Scott Johnson

The Morning Stream

Comedy EN ↓ 1008 episodes

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Author

Scott Johnson

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

frogpants.com

Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

TMS 2937: Buck Blocking Brian 17.12.2025

Crossing the Johnson streams. MAGA hat blazing. I Like Huge Allen Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeys! There Will Be NO Whore Houses In My Christian Minecraft Server! Thank the Lord I'm High. Scott's huge tool. Hannibal and Martha Sitting in a Tree. Blinded By That There Light. Annie are you Car Sick? Guitar man died too early. The Ricky Spencer Experience. Bring Your Shit, I've Got A Shovel. Stuck in...

TMS 2936: Cough Point Blank 16.12.2025

Diplomatic Credulity. Rampage Cushion. Looking Like A Smurf Down There! Don't Wander Into That Water. Awkwardness Grenade. Too Busy to go to Hell. Serious Sandler. Mall Santa gets Covid for Christmas. Some French Bullshit... It's OK, My Brother's A Stereotype! Byebye Chicken And Watermelon. I Wrote Myself a Note, About What I do not Know. My Mom's Mouth Shape. I Don't Like Expired Vegan Gummieeeee...

TMS 2935: Moscow Donkey 15.12.2025

Gentleman's Club... Now With Women! A Lot Of Dude Stuff. Attorney Genital. Protect Jed and Melva at ALL COSTS! Cosi Fan Tutti Frutti. Two Brians and a Frankenberg! Mary Steamburger. Wobbly Polygons. Melva, you got any cash? The Ham and Cheese operas. It's Gary Cole, Man! The Gap's Got Gaps w Brian Dunaway. Christmas In Your Face. Slit Ends. Questionable TV in the bedroom with Nicole and more on th...

TMS 2934: Raw Chicken Patterns 11.12.2025

THE CHICKEN IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE! Prolapsed Woopie. The Farting is Probably on the Menu. Snipping the Tip. Oatie Face. Taco Bell at 250 Pesos. Every airport has a train. Thank you for being a Brent. Almost Six Five-hundreds. When in Doubt, Throw it OUT. Non-Decorative Hobbies. Oh Hi, the Brian Dunaway Story. An Actual Woman. Lost Driveways. What kind of dog is this, with Wendi and more...

TMS 2933: Mom Mothma 10.12.2025

Luke and Leia Butthole. The Littlest Mermaid. Mrs. Mad Max. Scott and Brian are the new Statler And Waldorf. Out Of Mothers. Hot and Boring and Slow. I'll do 9 holes if it is the right group. Taking Another McCllunky. Ellen DeGeneres Ripley. Half Bloated Corpse of a Cow on the Street. Banana-rama-ding-dong. Sideways fishing. Scott loves to Bait. Planning for the Unplannable. There's always a bigge...

TMS 2932: Undead Driveway Chicken 09.12.2025

Smoke Salt Everyday. Drive by chickening. I Don't Like Chickens That Are ZOMBEEEEEEES! I don't BEEPING like BEEPING Beach BEEPING Balls. Big Milky Film... Plate tester. One Plastic Button Too Tight. Little Nib Nibbler. Busted for Being Dipshits. Brian's Budgie Smugglers. Welcome Home Larry. The Stink Of Dairy. Doctor Smeary Who. Crappy Copies of Everything. Fat Squirrel Fall with Bill and more on...

TMS 2931: Very Semi-Regular 08.12.2025

Meta, That's No Moon. Martian Dust Devils. Everyone Wing Chun Tonight. Lightning Zero. All I Can Afford is a Monday. Full Hasidic Hitman. You'll have no hot dogs, no potato chips and no Lt. Yar! A SNEAK FROM BEHIND WITH DUNAWAY. What's Up Drafts? Mad Max counter RESET. I Do Like Matthew Rheeeeeeeees. Everybody. Blame Some Body. The Whirlypigs of Time bring their revenges. Vertical Updrafts FTW. Di...

TMS 2930: Hobo Sardines 04.12.2025

The Internet Comes On Computers Now. Heavily Nude. Curdy and Chunky. How many moons does Tony Hawk have? Just Fishy Enough. 26 Bones Burger. Spindle Bindle. Is it Too Early For a Sardine Taco. Fire Up Up. Lord of the Tears. Uncooked Egg Stuff. The Key to Good Gift Giving --- KIM. Do trivia properly, come on it's not rocket science! I assumed a dude. Poop Or Die with Wendi and more on this episode...

TMS 2929: Utah Sober 03.12.2025

Dunaway's Island of Lost Controllers. The Nerd Countdown has Begun! Bond Villain Minky Couture. Night Puker. Pac Man. Four-nippled Vader. Crevass - When it's the size of Yo Momma's Ass. Infamous Atari Games. Adventure, isn't that the game with the angry duck and the key? Synced for Good. Sora is in the Tadpool! Rip up your inner bits. Micronaut Really. We've failed as a species, haven't me. Quantu...

TMS 2928: Vegetation Thing 02.12.2025

Me So Phony. Age Appropriate Creepiness. Ussy Galore. Is There a Band Called The Band Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. My Man Thing Smells. We Dropped A Lot of Tools. Appropriately aged crush. Enshitificating Aura Farming for Rage Baiting. The Last Christoph Waltz. Swamp Thing Smells Like Flowers. 52 Socket Pick Up. That's not how caviar works. Aw, the Bigaboop! Goats are Dicks, and This Prov...

TMS 2927: More Meaty, Less Fat 01.12.2025

Red On Air Phone Case. Perpetually Surprised by the 1st of the Month. A Steady Number Two. Defying Decency! Version 5 Is Alive. Need More Purge Towers! Isn't there a light called Red On-Air something. All The Theatre Ladies, All The Theatre Ladies. That's Some Wicked Jibber-Jabber. Talking During the Do Not Talk Talk. Don't go to the movies if you're dumb. Human plane plug. Power Glare. Gitter. De...

TMS 2926: Pop Tart Inception 26.11.2025

Pull the lips apart and blow. Every kid needs a whoopie cushion. Straw tart blow berry pop torch with Dunaway. Appropriately sized Grinch. Every fart is funny when you're six. Cushion Regrets. Christmas village appropriation. Three Holes In A Bottom!! Always call the garage door guy. International Eating Holidays. What is the apple jacks flavor? Shoe breakfast. Paprika dump. Three fume sleep. Whip...

TMS 2925: Highly Ironic Acid 25.11.2025

Boring to the Future. Dental Dammit. Daft Sabbath. It's 100 percent Nikki, maybe. Nudity Clause. Killing Baby Mendoza. Sorry Logan. Duplo my face and tell me that you love me. Super kinda gay. In Soviet Russia, robot is replaced by you! Feel my fake abs. More poop than shark. Time travel happens, I already told you this next week. Anti-Fascist Prophylactic. Tell That To My Back & Kneeeeeeeeeee...

TMS 2924: Bread Hat 24.11.2025

Better dick cumberbatch. Giant Frog Bong. The Brain is the Window to the Colon. I need this finger for my mouse and this one for driving. NO Lt Yar...'s Revenge! Pulling the Dunaway in. Never Go To Crystal Gayle's House For Soup. Guy Piercings. Mein Cousin. Gah! Linda! Going Full Nicole with Scott. Hot chocolate munchies. O Canada, your health care shines on thee! Maple rhymes with snow. I would r...

TMS FRIDAY: Nobody's Eating Cotton 21.11.2025

WE LOST POWER IN POST! But on this TMS, I Can't Believe It's Not Fake Butter. Strong Deyboo with Monica. All dressed and ready, like potato chips. Nobody's Eating Cotton. Smells Like China. Elevator Horror. A different kind of horny. Wick'd for Good. Someone Felt The Other Guy. What shit do I have laying around my desk. Filament Test Boogers. Persnickety is the Word.  Hosted on Acast. See aca...

TMS 2923: Beaver Charger 19.11.2025

Don't put car batteries in your pants. I could lick a car for days. Pee Pickle Porcupine. I don't like greasy keeeeeeeeeeys! Depantsing Dracula. Still Can't Get the Hang of Wednesdays. Wandering Vegas looking for a Special Noodle. Coke Zero is Better Than Diet Coke: DISCUSS. Non-adhesive condiments. Driveolepsy. Greazy Keyboard. You'll have no alcohol, no guns and no Lt. Yar! Don't Dogorrito and D...

TMS 2922: Yoober 18.11.2025

Scott Forgot Where The Knob Is. Crouching Bacon, Hidden Devil. I blessed the rains down in Las Vegas. Brian Picks Up Teenagers. Time To Remake The Last Rat-Boy Fighter, Hollywood!! You Get NO Formula One, NO Football & NO Lt Yar! Miss Hulkingtons Attic of Garbature. Babydust. K Pop Cloud Hunters. Scott loves big dogs and he cannot lie. Importing The Boys with Amy. Virginia is for Pedros. Maybe...

TMS 2921: The Good Oil 13.11.2025

No Colored Filament, I'll just make do with Black. Dropping the Eff. K-Pop Badoo Badop. We are living in a SOCIETY!! The Army Of Weirdos. Where's the meat? You're so close! Well-Trained in Alcohol. Luke J. Skywalker. Sucker for Structure. Lil Cussbag. Would you like Geritol with that? I don't like ChatGPT degrees... Maybe it's Taco Bell? Maybe it's Salmonella. Darth Micheal Vader. Harvesting Potat...

TMS 2920: Pass 12.11.2025

Tickled Out of Existence. I Need More Proteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeein! Pink Johnson. Scott's love of meat is renowned. You WILL DRINK your warm milkshake!! The Better End of the Baseball. The Kingdom of Utah. Spitz It Out. Nurri is not a paid sponsor... yet. Is This a Soda For ANTS. Best Dam Bikeride. Sheep Dip Mountain: Taste the Wool! Hank Seinfeld and Jerry Hill. Fresh Hot Dunaway. A Whi...

TMS 2919: Shake My Face 11.11.2025

Puke Once, Shame On You, Puke Twice, Shame On Me. Did he do aqua ducts? Bookends on the Barf Journey. Garbage but not in a Band way. In case of Gorilla break glass. May Your Balls Be Perpetual. A tasty Dupars pancake. Big Stoopid Buttons. Religious Sixes. Is that a mosquito D? Cracker island has a shit beach. Scatter like flies! he can't get all of us! Smothered burrito, hold the botulism. It's ro...

TMS 2918: Ernest Does Dallas 10.11.2025

TEMU Ironsides. You can eat GRAPES! The Paintball Arena Of Death! TMS Goes On, Whether You Like It Or Not. Menunos-Style Middle Bits. There's a Shitter Right Over There. I Don't Like Empty Moviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies. 50 Shades of Erin Grey. Crispin Glover Finally Makes Sense! Doctor Sheeple. HVAC Badlands. 2 Erins 1 Dunaway. People Died for This Documentary. Help me Abi Nobi. Comet Barnacles w...

TMS 2917: Mental Condoms 06.11.2025

Pop Socket and Chin Hammer. Go Go Gadget Grandma! Pika Chew. The Weighted Knob. Corduroy Slander. Lyfting Loquacious Ladies. Let me cry like a Real Baby. Utopia has Fallen. Giving Tina the Mango. Scott Ruins Brownies. Play in the Dark, While the Wife Sleeps. Nearly Bobbited. The Third John Wayne. 15 Minutes of Public Weiner. If you thought you had problems before - Call now, and more on this episo...

TMS 2916: Ninjas Stole My Woman 05.11.2025

Weird Banging to Leonard Cohen. Cussin' Dunaway. Schwarzenegger Face. Salad with a side of Pizza. A taste of The Duke. Alan Moore. Never Happy. Paging Doctor Blonde Guy. We Went Gay Instead! Deep Frying Your Bicycle Seat. Is pizza a pie because I really want to know? Dark Ass Syrup. Put on your Guy Fawkes mask and burn stuff. Willow and the other girl. A car full of ravioli. What Most People Call...

TMS 2915: A Oui Argument 04.11.2025

Weenis Penis Dingle Dong. Red On Air Deaf Woman. What The Fork!? How About the LA Law Way: Dr Pulaski Down the Elevator Shaft? I love a lil'whip. Most Science Is Out of Spite. Pecker inspired drone. I Don't Like Goats With CTEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Harry Dean Stockwell. Pinball Dreams. The Over Under Chicken Sandwich. I am aware this is murder, but... Those Damn Poutines. Creamy Heist. Spi...

TMS 2914: Plemonade 03.11.2025

Nabooboos. Oops, All Pockets. Complaining Like a Ninny. 7 day elbow zit. Paranormal tape activity. SOUP SEASON! Turned Based Skype. What takes too long? Everything. Mmmm Velvety. Mallderaan. Gin Should be Gin Flavored. Is it too early for a Spatchcock Turkey. Lube the deck. It Was Mom, Not Me! Major Spoilers Variant Holofoil Blind Bag with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Ho...

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