where we discover Mowens everything shower routine before she realises that no one cares and we get back to the story... We still need more of Mor, Nesta gets her feathers ruffled and still things she's not obvious in her serious stalker girlfriend behaviours. Lord Farquads mirage taunts Rhysie boy and Feyre needs to take a damn bath. Unhingedness at its absolute...

Okay so Elain mayyyyyy have had some validity - join us as we prepare to don Illyrian leathers and follow Mor and Feyre into battle. Lucien is off to find Vassa and make it is grand gesture to “belong” somewhere and to someone….

Goodness Gracious Groceries, is Elain really just irrelevant at this point or no? Pidge has some mad theories about Eris & Keir. Az is getting loose with truth teller 🙃 but they are still family…right?

Kar-shay - the most bogan thing you’ll ever say…. Elain gives Az a single nod this episode. She is definitely in need of a mental health assessment. Pidge wants to move in with the Bone Carver… Mowen just wants to spoon with Azriel…

What’s your top aromatic note? Az or Rhys? I’ll fight you for Az!!! Love you Lauren :) (Loz likes Cass)

Pidge needs to be a series editor for grammar AND plot holes, did you also pick up this error? Please consult the image on instagram in relation to how do you think Lucien is carried by the "Illyrians babies". Nesta and Elaine - what have the REALLY got to complain about - cannot relate. sign me up.

Whipping, smacking, paddling....ANYHOO. THEORY is TAMLIN gay?!?! Have you noticed our episodes getting more unhinged? Seemingly when we record a few in a row they do go downhill, but uphill for your listening pleasure. or pain. I'm not even sure anymore, but we LOVE YOU!.

Some SERIOUS theories Pidge has brought to the party! What do you think?? Feyre's acting skills seem to be improving OR Tam Tam and Ianthe are just DUMB AS FOOOOK. Either way Lucien won't admit it but he is ride or die for her. We get introduced to some too close twinsies and it's giving Circe and Jamie Lannister. Jurian continues to be a smug douche. Tamlin continues to be clueless, I...

THE HIGH LADY OF THE NIGHT COURT HAS ENTERED THE CHAT.... Give it up for the greatest infilTRAITOR of all time Feyre Cursebreaker...buuuut Lucien ain't buying what you're selling. Take a leaf out of ol Rhysies playbook coz that guys had 50 years of practice at bullshite! Join us as we wrap ACOMAF and chat about theories, faves, and we drop in a bit of Manacled.... do yourself a favour! #dramionefo...