The Movie Roulette Podcast

Send us Fan Mail This is your second and final trip to our thanksgiving buffet, so eat up while you can. We’ve got Tic Tacs, light switches, Candy, Chunk, earpearts, Newman, Pickleburgers, Jake Lloyd, Travis Barker (LAME), McBride vs. McCarthy, Hallmark Christmas movies, and more. We’re just L-I-V-I-N! Did you guys notice? Support the show Follow Us Everywhere and Anywhere You Do You Social Medias...

Send us Fan Mail Neal Page is trying to get home for thanksgiving. The problem is that everything that could happen and keep him from getting home…is actually happening. And it’s all because of the annoying, yet lovable, Del Griffith. In this, the only movie that Steve Martin and John Candy ever did together, we are treated to an absolute classic, and THE quintessential thanksgiving movie. How dru...

Send us Fan Mail We have a thanksgiving buffet for you. Aside from GRATITUDE, what’s on the menu? Andy has another crush. Shrout has another tirade about Dawson’s Creek. Jason brings up football again. Soda addictions. Curing blindness via YouTube. Apparently one of our old friends was an extra in an American Pie sequel. Andy tries to wax intellectual about language/dialect, but he flunked HEL twi...

Send us Fan Mail Hello out there all you beautiful turkeys listening to us via your electronic windows to nowhere! It’s thanksgiving season! What happens when some modern pilgrims (aka psycho ren fair wannabes) decide to teach you a proper thanksgiving? You WILL be grateful, you WILL be thankful, you WILL appreciate what you have. If not, it’ll be a bloodbath. Join us as we discuss…Pilgrim! Now, w...

Send us Fan Mail Deeeeeep Riverrrrrrr! Jason and Andy are up to their reading hi-jinx again, and Shrout has had ENOUGH. Green beer bottles are the way to go. Dystopian dreams. Anxiety about anxiety? Is Blink 182 even listenable? We take on the task of dissecting Millencolin lyrics. Bjergen Kjergen! We really just want to sing Motownphilly live at the Tampax/BBD Arena. Subway sucks so bad. Eat fres...

Send us Fan Mail Sam’s rules of Halloween: 1. Wear a costume. 2. Pass out treats. 3. NEVER blow out a jack-o-lantern. 4. ALWAYS check your candy. The characters in our second Halloween themed movie of the season will find out the hard way what happens if you break those rules. We feel that this movie captures the season and spirit of Halloween PERFECTLY. Join us as we discuss the modern classic…Tr...

Send us Fan Mail What the hell is Charades With A Shotgun, you ask? It’s only the worst butt-rock/nu-metal band you’ve never heard of, created by the fastest shower taker in the world, our very own Andy! They have song titles like “Troll Boner”. They all play shirtless and wear wallet chains that go halfway down their legs. It’s disgusting. Speaking of butt-rock, “Lightning Crashes” is the all-tim...

Send us Fan Mail Halloween season is upon us! And oh do we have a fun episode for you! Our first movie of this most glorious season is a classic that is chock full of some extremely underrated dialogue, trolls with two noses, our most hated bullies ever, a super smart goodboy, and Ernest P. Worrell. So go to your fancy treehouse, pull up a chair and some authentic Bulgarian miak, and join us while...

Send us Fan Mail Another smorgasbord of the good stuff from your friends at TMRP in Kansas City. When you’re young, sex appeal is at the root of EVERYTHING. Remembering our first cell phones. Jocks vs freaks. Blink 182? Ewww. Josh Freese is the best Instagrammer. And the most important question in the world… Does a vagina actually feel like warm apple pie? LISTEN TO FIND OUT! Support the show Foll...

Send us Fan Mail No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! We will fight for every man out there who isn't getting laid and should be. THIS is our day. THIS is our time. And, by God, we will not stand by and watch history condemn us into celibacy. Yes. We will make a stand. We will succeed. We will get LAID! On that note, would you eat a pie that’s had a dick in it? Does Andy know...

Send us Fan Mail If you’re a listener, you’ll know that reading really can be an issue for us, and by “us”, we mean “the two guys that aren’t Shrout”. We all know Shrout is an excellent reader. Speaking of him, welcome to Shrout’s Karaoke Corner! We’ve got Bob Seger, Days Of The New, Five For Fighting, and more! People are gettin’ really cranked. Is former Alice In Chains bassist Mike Starr still...

Send us Fan Mail So, there’s this couple. And they leave the big city to go live in the country. And there’s all this funny stuff that happens. And there’s this crazy mailman. And there’s a very sweet dog. And it’s starting to feel like this is some sort of alternate universe version of Clark W. Griswold. And then all of the sudden, it’s a goddamn Christmas movie. And, well, you’re going to have t...

Send us Fan Mail Andy had a dream the other night. In the dream, he was getting ready to go to on a date, so he flat-ironed his pubes. The date was a short trip to Czechoslovakia for some western omelettes. Since he was a dick star, this type of travel was easy. When he realized the podcast studio was haunted, he blasted “Road To Nowhere” by Talking Heads. He then asked the ghost, “do you want som...

Send us Fan Mail Ello! No, I didn’t say hello, I said ello! Yeah, s’right! Can you go wrong starting a movie with David Bowie’s voice crooning at the viewers? NOPE. Is Toby an ugly baby with a weird lumpy head and a receding hairline? YEP. Put that magic jump on me. Slap that baby, make him pee? Are you ready for lots of goofbucketry, tra-la-la? Then come with us on an adventure to Jareth’s codpie...

Send us Fan Mail The boys seem to be at odds more than usual in this one. But they all agree that Taylor Swift is a-ok. Does anyone ever listen to what Shrout is saying? Lou Diamond Phillips sure does have a pointy mouth when he sings. But it’s better than drinking vodka and making lame beats. Imagine Dragons is the McDonald’s of music. Pour yourself some Chicken Cock and come on this adventure wi...

Send us Fan Mail Well, listeners, it appears we have our first biopic on the podcast! Do you know about The Day The Music Died? Spoiler alert, that’s how this movie ends. What movie, you ask? La Bamba! The story of Ritchie Valens quick rise from pure rock and roll dreams to actual rock and roll stardom, with a tragic early ending. And as always, we do some singing in this one. Unfortunately, we’re...

Send us Fan Mail Yo, Smashmouth is terrible. They’re actually worse than terrible. However, Hum rules, and Matt Talbot still has Buddah’s pager number. Speaking of Hardcore Buddah Mustafa, we love the way he says “Calcutta”. Did you all know that Jason is an introvert? I don’t think it has been mentioned previously. Stick around for today’s lesson. It’s chock full of fun, laugher, reminiscing, and...

Send us Fan Mail Are you guys here for Boostock? No? Are you guys here for the podcast? Wait, you don’t like podcasts, you like Taco Bell. Ahh, but this one will be the exception. What happens when a couple of losers invent their own sport and become famous for it? A lot, actually. Even Kato Kaelin makes an appearance! Lots of reminiscing here, as this one was a big impact on all of us. Oh, and we...

Send us Fan Mail We’re not ready to stop talking about dick yet, guys. But we have to blame Stu here, because his gets cut off and apparently we acquired it. Did you know Tipper Gore has her name ran through the blood? Andy holds Wi-Fi passwords from you if you have an attitude. How’s this for a movie rating? Shrout wants you to buy it, but doesn’t have it, Andy bought it, and doesn’t want you to...

Send us Fan Mail “The town’s got a doctor and his name is Rendell, stay away from his house cause he’s the doctor from hell. He chopped up his patients, every last one, and he cut out their hearts, purely for fun!” If you haven’t guessed it, this week we discuss Dr. Giggles! This one is chock full of cheesy one-liners, hilarious kills, and…MAGRUBER?! Not to mention our slick acapella version of th...

Send us Fan Mail What do we have in store for you today?! Cutting room floor gems where we wax intellectual about Michael Jackson, eye black, and grandma candies. By the way, the chocolate Tootsie Pop is the worst. Gavin is traveling to Florida to show off his surfing skills. It’s sad when football stars have above ground pools. Laughter is the best medicine, and we’ve got plenty of it in this cut...

Send us Fan Mail There’s only room for one peewee football team in Urbania, Ohio. The O’Shea brothers will go head to head to find out which of their teams gets to be THE ONE. Icebox, Junior, Rad Tad, Jake, and the rest of these rag-tag players put on their death shrouds and prepare for battle. We are joined by yet another guest, this time it’s… Gavin! (Who the…?) He’s gonna break it all down for...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to another fine cutting room floor edit from the hottest podcast by the hottest dudes. Andy showcases more of his excellent reading skills, which has us asking questions like “why is he talking like that?”, and “why are you reading in that voice?”. We go on tangents about things like Katie Perry being cooler than Michael Bolton, licking between the peace sign, the new seas...

Send us Fan Mail Listeners… what’s happening. We’re going to need you to go ahead and listen to this one. We’ve got a great movie here and we need to sort of play catch up. Ohhhhkay? Did you get that memo about the TPS reports? I’ll go ahead and make sure you get another copy. Please move all your stuff downstairs into Storage B, and join us as we discuss Office Space! Editor’s note: this movie is...

Send us Fan Mail More rehashed quotes and out of context goodness from your resident French speaking podcast! In this one, we have guest hosts Jocelyn Nixon and Denny Matthews. Tongue twisters?! E-bikes that go 28 mph?! Demonic chants in elementary schools?! There’s that word again…woobie. Ricky Sweats also makes another appearance! One is never two. Jocelyn had us dying with her jokes about omele...