The Musers The Podcast

July 8, 2026 - This is Part 2 of TMTP LIVE, recorded in front of a sold out audience at the Kessler Theater. Gordon's turn as he both reflects on his relationship with Craig and George, then turns to the audience for a hilarious round of Q&A. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

June 24, 2026 - Recorded live on May 21st, at the historic Kessler Theater, Craig, George and Gordon celebrate the podcast's 1st anniversary by recording a two hour session in front of a sold out audience. Part two will drop on Wednesday, July 8th. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

June 17, 2026 - Is summer really the greatest season, or are we all just nostalgic for being kids? George, Craig and Gordon settle in for a surprisingly passionate debate over summer versus fall, childhood vacations, cookouts, mosquitoes, long days, school calendars and why the first week of June still feels different. Along the way: new socks, dental hygienists, milk with dinner and some of the b...

June 10, 2026 - A truly classic edition of Gordo’s Corner. This week the guys debate the speed of jersey numbers, whether double-zero should exist, the mystery disappearance of car alarms, four-wheel suitcase culture, and the unsettling reality of how pig semen is harvested for medical research. Along the way, Gordon dives into the growing world of automotive surveillance, questions how much priva...

June 3, 2026 - This week the guys take an in-depth look at a topic listeners have loved for years: Craig's legendary Squared Away List. From haircuts, fresh underwear and teeth cleanings to power washing driveways, organizing garages and the eternal debate over balancing a checkbook, the Musers explore the small victories that somehow make life feel a little more under control. Along the way there...

May 27, 2026 - The Musers examine the modern worry plate, from kids, health and money to job anxiety, sports jinxes, climate change, elevator doors and being declared dead just a little too early. It’s a calm, reasoned discussion, until everyone starts worrying about the discussion. themusers.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 20, 2026 - With Junior and George as willing participants, Gordo brings card-shuffling math, death-for-cash hypotheticals, Revolutionary War machine guns, airplane etiquette violations, flying robots, and the scientific breakthrough that gave the world Pig Semen Mickey.  themusers.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 13, 2026 - The Musers consider what it really means to be friends, best friends and the kind of friends who know when to delete your browser history. Along the way, there’s a sold-out live show, Dallasinianites, lifelong buddies, toxic complainers, childhood reconnections, work-wife dynamics and the official proposal for three-piece friendship necklaces. themusers.com Learn more about your ad...

May 7, 2026 - Your Football Friends convene one last time, before a brief hiatus, to both further reflect on the Cowboys' successful draft, hear from DC Parker and also listen in to the fascinating audio from ESPN's "The Pick Is In". Cowboys Weekly will return before training camp, and even may throw down an emergency episode when the schedule is announced. Stay tuned! Learn more about your ad cho...

May 6, 2026 - A big TMTP announcement is followed by a loose conversation that starts with a simple question—would you go back?—and quickly spirals into Dodge City survival plans, Gen Z nostalgia, and whether anyone actually wants to relive their life. The guys bounce from the Old West to ancient Egypt, from vinyl records to future timelines, mixing real reflection with completely impractical time...

April 30, 2026 - The Cowboys made a move, landed Caleb Downs, and suddenly a fan base that usually braces for disappointment is allowing itself to feel something dangerous: optimism. Your Football Friends break down the draft haul, why Downs has people talking superstar before rookie camp, and whether Dallas may have actually changed course on defense. They also dig into Malachi Lawrence, Dee Wint...

April 29, 2026 - Ripped from today's headlines, The Musers wander into one of history’s strangest rabbit holes: presidential assassination attempts, famous misses, forgotten near-misses, and the wildly unwell people behind them. From Andrew Jackson attacking his own would-be killer with a cane, to Teddy Roosevelt taking a bullet and finishing his speech, to Reagan, Ford, and modern chaos, the stor...

April 23, 2026 - It’s NFL Draft week, and your Football Friends are fully in their element. The guys look back at how the draft became one of America’s strangest sports holidays, swap stories from Cowboys drafts of the past, including George accidentally breaking team intel on-air in 1989, and debate whether Dallas should sit tight, trade up, trade down, or trade for a veteran. Plus: Bob’s board,...

April 22, 2016 - The guys unveil long-awaited official Musers merch, complete with shirts, hats, tumblers, and perhaps the greatest promotional item in podcast history: a free pennant. The Musers hit a milestone episode with a heavyweight guest as Troy Aikman joins the podcast for a wide-ranging and surprisingly candid conversation. Troy talks Cowboys frustration, working with the Dolphins, life w...

April 16, 2026 - With the draft looming, the Football Friends convene and immediately spiral into trade charts, mock scenarios, and just enough overconfidence to be dangerous. George, Bob, and Coach Dom debate whether the Cowboys should sit tight at 12 or make a bold move up the board, all while trying to read the minds of 32 front offices that rarely agree with the experts.  From Ohio State defen...

April 15, 2026 - The guys dive into Artemis missions, moon nostalgia, and whether we’re actually heading to Mars or just pretending. Along the way: conspiracy theories get aired out, astronauts apparently smell terrible, and someone suggests solving space travel hygiene by… stepping outside. It’s science, stupidity, and just enough curiosity to make you look up at the sky and wonder what’s out the...

April 9, 2026 - The Cowboys sit at 12 and 20, but the draft may not fall their way. George and Bob break down the “Reality of 12,” where top defensive targets could be gone, and what Dallas should do next. Trade up for a difference-maker? Stay put and trust the board? Or trade back and stack picks? It’s a fast-moving draft blueprint covering best vs. need, realistic scenarios, and how the Cowboys...

April 8, 2026 - Gordo takes over and the show immediately drifts into the kind of territory only he can navigate; somewhere between heartfelt pet stories, questionable science, and debates no one saw coming. Along the way, the guys bounce from animal biology to music history, from band psychology to a chicken coop crime scene, all while occasionally circling back to something resembling a point. I...

April 2, 2026 - Your Fottball Friends sort through what actually mattered from the NFL owners meetings, why Brian Schottenheimer is already winning people over, and what his comments may reveal about the Cowboys’ offseason plan. Then they dig into a linebacker-heavy draft conversation, breaking down the Ohio State stars, CJ Allen, Anthony Hill and Jacob Rodriguez, and what Dallas should do with pi...

April 1, 2026 - With his trusty Gunner stuck wearing the “Cone of Shame,” George turns Episode 37 into a conversation about pets and the outsized impact they have on your life and family. If that sounds like an hour of one thing, think again. There are Junior’s runaway dogs, Gordo’s charming parakeet tale, and Jub wandering into a Star Wars question that may offend a few along the way. Learn more...

March 26, 2026 - Your Football Friends run through the Cowboys’ latest round of mostly modest offseason moves, from Sam Howell and Cobie Durant to what Rashan Gary really changes, while also digging into the technique side of pass rushing and why coaching may matter as much as raw talent for a guy like Sam Williams; they like some of what Dallas has added, but the bigger takeaway is that this stil...

March 25, 2026 - The Musers return from spring break with stories from the road, including one all-time bathroom standoff, then wander into a conversation about fandom and how sports, music, and politics all seem to bring out the same kind of passionate, slightly unhinged behavior. Plus, the college baseball story that gave this episode its title. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastcho...

March 12, 2026 - On this Cowboys edition of The Musers: The Podcast, George and Bob sort through the early wave of Dallas offseason moves and try to figure out what it all adds up to. There’s reaction to the Cowboys’ usual free agency approach, a discussion of whether the defensive overhaul is actually building toward something meaningful, and a look at why it’s hard to judge the plan while the sh...

March 12, 2026 - The big news this week is simple: Gordo’s Corner is back. Back to that perfect lane of strange topics, useless brilliance, and the kind of offbeat discussion that always feels very Musers. For anybody who loves the show at its weirdest, this one will hit the spot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Match 5, 2026 - The Cowboys' offseason is underway and that means one thing: trying to decipher what exactly Jerry Jones is saying from the NFL Combine bus. George and Bob break down the Cowboys’ spending habits, and whether Dallas is actually serious about pushing chips to the center of the table in free agency. They dig into the numbers behind the Cowboys’ massive financial advantage, why that h...