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Mansplaining Boob Sweat. Money for Nothing and the Super Chix for free. A Cubic Mass of Giraffes. Windmills are BS. Beefy Boob Unit. STOP! Escher Time! The Sand Flies Were After Our Brightly-Colored Balls! Acheesement Unlocked. A Soft Chicken Opening. Should Have Stopped At Butthole. She had a FARTattack. Pee on Porpoise. It's Gotta Be Not May. Podcasts: Jokes in a Jar. Using Dial-up with Bill. Mo...

Plenty of Cocks with Amy. Bad UTAH Connection. I don't like whizzy cheeeeeeeese. Eat it on a Flip Flop, in the Clip Clop. Baby's do well in car accidents cause they're drunk. Chuck's hairy arm. Stonehenge closes in 30 Minutes. Cheese Yoda Style. I'm Irish, I know things. Up Or Down On The Sheep. I Wanna Go In Your Sleep. Chevy Fieri. The one with all the accessories. Go to Philly, See its Crack. N...

He Was Only A Sub Dentist. I don't like pulling teeeeeeth? Mavis Beacon Teaches Golf. Lower High School Poopy. Super Soldier Butt Plug. Can I Pop In Here And Be A Little Thing? They're All Plastic And Stupid. Bionisize Yo-self!! Ship it with liquid. Slippery Little Booger Remote. 23 hour fitness. Nobody Says SNES. Stubsack. British Actors AND People. Ducking Trackers With Tom. Exploding Cows With...

The Audience Is Naked. Twirly Fish Sandwiches. Super Long-Haired Sausage Dogs. Keep on CPappin'. Orlando, we have a problem! Dinosaurs from the Dinosaur Times. Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves Alive, the Other Still Leaves but In a Bag or Something. We All Went Body Blow. Lady iBeth. Shut Up, I Already Voted! Which Wave Exposed You to Ska? Paying to Have Things Put in My Mouth. A Wife with COVID is a...

Done with a Marvel. Here we go a-floundering. Why Isn't He Called He-Hulk? Going down a monkey hole. Talking a Stand. Marv Stone, action journalist. Fish 'n' Chips... OR EXTRA Fish 'n' Chips? Buster Keaton was Alive! White Man Combo Meal problems. Benedict Ratzenberger. Deny that, YOU CAN'T! It doesn't suck, until it does. Samplin Janes Fudge. TMS suggests you do your own research. Full-Throated S...

Too Sexy For My Doctor. Smokin' the Clover. Didja Ever Lose Your Skarsgard? That's How Boobies Work. Et Tu Kaiser Permanente? Roll Over, Roll Over, Green Grass and Clover. Sour cream if ya nasty. People Magazine. Made for People. By People. Using People. Beware The Clouds Of Gnats. Yo Quiero Pizza Mexicano. Car and Table Magazine. When Maych Ends. Eating More Melons With Tom. Differently Sexy Isn'...

I don't like milkshake peeeeeeeeee. Scott ordered 5 guys and enjoyed every second of it! Urine for a great shake. A Pot in Every Chicken. A Whack is Technically a Stroke. Food Grade Fibrous Scaffolding. All Coked Up on Cans. Black velvet and that little Tiger's fire. Anthony Garcia, famous actor. Chinese Spy Has Can-Do Spirit. Get your Junk in the middle. This disease is annoying. They all go by t...

You're Supposed To Suck It. It's Morbin' Time! A Loud and Thunderous F-Bomb. KKK Regional Manager. Less White than Grandpa. Catch your own crabs. Kicked in the Tea-Balls. Three Passes Through the Still. Star Wars Squashed the Micronauts. Fill it with My Hose. Minimum filter, maximum output. This Drink is Porn. He was racist, which was hilarious. Pablo McGillicuddy. The Dumbest Dumb that Ever Dumbe...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Buick? For the Love of Metallica. I don't like dryer cheeeeeeeese!! I name all my Colons: Powell. Racks, Ball Hitches and Luuuuuuuuube. There's a hole in the roof rack! I could lick a car for hours. Panic while Scott jiggles it. Perkins: We have GILFs. Kia Cilantro. Dojo Cat. I Don't Have a problem with Ryan Shaving His Privates. Spicy, Sexy Bo...

Round Up the Fruit-Haters! Don't Disparage Those Frosted Tips. Never mix your fruit beer. I hAtE tHe TiNA vOIce!! No Gummies... Brought to Utah... By Me. A Sockfull of Coke. Fill Thanos' void. I had THREE BEERS! I'll have a scoop of Wet Dishrag. Lauren Butter Becan. Isn't there a Julia Child documentary called Julia something? Bill is Laserbutt15. Loops and Holes, Baby! Loops and Holes. One Math o...

Enjoying the Bean. OnlyFans Bag Tier? Highly Cultured Yogurt Dreams. Did you Spell Wyusa O. R. G. Y.? What If It's A Butthole? Murder She Wrote and Committed. Licking My Grandmother's Neck. 3 Bedroom, 2 bath, 1 used condom. Epidemepeazeologists. Keep Milkin Dem Oats. When You Put Capade On Something its a performance. EV Humveeeeeeee! Zurple To His Friends! So easy even Scott can use it. Teabaggin...

One Chore Per Mom. Wraaapped in fabric. Bitchy Scampi with a side of Eyerolls. Ordering a Corona at Corona during Corona. You play that game with three fingers. I'm going to sit here and eat this bread. More nipples for your dollar. MC Moviesalot. Garth's Lady Tremors. Turned On By Frozen Peas. You Didn't Make Your Tacos, You Ordered Fajitas. Grover Cleveland, Executioner. Young Gerald Ford was a...

He's Science Disco Ball Jesus! Red on air fraggle. The Frogpants of Vegas. I bet the Dictionary of Sarcasm is SOOOOOO useful. Extra Virgin Arcade Machine. Cinco del Miracle Whip. Roach Clip posers. First, let me take a selfie. The Vuh-Jays. You REALLY Have That Hat?!? I PROMISE I Wasn't Fixated On The Nipples! The Plaza's Soul, Face, and All Other Parts. He's Averagely Tall! Unruly Scotsmen with A...

Potato Wally-Tacker! A Mystery Wrapped in a Riddle Baked in a Conundrum Smothered in Secret Sauce. Biting the House that Feeds You. Not pooping for 7 days is not great on the back-end. Look in its little butthole. Lost in a field of Heathers. Sprinkles and the Donnettes. The Sound of THX Silence. Celebrity Slapped Hot Sauce. Offending the dog's organ. Oh Winchester you're such an a-hole. Krull, Cr...

Skid Marks The Spot. I Was Looking for Tractors and Saw Someone Getting Plowed. Smell my sardine fingers. Scott Does Math. Red Robins in Cardinal Directions. No offense to any Jeffs. Racist, but Good Racist. Mickey Mouse is Not a Smurf. I Don't Trust Jeff's Bulgarian Restaurant! Mummifried. There's A Machete In The Other Wall. A Gangly Weirdo. Do You Want to be After Kanye? Bill And The Circle Of...

What happens in Vegas gets discussed at length on the show. Edibles Arrangement. I Destroyed Her Butt. Draft Dodgers. Stay High-drated. Derrick Morpheus. Oh what a feeling, that projector on the Ceiling. I'm Here to See Sexy Acid Lady. Parking Lot Penis Stain. Professor Salt and Dr. Pepper. He committed a runcible! Just a Simple Mint. Handcuffed to a bench. They call Scott Mellow Yellow. What's Hi...

Hakuna Your Tatas. PILF: Podcaster I'd Like to Friend. Brian Was The Crazy Neighbor The Entire Time! The Ruff is on Fire! The Mayor is an Ass. 50 ways to describe your boobs. Elmo's Glue. Don't talk about Fight Club Soap. Large Fluffy Black Man. Indian Penile Court! The eyes have it! You're Somebody's ASMR! I could do something cool, or I could just eat a bag of chips. Someone DOES have a dog in T...

I don't like cottage cheeeeeeeeeese. 4/20, or as We Say in Colorado: Wednesday. In BJ Territory. Sleeping Kinky. A Different Matt. MMmmmmmmmm, Peach Meat. Bad food is like a shiny Pokemon. One PARTICULAR Batman Movie. Kinked your hose the wrong way. Laughing Morning-Show-Guy Stuff. Scott Counts Dead People. All my balls in the air. I've been to MeoWolf but I've never been to me. Large Curds with T...

Golf-Course Landing Curmudgeon. I don't like Qwesleeeeeeeeeeeey. Indiana Jones And The Lost Fleabag. Is it too early to get a mani pedi? I want to play Zippy Monkey. Pornle. Hong Kong has a small one. Dr. Strange's Mexican Pizza. Single Female Lawyer Wife of Han Solo. Step-Mom Explains COVID to Horny Step-Son. Free Flast Plass! My Love of Pi is irrational. See my Gnarly feet in Vegas. Hawaii is LA...

Wipe off your Moist Points. You hide them in thee Pussy(willows). Make a room for a little Hashhouse in your soul. Sir Grapefellow, Lord of Marshmallows. Consolidate Your Ramkins! I Shakshuka the Sheriff. My Milksnake brings all the boys to they yard. I'm an aphid, can you milk me? Precariously Close To A Turd. Bus Boys love a nice stack. Over Hard For Four Hours. Five dollar bill hunting. Regiona...

She knows my sensitive area. Scott hurts a small Mexican man. Be a do-gooder after Vegas. Canadian N word. Lower Back Mumble Bumble. Never Take a Job from a guy named Blow. Don't throw away a perfectly good bone! I sleep on your pinball machine. The New 2022 Chevy Combinara! puddle of refried beans. Mario does some weird shit. App Time! Your quick questions and more on this episode of TMSPM. Learn...

Fresh Bag of Mitsuba's in Vegas. X-Chicken: Eat Here, You Mutie! Ze Germans Don't Sell Cheetooooooooos. The Craiggiest Craig to Have Ever Craiged. Authors Should Just Shut Up and Type. Two Weeks, Stage Three. Dazzler was having a moment. Human Equivalent Of Pop Up Video. The Meta Cut is the Deepest with Tom. It's Your Farts, Marty! Not Enough Moisture this year. Take our Sweet Sweet Water. Brian D...

Pull Her Boobs Out of the Soup. Have You Ever Seen Paper Underwear?!? Even For The 80s, That's A Really Huge Bush. Live, Die, Rinse, Repeat. I Don't Like Naked Sushiiiiiiiii! He's Not Overweight! He's Undertall! Banana Robot? I Don't See the Appeal. Grand Admiral Charlize Thrawn. The more jewelry you wear, they more naked you are. New Colon Smell. Warmly Rejected by Playboy. Banana Success Rate. C...

Assault with a Deadly Bunny. The slow fall of a fat man on a bike. Cocked Locked and Ready To Rock. Trader Joe's Horth Paith. Don't Pee on your Knees! Exit Vomit Is Your Vomit. Chafing my moist meat. This Whopper Doesn't Whop. Daily Recommended Bowl of Garbage. Korken?!? I Hardly Know Them! Everywhere all the time up the thing. Soaking in Beef Water. Appropriate Sucking. Bucky's Cheek-Lifters. Sma...

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