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Happy Birthday, Christ, Nice to Meet You. Tristan sleeps in. Oops All Meth Berries! Appalled by Paul Paul. 50 shades of Bad. No One Cares About Year One. The Three Kings gave Jesus Gold, Incense, and Street Drugs. so many Wongs, it must be right. Here's Bernie's Hole. Retained Their Puffy Nature. If you recognize these Hallmark movie titles, your name might be Kim. Still waiting for that Best Deca...

What Was The Name Of The Ship In Star Trek: Enterprise? USS Nistmaru. Chicken Popper Junior. Two Wong's Make a Right. You Can't Handle the Tooth! The floor is now in your mouth. You Can't Go 'Wong' With Benedict! Now You're Playing With Dog Power. Butt-Slapping Tooth Man! Chipolte's Ship? Delayed Gratification. Patrick Romulan Warbirdon. Poking in the bum with your thumbs with Randy and more on th...

Tobey had his Peter Parker out. It Stays Runny In The Can. old man Johnson goes to the movies. I Liked Him As An Actor, Until I Saw His Penis! I Don't Like Shower Honeeeeeeeeeeeey! The minions shall inherit the food court. Covered In A Thin Layer Of Buttery Greeze. Basement Level Drug Users. It's Nearly The End Of This Dumb Year. And the toilet had a turd. We all had the same gasp and You Know Whe...

Touch your ball to the screen. I Like The Sacramento Beeeeee! Heavy is the Tooth That Needs a Crown. I Was Joe Pizzaman! Wasabi Birthday Oil Taste featuring the Yellow Unit. Prime Your Hole. Where Does He Get Such Wonderful Paints?!? On Tour With 'Maggot Therapy'! Short and Curly and Strong and Burly. Tweaking, Twerking, Booping, Bopping. Brian forgot the alcohol hole! I'm With Question Mark. I'm...

Spicy and Huge, Let's Pinch and Scream! Baby Punching Rules and Regulations. Joust 2: Joust the Two of Us. QUIT EATING THE SQUID! I got a bone in mine. He's Got His Virgin Thing and His Deal. Dangly Tentacles of Consent. A Regular Marriage-Themed Wedding. Redundant Second Weiner. Seems Fungible To Me! First Rule of Mom Fight Club. Carter would punch her dad for a hot pocket. Klingons Consummate by...

You Can Really Taste the Conclusion. What's The Scarcity, Kenneth? From Zero to Horse carcass in the toilet in 1.8 seconds. Give Me The Monkey Numbers!!! My Dinner With Uncle Omicron. Suspiciously Moist Nuts! Prefer angry pig to dried squid. Address The Thong. It Was The Monkeys, Marty! All on the 21s. The Road to Mondegreen. Overtly Asian. Sweet and Sour. Just like it's spoiled. Finding a peanut...

Gordon is the Shizapoo. History by Scott. My immune system said Too Much Hassle. This is Your Uhhhhh Captain Uhhhhh Handcuffing. I hear dead people laughing. How Many Langwridges do You Speak? Better Living thru Christmas tree. Let the nightmares commence! Remote Start THIS! When Life Gives You Cookies, Make Sunshine. Uncle Ben vs Uncle Owen. McSteamy is just McSweaty now. COVID Cleanup, Aisle 6....

I Blame The Weenie Rockets! Talking Out Loud With Your Mouth. What’s Your Fury Road Anniversary? Hello God It’s Me, Hallmark. Brian’s Half Marble Guest Stars. Who Has The One Ball? How frequent is your REM sleep, Kenneth? Anyplicity, Starring Michael Keaton! I can’t say PENIS. Dave Bautista is your Holy Ghost. Hawkeye? No? Not Hawkeye? Pacific Theater Booster. Keep an eye on my straw. Ringing the...

Does Podcasting Ring a Bell? Nipples always come up. Internet killed the radio star. The 12th Fifth Beatle. Hey Jude! I Loved Sean More! Why Can't We Get Back To Eating Tuna-Safe Dolphin?!? Stored in your memory deal. The card says get. I Don't Like Geeeeese! He's ALMOST The Martian! We Named the Dog Martha. I made these cat turds out of resin with Bill! Practice Good Nipple-Self Care with ICE ICE...

Millennium Effin. And just like that, stocks went down! Jizz Lane Maxwell. BBQ Flavored Multi-Pass. If You Can Dodge a Ball, You Can Pop an Eye!! The MOST Karen-Assed Karen-Ass Bullshit! Opi Ka Dobi: Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time. Lazarus of Pelaton. You EARNED An Eff-You! Arria And The Weird Dragon-Thing. By We I mean You. falalalala lalala hockey. No drugs, just bongs. Froste...

The Point is that the Funny Thing is. Covid Testacular. Don't Dox the Doc. Books are Podcasts for your Eyes. EffTweek. Yelly Phone Rant. It Really Is Funny This Time! 25-point Impact text having horse-pills. It's Nothing to Puke Over. Free sample?!? Making big things seem small. Read This with Amy and more on this episode of TMSPM. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hos...

Seinfeld Curious. Customs Agents are Little Seizers. And I says, I says. What's the deal with these Seinfeld episodes? Half an Inch is All the Way In. Deep Penetration Swabbing. I'm No Doctor. I Don't Even Play One on TV. The New Karate Detective! Full hog up your nose. Happy Birthday Teri Hatcher. Inflamed Reich Sinus. You want Scientology? That's how you get Scientology. Cara De vigga jee. Tom's...

Señor Citizen! Taco Bell Hallmark Lesbians. What's this? What's this? There's fingers everywhere. Canadian Colon Coins. Unnatural Goat Sex. I felt them pulling the tube out of me. But not in a good way. The Elephants are coming. Friends Don't Let Friends Sell Lerggings! Low Rent George Clooney. Freaky People Doing Freaky Things. Bigfoot Urkel. Shut Your Speaker-Grate, Alexa! What color is your sto...

Grazing the Nuts of Jimmy Stewart. Fetching Foreskins. Her Bosoms are Fantastic. One skin, two skin, blue skin, fore skin. Colonoscopy Watch 2021. Dickens N Chickens N Foreskin Bags. Casual Shirtless Santa. Our time of the month with Gidgit. Down Under, They Just Send in Poop Samples. The Rankin Bass Weed Smoking Puppet Guys. Heretic Palindrome. Nothing was odd until I heard the door knock. A comb...

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I don't want your bong art NFTeeeees. The Omarosa Variant. Not a Baldwin Baldwin. Dave Thomas is Both Dead AND Alive. Next Up, Number A! There Are Many Corona Flavors You Can Get. Paul Hayden Church-amotti. a New York Attitude in a Kentucky Body. Making Tina Cry for Fun and Profit. Hortons Hears a Bieb. Oh My Cron. It's a little money. Not a lot of money. A little money. They don't ask when you're...

Tadpool Santa knows if you've been bad. Break me off a piece of that particle board. MEANWHILE, At The Hall Of Cocaine! Always blame the toddlers. Homeless Bags. Death By Chowder! Danny Elfman Toddler. The Fly Said No! No! No! I Did It All For the Nucky. P T Ass D. Give me Freddy's or give me death. Original Flavor Covid. A Reptile Disfunction in Bed. It's going to cost a lot of Monday. Diabetes p...

Our Long National MeepMare. It Mostly Meeps at Night... Mostly. There Were Five Meeps! I don't like Meeeeeeeeeeeeeps! Naked, cold, and meeping. No Meeps since the other Meeps. It's Meeping From Inside The Wall! Five Meeps are more than Two. Living my worst Meep-mare. Five Meeps Means End Of Life! The Day the Meeps Died. I'm sorry, the card says Meeps. Only Night Meeping. I call them Meeps. Major M...

If That's Mild, We're In Trouble. $2 More For Flinching! I don't like Beeee Cheeeeeeeeeeses. Forks Scat in the Microwave. Suck on a Butterbullet. No More Mister Mice Guy! How best to warm your wiener, today on TMS. I Fell In Love With A Woman From The Sunday Comics That Nobody Reads. Are you worthy to taste Alice Cooper's Hot Sauces? It's got chunks. We're all gonna die! Take That You Tube Guy! Sh...

The 108-Year-Old Virgin. El Methhead Loco. Office Depot to Home Depot Train Line. One of My Wackadoo Family. MAGAvitamins. Cookies with Wookies. Teabag Gucci. You be tapping while I be arting. Sucking you into the machine. She's not tired, she's tired of you. A Virgin stripper cocktail waitress. You Weren't alive, SHUT UP! Movie Pass Gasses Up Again. Disney's Big Dump With Stephen and more on this...

What Famous Dead Person do You Want? Nearly Strangled Nick. All About The Thanksgiving Shawarma. Get the nookie and put it on your cookie. It gives the Pink Stuff to the Baboon or it gets the hose again. There's Ones in January AND November. Just Stop Harvesting. GameCube Rice Cooker. Do a Booster in the Back. His name was Colt, he was a wrestler. I'd Have To Keep Him In A Room. I prefer a hard bi...

Three Meeps in a Row. Dave Is My Printer. Turkey PANIC! Shimmying The Monkeys Left & Right. Unlock The Shit From The Dead! How Many Monkeys Can you Fit on your pole? Old Man CO2. I Liked Him Before He Died. The Little Short Guy that with the Rock. Pre-load your outrage. You ARE part of the problem. The Red Leather Suit. Who's a Great Comedian AND a Great Person? Jumping to Assumptions with Tom...

He who controls the VPN controls the universe. A Corpse is a Corpse of Course of Course: I am Medical Ed. Mi Corazon Es El Breako! Always Be Checkin toilets. Straight A's in Blood Class. I'm Thinking The Choad Area. There's a Snake in My Loo!! Hey it's mini but it gets the job done. Switched at Conception. I don't like my candy with weeeeeeeeed! What If... Joki watched Parasite? It's JKGrammer's F...

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