The Movie Bluffs

When an Olympic skating disaster goes the wrong way, a desperate little daddy goes to great lengths to save his daughter. Or maybe he just wants to get an Olympic medal, it's hard to say really. email: themoviebluffspodcast@gmail.com patreon: patreon.com/themoviebluffs instagram/tiktok: @themoviebluffs youtube: @themoviebluffspodcast

In today’s episode, The Bluffs go on back to the roaring ‘20s with a spindly young lad just looking for a smooch! Will he find one? Find out now in our take of “The Great Gatsby”, the best book adaptation ever forgotten! email: themoviebluffspodcast@gmail.com patreon: patreon.com/themoviebluffs instagram/tiktok: @themoviebluffs youtube: @themoviebluffspodcast

In this episode, we find out the disastrous history of the Oakland Athletics, as their name gets besmirched and driven into the ground by one man who will fight and kill his way to the top. email: themoviebluffspodcast@gmail.com patreon: patreon.com/themoviebluffs instagram/tiktok: @themoviebluffs youtube: @themoviebluffspodcast

This week, the boys are seeing just how far one man will go to get some revenge for a road rage incident. I’ve heard of drug induced music based sleeper cell style plots before, but this is ridiculous! 
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The Bluffs are shufflin' to their core tonight as they figure out what the heck is driing the world so crazy in this movie that is (technically) starring John Cusack. email: themoviebluffspodcast@gmail.com patreon: patreon.com/themoviebluffs instagram/tiktok: @themoviebluffs youtube: @themoviebluffspodcast

[Reupload due to multiple tracks playing through the beginning. Editor was promptly terminated.] What could go wrong with America's most beloved past time, the daily commute? A lot, apparently. From insurance scams to figuring out how to put his kid through college, Liam Neeson has a big week ahead of him. This week, The Bluffs tackle their hardest challenge yet: keeping a consistent Irish acc...

Woah! What happened? I could have sworn it was just yesterday that our last episode went up...but we must have got caught up in some kind of quantum tornado time machine or something! Anyhoo, the boys brought an honorary Bluff onto the show this time, and we think you're really gonna like him. His name is Joshua James Jackson, and he makes some killer music. Go check out his album "Living...

The Bluffs are watching a movie called Top Gun this episode. I don't think anyone's heard of it, and I don't think anyone will hear of it again. It's a real spiral down the thought of what movies can be green-lit, and I don't think anyone left the set with a job. email: themoviebluffspodcast@gmail.com patreon: patreon.com/themoviebluffs instagram/tiktok: @themoviebluffs

Listeners, I think we can all agree on one thing in this God-forsaken life: parents stink! Thankfully, the Bluffs are here to help you work out all that angst through  a story of taking back power from those that gave you life to begin with, with a little help from some automatons that took the concept of "skin-walker" a little too seriously. I've heard of a bris, but this is ridiculous! emai...

Happy BOO year everyone! Oops, did I scare you? The Bluffs have a bat-tacular episode this week. It's the instant cult classic of 2022, the belle of the ball: Morbius. Jared Let-us in on his little world, his Jared Little world, and we're here to stay! Morbius every episode, baby! email: themoviebluffspodcast@gmail.com patreon: patreon.com/themoviebluffs instagram/tiktok: @themoviebluffs

The Bluffs are back, and they’re blazin’, baby! They love this movie just about as much as they love the taste of that crispy, Cali Kush. But uh oh…the future they spin seems to be free of that great great ganj, and it’s up to two unlikely heroes to make sure that doesn’t happen. email: themoviebluffspodcast@gmail.com patreon: patreon.com/themoviebluffs instagram/tiktok: @themoviebluffs

Uh oh, you thought spooky season was over, but The Bluffs are here to rope you right back in! This week they take you down a river of romance, with a dash of spectral spice…let’s hope you don’t just scream yourself to death while listening >:) email: themoviebluffspodcast@gmail.com patreon: patreon.com/themoviebluffs instagram/tiktok: @themoviebluffs

Wow, I just listened to this episode, and it's left me hungry! This week, The Bluffs whisk us off into a covert mission held between America's top diner franchises, all while snackin' continental and with a sun-roof flapjack! email: themoviebluffspodcast@gmail.com patreon: patreon.com/themoviebluffs instagram/tiktok: @themoviebluffs

Uh oh! The bluffs are tackling two of Reagan's least favorite issues in this episode: drugs, and rap battles! Will they be able to bob and weave their way through these eggshell issues? Of course, they're actually not that sensitive of issues, and I was just trying to build some suspense.

This week, the Bluffs find a secret prequel to the X-Men franchise: the gritty tale of a doctor scorned not by his peers, but by the hubris of his desire for his white whale. HOT POINTS: Undergraduate Xavier, spider vision...spider butt maybe?

Woah! Hope y'all have your sweet teeth ready to rip, the Bluffs are taking you on a tour through an old classic! Daniel Day Lewis has his work cut out for him in his role of a lifetime this episode when he strikes a chocolate deposit, and becomes the world's premiere Candy Baron. HOT POINTS: Crushing cans for God, Dean Puldapart, and "can you think of anything sweeter?"

Two humble street magicians try their best to make it to the top. One's up there, making millions, the other's down here wishing he could be killing him. Come take a ride with us on a horse named "Jealousy" as we see what one man is willing to do for success. Instagram: @themoviebluffs TikTok: @themoviebluffs email: themoviebluffspodcast@gmail.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themoviebluffs

This week the boys find themselves deep in the mud with a rag tag country boy that teaches some life lessons, and just take each situation as they come to them. HOT POINTS: Hobo genie, Darla Debbie Dupont Delilah Peppercorn, and the price of true love.

Hoo boy, the Bluffs really got themselves twisted up in this tale...they turn a simple story of infidelity into a raucous trek through time. Well...just a couple days, that is. HOT POINTS: Tornado time travel, French spunk musk, and UNOFFICIAL SPONSOR: @bang.stickers! Check out our Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/themoviebluffs

Oh boy, I hope y'all are in the Christmas spirit! The Bluffs take you down a road towards killing one of America's most beloved Capitalist symbols himself: ole Saint Nick. HOT POINTS: Easter Island habitat, questionable German accents, and a couple plane rides gone cruelly awry.

You always thought "I.T." stood for "Internet Tonnection", but this week the boys create a new definition of the acronym: Identity Theft. HOT POINTS: All paper coding, hot Pierce-on-wall action, and jimmy rigging a wi-fi hack.

This week, The Bluffs find themselves in the middle of the nineties, where hacking was the craze, and the pizza was free flowing. HOT POINTS: A family legacy pizza website, Sandra Bullock the gamer girl, and gas powered internet.

In this week's episode, the Bluffs tackle the sea life, with all the charm of Frank Sinatra, and all the Marine Biology knowledge of George Castanza. HOT POINTS: Possible false Alzheimer's, a half man/half shark experiment gone wrong, and Samuel L. Jackson just along for the ride.

This week, the boys take you on journey through time, both the future, AND the past! Kurt Russell and his horny little sidekick find love, and hate, in the distant future, and try to get by in a world more metallic than they're used to. HOT POINTS: Robethany, a human poker bet, and Russell's big block head.

This week, the boys teach you a bit about American. Namely, the tragic tale of two much-beloved vigilantes, and the road to stardom two detectives take to catch them. HOT POINTS: Flashback mania, a failed band, and some good ole Chicago deep dish.