The Musijo Show

After seeing how many of you came on Beyoncé’s internet saying silly things like. “Colleagues who became family” or “my corporate family”. I had to come with this reality check disguised as a PSA to save your bums. They are not your friends, let alone family. Put your head down, do your work. Clock in clock out mentality. And remember always lie with a straight face 😊

If you’re a 90’s baby, you know how they used to whoop ass back in the day. Mostly our Mums 😅😅.

This is the harrowing case of Elijah Obuong’. A young man that met a tragic end due to some poor life choice or maybe he was just a victim of circumstances. Let’s dive in.

You know how you go out and have a good time with your mates. There’s always that feeling of “this has been real”, yes…. We’ll, it happens to me a lot and these are my rituals to recharge my social battery. Enjoy.

As a young dude, just got to Uni and had a lot of freedom. Some times I made dumb choices, anyway get your bootstraps on and enjoy this RAW episode.

Having no idea of consequences to come, my boys and I decided to have a fries fueled adventure. Little did we know what awaited us on our return….

My boy called me up at 7pm (this is 2021). He tells me he has an Airbnb and can cater for my trip to the coast but he has no luck booking my train or flight. So I come up with a very ingenious way to get there that night curfew and all. Go ahead and find out what I did. Ps: This is not recommended!

So, this one fine day as i wait for my friends to join me for pints and banter. I get approached by this lady who wanted a light for her cigarette, I didn’t have one…. She proceeds to get it from another person but joins me later and strikes up the scariest conversation I’ve had to date. Some of the content may be triggering so proceed with caution.

This is the wildest, ever Tinder date on earth. Listen to this freaking episode and let me know how your Tinder has gone. Follow me on Instagram @musijo_intl to interact. Thank you for listening.

I'm just being courteous and saying hi after a year of radio silence.

I know I've been mad MIA, lost phones and just getting through this life thing. But I'm going to do better. Thank you for being patient.

The Friend Zone is this romantic limbo or romantic purgatory. It's a place where we find ourselves stuck inbetween being a friend while you really want something romantic out of it. So here are a few pointers to let you know you're in the friend zone. I got a few of them from my friend Linda (and no she has not friend zoned me, we are just friends lol). You can follow her IG @obsessedwithlinda. En...

The highs and lows of the year 2020 in a nutshell. From almost being an alcoholic to a gubernatorial impeachment to just plainly having nothing to do while seeing time fly by. This is my 2020 Recap episode. Enjoy!

There are a lot of people that have an undying love for team sports, they'd kill for a team or even have an undying support for a team because it has been that way for generations over. But, personally I could give damn about team sports. And here are a few reasons why.... Today's episode has been sponsored by @officialhighshop using the promo code "musijo_intl" you can get a 35% discount on all t...

Most chicks come into a relationship and they will at most times come with back up AKA "her Squad". This is her confidants that are always there and play a major role in guiding the way things will go or will be handled from behind the scenes, we'll... Some are overt in their operations. But are they really your friends as well? Let's see....

It's only been a year in for me on the third floor of life. Really been such a learning curve and I just want to share a few of the lessons I've learnt. Today's episode has been sponsored by @dimlights_ke please check them out and tell a friend to tell a friend. Enjoy 😊

We've all been going through it in whichever way, both good and bad. But let's not just knock 2020 or act like she didn't come with her lessons. Here's my take on what she's taught us. Enjoy. Ps this episode was brought to you by @somethingkenyan go check them out on Instagram and while you're at it give me a follow as well on my Instagram on @musijo_intl. Thank you.

No holds barred... Just hit the record button and speak

As dudes we lose out a lot when it comes to dating some really amazing women all because we do not escalate and make our intentions known. Sexpecting is basically the act of expecting sex after being attracted to someone sexually. But by not making our intentions know we miss out on a lot.

In the wake of always hyping sex and trying new things we tend to overlook or underrate some things... So, here we go. Did you know how bomb Missionary style sex is? Don't wait to find out, listen to this episode.

Here's another list o f things I Find Sexually Overrated.... Like calling me Daddy, I just don't see the kink in it 😂

There are some things which I think are overrated when it comes to matters sexual. Maybe it's from pop culture indoctrination but, to be honest... Things like tongue rings are super overrated. I think this episode will be a two part(er). Enjoy.

When it comes to being chosen as the side guy... You need to follow some rules in order to play your position well. Of course I don't condone cheating, but then again these things happen.

There's a putrid fucking hate for the ones that get help aup the ladder as opposed to the ones that are "self made".

The dude's dude isn't really into being the playing the supporting role in the dating game, but things are changing and as dudes we need to let each others know how to take the supporting role ✊🏾