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Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What? KFC Chizza. Crime. Sex Beer Florida Man Games Even Weirder Funeral Company makes a bad marketing call. Fossilized Chinese Dragon? UFO swarm over China? Ice Football is taking over the globe 10 weird cryptids that Mike may have touched on Beyond The Pale Banshees, they're a real menace. Whatcha Zack hits us with some Am I the Assh...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What New Fantastic Four Cast Announced Cornhole Scholarships are now a thing Lottery Winner Elated then heartbroken. New Dictionary words this year . You won't like it if you were born before a year that starts with a 2. Even Weirder Pink rice is less appealing rice Our Virgin Mary of Stingray NASA is making fake Mars, and needs YOU to...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Neatcast uploads are never late, nor are they early, they arrive precisely when they mean to. To celebrate Presidents Day, Mike treats us all to the famous Philly Cheesesteak Experiment. It surprising has little to do with the food. Something involving a ship, teleportation and lies...? Anywho...here is Mike weaving a tall tale of questionable co...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What Pepperoni Bandits are a Jersey menace Breakup Cookies for sociopaths Name a Feral Cat after your ex and then... Even Weirder Mona Lisa food fight as a message continues Spy Pigeons in India finally released Why you should never retire - propaganda babayyy Con Artists have earned their retirement too Diaper Spas and precrime in NH Diape...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess Weirder! Don't eat fried toothpicks! South Korea is worried! Taylor is big mad over explicit AI images Japan Ramen Pizza Zack's list of very believable items flushed down toilets. Here's a version of hell Tom Delonge has the inside track on telepathy Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. The guys gave me no context or stories for the notes this week, so it's a surprise for all of us! Hooray! Bobby is here too from Effin' Cultured ! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! F...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What Super Bidet Hits the Market Man is wild for doing this to Walmart Thruple Island leads to a joke we won't let go Even Weirder Kentucky Scientists just sent a signal to murder us Reps talk more in closed door meetings about the UFO disclosure South American Bigfoot on camera? The boys also say Jer can't read Spanish Giant Alie...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Check out DT HERE and get all his amazing content GUESS WEIRDER Dating Sunday and Mike's missed opportunity New Bigfoot EviDANCE! Kid "beats" Tetris, if thats what you wanna call it! The Earth is flat, and we have definitive proof Aaron Rodgers has some pretty COLORFUL theories about the Super Bowl Script. (I'll leave) Miami A...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. The boys are back! Mike, Zack, and Jeremy discuss online dating, antibiotic jokes, and being the LOUDEST MAN IN THE BATHROOM. Also, these topics: Guess What!? The hot new place to meet singles? Kiss has transcended humanity Top trending foods of the year Even Weirder Future supervillain makes robots out of dead things! HILARIOUS antibiotics UFO e...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. WE AIN'T WATCHING THE BALL DROP, BUT WE DEFINITELY DROPPED THE BALL LMAOOOO. No full episode with the boys yet, but join Mike, Jer, and Zack as they ring in 2024 with...some of the worst Guinness World Records of this year . Seriously, these are embarrassing. Also, RESOLUTIONS! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @the...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. While Mike and Jer are good little boys enjoying their Christmas break, Zack is an overachiever who needs constant attention...so he found two guests to join him for a special Christmas Episode of the Neatcast. Guess What!? The Merry High Light The Santa Clause causes kids to call Sex Line EXTREME Christmas Display Most Hated Christmas Candies Ev...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Amber and Maddie join the Neatcast boys for a SUPER SIZED Christmas Eve rant about  the worst kinda people who are out here practicing magic. Wait we're done with the rants and it's only Christmas Eve? WTF WILL THEY DO TOMORROW? BEATS ME! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok Follow us @neatc...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. The Neatcast guys and the You Didn't Ask For This guys join together to answer the question...How many white guys can you fit into one podcast?? A LOT IT TURNS OUT. Anyway, the YDAFT boys talk about their hatred for WHAM!, and Eric makes an embarrassing admission... Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack (Jeremy was dying) join Gomez from The Sleevie G Show to rant a bit more about how much everyone hates Elf on the Shelf...after Mike and Zack finish arguing about the definition of a "Holiday Movie," that is. Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitte...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. The Neatboys are joined by Bobby, Rick, and Griff from Effin' Cultured ! They each have their own rants! Bobby is tired of people making fun of the NY Giants! Rick hates visiting family! Griff is sick of telemarketers! I'm tired of writing this description! WE ALL HATE STUFF! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Jeremy join Zack from THIS SHOW, who rants about ticket scalpers...after Mike hijacks his rant for a bit. And then Zack has his most traumatizing memories dug up by his bloodthirsty co-hosts. Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Ins...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. The Neatboys keep their rants going, as Mike takes the mic! HAHA, get it! S*** I'm so tired. Speaking of which, Mike talks about how much it sucks getting old, then shares the deep levels of cringe hidden in his past... Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follo...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Jeremy is here from...the Neatcast! WOWZA our budget must be HUGE to book guests like this! Jer laments that Christmas Time wallet pain, and then shares the most traumatic memory he has while Mike and Zack laugh. Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatca...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. The prodigal Daddy returns! Mark, formally of the Neatcast, joins Mike, Jer and Zack to discuss why Elf on the Shelf is a cursed tradition! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatc ast on Facebook!

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. The Neat boys are joined by Garret by the Evertrending Story Podcast...for two BRAND NEW holiday classics to tell children around the fireplace for all Christmases FOREVER. Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatc...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike & Zack (Jeremy is dead) are joined by Jay and Kay from the F**K My Worklife podcast! Kay laments the death of Black Friday, while Jay...makes some interesting accusations. Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @t...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Kory from the World is my Burrito podcast joins the Neat boys to talk...Halloween candy. Wtf Kory it's Christmas... Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatca

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Tim, Nate, and Chris from Against All Oddities join your Neatcast hosts for our first day of ranting! Mike and Zack fight over who will be editing all of these audio tracks. Zack lost! Woooo, MERRY CHRISTMAS! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpo...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What!? Amazon will sell Hyundais Get Paid to Watch Hallmark Movies A Flock of Uteri Eyedrop Killer Even Weirder Pickle Ketchup Emotional Support Gator Chickens Continue To Be A Menace We discovered what Randonauting was Randonautica Definition Spraying the Moon with DNA Beyond The Pale Elves, the good, the bad, and the ugly Whatcha! Would y...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Jeremy has vanished, so Mike & Zack reunite with Kory from The World is My Burrito to talk about ALL KINDS of stuff! For instance... Guess What The SAG-AFTRA strike is over! ...The Warner Brothers strike has BEGUN. (They cancelled a cool sounding movie) President Rock? Playboy mansione toilets clogged with excessive vomit Eat some snake pizza...