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Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Jer is off on vacation and the boys are joined by Matt & Eric from You Didn't Ask For This . Mike and Zack do their best, but they can't hold a candle to the smolder and talent of these two. Guess What Fireball for life...for seniors? Suzanne Somers is Back...as a robot? Mike can't wait to try speed baggin' this cat. Top p...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What Jackpot Winner is no winner...for now. Roku tests mandatory ads prior loading How awkward are these situations? Even Weirder Computer with human brain cells EVIDENCE of UFO coming out of the ocean How Extraterrestrials will initiate open contact Is a 'Vast City' hiding below the Giza Pyramids? Beyond The Pale Mike tells us ab...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What Gene Simmons is the GOAT for arrogance Harry Potter actress starts a hair fetish Only Fans for you FREAKS Zack beat Jer to food crime this week Food Crime Double Down Text abbreviations LIST Even Weirder Ghost Adventure hitman for hire saga Teen wolf is real Tic tac possibly photographed on Mars Gremlin caught on camera? Box Demon haun...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. My how the turntables have...turned? They guy who dreamt up these Wild Reality Spinoffs is now in the hot-seat as Mike asks him the hard hitting questions. Well, they aren't really 'hard hitting.' In fact, they're softballs. Super easy. Barely an inconvenience. Jer re-hashes some of his past stories and some creepy new ones an...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Get paid to watch Pet Movies Slug Aliens are coming for Earth David Duchovny is looking into the X Files for real Charizard Cheeto is selling for big bucks One Legged Jeans are the new trend PA Hunter saw Bigfoot Scientists make a new rigid banana Wooly Mammoth Mice are now real and they're cyyyyuuuuttttteee How bad is your job aging you Lig...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike FINALLY got his own episode...but Zack ruined it with his stupid face. Mike was all ready to talk neat stuff, despite the resident CIA plant in this podcast trying to control the narrative. This week, hear about Mikes INSANE childhood experiences into why he's so invested into the paranormal. He's edging his way to the doorway of a...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What Need eggs? Buy a house! Shrek 5, now with Zendaya Tik Tokers are dramatic and dropping things on their feet to rate the pain.  Even Weirder Japan is floating out Pepsi Zero Peach? Cockroaches produce crystal milk, and it's good for you... Russians catch bizzare alien fish Depressing fog harvesting is now a technology not just spec...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Well, it's finally here. A conversation with the Government Plant and resident Neatcast skeptic...Zack. We'll see how much he squirms when we hit him with the tough questions. And I swear if he says racoon ONE TIME...I'm gonna "nuh-uh" him into next week's episode. Just give it a listen, he may actually surprise you....

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What Uber with GUNS Google Destroying its Business Model Unique Pole Gripping and a list? Even Weirder California wants to make Bigfoot official South American Mammal no longer extinct Turkey Seance . Microsoft Has A New Form Of Matter? New Freaky Robots out of Poland Beyond The Pale Oregon Forests and such Whatcha Whose Cameo is more price...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Check out Against All Oddities HERE In Part 2 of our conversation with Chris from Against All Oddities, Jer asks questions all about esoteric knowledge and magic...plus the go down a few rabbit holes. Enjoy Chris's continuation of our Wild Reality. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcas...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What!? Internet needs to stop hating on Shakira F-150 is no longer king. We now have to do a Rav 4 accent moving forward Budweiser is no longer domestic, its MERICAN! Zack has manifested sex days into reality Even Weirder Choco Mint Beer We have laser boats now Kayaker gets SWALLOWED up Clear UFO photos are still not good enough for the cyn...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Check out Against All Oddities HERE In Part 1 of our conversation with Chris from Against All Oddities, we cover his origin story of how he became a believer, dive into tarot readings and hear about some of his crazy encounters in the woods. Enjoy our version of Wild Reality. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Jer is dead. Well...not really. His entire house is sick and while they are in great peril, he skipped the podcast to play Monster Hunter or something. Anywho, we got Kory from TWIMB Podcast to talk some BS with us. Pepperoni Perfume Asteroid is coming...and it's too late to deflect Buffy's Back Baby Lab Grown Meat Food...for Pets Ballo...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Back with another full episode...for now. We'll see what happens over the next week. Guess What Legally Binding Sweetheart Candies??? Stranger Things...but for the OLDS Artistic Cycling Even Weirder Jer talks about something...I don't remember. Probably Bigfoot struggling with his home-life, can't keep his woman happy so he ends up...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. We had to bang out a "short" this week. So Zack and Jer did dueling banjoes news stories.  Paul brothers tease each other Frozen penis troubles Costco Taste Tester Navy disturbed by whale farts The internet isn't sick of Bluey yet Galactic Council is here? Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Fol...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. We are joined by Eric D'Erico and D.T. Space Castle as we celebrate our win in the Effin' Neat Fantasy Football. Find Eric HERE and D.T. HERE . Guess What Get Ready For Some Progressive Soup Drops In Your Mouth Get Paid To Drive The NUTmobile You Can Now Buy A Case Of The Mondays Even Weirder Jer talks about a Skin Walker encounter in F...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What Don't Eat Your Christmas Tree Government Warns Girl Scouts Discontinuing 2 cookie flavors Help Us To Get Mike To DATE-TONA Even Weirder Florida Man Car Jacking and UFO Abductions Diabolical Goblins and Running From The Police UFO's on the news during LA Wildfires And a Sleep Paralysis Alien Encounter Beyond The Pale Mike hits...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What Jaw breaker, breaks jaw in unexpected upset BETA ahhh kids New gene cows fart less Realbotix, Mike's Gen 1 Wife Even Weirder Weird Fog sparks questions across the US Figures on top of the clouds Close Encounter Story with an immaculate Australian accent Meet Bashar A Taste of Bashar Beyond The Pale Mike talks about Spear Finger, B...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Well...it took WAY longer than I wanted, but here is Milk and Cookies...from 2024. Thank you to Kory and Leo for their patience. You are all welcome to forward your hate-mail directly to me. I'm used to it. I'll do better next year. Maybe. TheNeatcast.com

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What!? Grandma AI Murder Hornets Are No More! The Bald Eagle Is Our Official Bird? (A PSYOP) And Zack has a song for us Even Weirder Cattle Mutilations Are Still A Thing Bigfoot As Narrated By King Nerd UFO Over Brazil We Discuss Willow And The Ramifications 2025 Predicitions We also touch on the Pope and Lucifer's Tomb, drones, and ot...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Check out Against All Oddities HERE In Part 2 of our conversation with Tim from Against All Oddities, we cover Remote Viewing, Mind Space and everything that involves the potential of the Human Mind. Enjoy our version of Wild Reality. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Merry Christmas and I'm sorry. Milk and Cookies is coming, but it won't be until after Christmas. So...it'll be more of a Happy Holiday Celebration? Yeah...that's it. Please enjoy this half-assed attempt at self deprecating humor. Did I mention I was sorry?

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. For the FINAL RANT...the boys talk about charities, and how important it is to do good, even when it can feel like too much. ...Then Mike talks about memes. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neat...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. The milk man speaks! Zack joins uh...his own podcast, to talk about how his iPhone annoys him, while Mike acts like a confused time traveller. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Ins...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Our favorite wizards join us to talk about being happy, even in miserable times. And just to show us they're serious, they did this rant while Tim was on his death bed. Check Out Our Website! Join our Discord! Check out our Merch Store HERE! Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok! Follow us @neatcastpod on Bluesky Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter...