The Movie Rubric

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Many critics assign numbered scores to movies, but very few use a universal system across the board that the audience themselves can use. Here on The Movie Rubric, we narrowed down the 5 most important categories to a films success, and made a grading rubric that we will use to score each movie, much like a teacher would grade a paper, to make sure we give each movie a fair shake, and the same criteria. Join us as we do our best to sound smart, and try even harder to not sound stupid, and review some of the best and worst movies coming out today!

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The Pixar Tier List 02.07.2026 1:17:38

Sit down with us here at the Movie Rubric as we we review and place each Pixar movie in this special episode: The Pixar Tier List!

Episode 72: Toy Story 5 02.07.2026 1:26:34

There's a Rubric in my Boot!

Episode 71: Masters Of The Universe 25.06.2026 56:04

By the power of Rubric, I have the grading scale!

Episode 70: Obsession 28.05.2026 1:03:10

Welcome back to The Movie Ru.... where are you going? I thought we were having a nice listening party? I THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING A NICE LISTENING PARTY. STAY! Oopsie, I'm sorry about that. Thank you for listening!

Episode 69: Sheep Detective 28.05.2026 1:07:24

Welcome back to the Movie Rubric! Put on your best scally hat, light a pipe, and sit down with us as we review the newest Moo Dunnit: The Sheep Detective.

Episode 68: Michael 14.05.2026 1:19:00

Heee Heee! Welcome back to the Movie Rubric! Sit down with us as we review the biopic of everyone's favorite King of Pop, Michael!

Episode 67: The Star Wars Special 14.05.2026 2:26:31

Welcome back! Sit down and join the Movie Rubric as we take a trip down memory lane and review and rate every Star Wars movie, even the good ones!

Episode 66: The Last Jedi Live Listen Along! 14.05.2026 2:32:52

Welcome Back! Join us for our first ever "live" Listen-Along!

Episode 65: The Super Mario Galaxy Movie 13.04.2026 1:19:50

Welcome a back, it's a us, the Movee Rubric!

Episode 64: Undertone 13.04.2026 1:04:36

Hello, and welcome back to the Mo... wait, did you guys here that? No seriously, it sounded like something was in the house. I'm gonna go check it o- Spoopy ghost noises

Episode 63: Project Hail Mary 31.03.2026 1:22:42

Welcome back! Sit down with us as we review the newest hit movie from author Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary! applause applause applause

Episode 62: March Madness 2026 26.03.2026 1:57:59

It's the moooooost, wonderful tiiiime, of the yeeeeeear. Welcome back to what has become one of our favorite yearly traditions, March Madness!

Episode 61: GOAT 20.03.2026 1:50:36

Welcome back! Step into the court of Vinewood with us as we review the newest "should have been a video game movie": GOAT.

Episode 60: Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die! 20.03.2026 1:19:37

Put on your favorite flavor of VR headset and dive into some time travel shenanigans with us in this episode reviewing Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die.

Episode 59: Iron Lung 05.03.2026 1:24:33

Strap in boyo's, we're about to descend. Settle in with us at the bottom of the blood ocean as we discuss Markipliers Indie Film: Iron Lung

Valentines Day Special: The Hottest Men Tier List 16.02.2026 1:44:20

Wowa-wee-wa, what a bunch of good lookin' dudes! This year for Valentines day, we sat down to debate which on screen man we have seen recently is most deserving of the title, hottest man.

Episode 58: 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple 10.02.2026 1:32:36

Welcome back! Join us as we review a movie that may or may not have zombies in it. (Spoiler Alert, it does)

Episode 57: Mercy 07.02.2026 1:11:02

Strap yourselves in to your nearest AI assisted chair and tune in with us as we use cutting edge rubric technology to investigate whether or not Chris Pratt's newest film "Mercy" is guilty of being doodoo or not.

Episode 56: Stranger Things Season 5 26.01.2026 2:29:49

Whoah, why is everything wrong, a TV show? That's kinda backwards, upside down even from our normal content. What's going on!? Oh well, I guess Stranger Things Have Happened...

Episode 55: Primate 21.01.2026 1:45:42

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Episode 54: Anaconda 15.01.2026 1:07:28

Our final episode of Season 3! Join us as we review the oddly polarizing Jack Black and Paul Rudd buddy comedy thriller, Anaconda!

A 2025 Year In Review 06.01.2026 1:50:02

Welcome back Rubric Heads! Sit down with us and enjoy our 2025 year in review! Thank you for taking time out of your lives to listen to us rant, and enjoy movies alongside us! Happy new year!

The 2025 Christmas Special 19.12.2025 2:35:04

Welcome back! Thank you for tuning in this Holiday Season. We hope you had a great year, and have a great Christmas. Please join us next year for another year of (checks notes) movies!

Episode 53: Five Nights At Freddy's 2! 18.12.2025 2:14:16

Welcome back! Sit down and join us as we review everyone favorite furry financed horror/dramedy, Five Nights At Freddy's 2!

Episode 52: Running Man 06.12.2025 1:31:40

Welcome back! Sit down with us and join us as we review Edgar Wrights newest Thriller, Running Man!