Scott Johnson

The Morning Stream

Comedy EN ↓ 1008 episodes

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Author

Scott Johnson

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

frogpants.com

Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

TMS 2445: Stray Chicklet 30.03.2023

Brian Eat, Craps, and Leaves Vegas. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, even if it's wrong. The FULL Irish. Monkey see. Monkey can't be bothered to do. Mr Dot McGoo. Microsoft Bingos 95. I am Grogroot. Gym Bros, Working Out Everything But Their Issues. What is this horse doing here and why is it named Charlie? What about the old guy with the bowl of Kix? Judge a Breakfast Place by Its Pancakes....

TMS 2444: Passive Aggressive Bingo 29.03.2023

The Left-Handed are Sinister. I'm Brian Ibbott, Prepare to be Touched! We had Zoe at Bacon. Seriously, I'm not drunk. I've only had 15 drinks so far. No Strip Trip. Kia Soul gets Tired. Schrodinger's Revolving Restaurant. In The Territory Of Awkward. Baby Fart Doodoo dododo (like Dunaway). Welcome to the Hotel Wifi Brian. Such a lovely face. It's not just for the gambling. There's also the hookers...

TMS 2443: The Singular Peanut 28.03.2023

GOLDFILLLING! We've Lost Left Strutter! OH NO WE'RE GOING TO DIE!... j/k wanna marry me? Mind if I record this in case we crash? Rage against the burrito. Is our show always this gross. A Giant Fart in the Sky. Is there a doctor on the podcast? and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...

TMS 2442: Plain White Tea 27.03.2023

A bicycle built for poo. I don't like Stewieeeeee. The Avengers: Edamame. Premature Disconnection. Ancient bacterial cultures, huh? Stupid Farmer's Almanac Predictions. Mr Blue Sky with Groot... AND A CAVEMAN! Mumblin' Cotton-eye Joe. Accidental AHole. Dude! Just buy some filament. Big Coffee Has Been Lying to Us. Like what you like. I hate it. Ragnaro is my favorite MCU movie. Japanese Fecal Logi...

TMS 2441: Dune Mom 23.03.2023

50 Shades Of Gay. Lawn Poop Vacuum. The Mortal Stream. Miss D. Meaner and Mr. Weiner. Donald Duck Learns The Fibonacci Sequence. Change is hard, use dollars. We called the Cat Crayola. Brian Brine Shrimp. I Don't Like Sea Monkeyyyyyyys. Epiphany is short for electronic piphany. We can dance if we want to. We can watch TikTok behinds. Cement Your Bunghole. Scott's Magic Sand Salad. Deflating the Po...

TMS 2440: Tickle Pips 22.03.2023

Galactus Cage Could Eat a Planet for Hours. Cartier Johnson. The Diamond Daughter. All Dressed, Not Naked. That Guy on Twitter Lied Again. Alan Cumming and Alan Going. Derrick Seed. Mash 'em, Fry 'em, Put 'em In A Stew. the villains name pronounced Darkseeeeeeeeid. Crude Crud. Parental Nepotism. It's Frankensteen. Are Doritos made from potatoes, cuz I, like, really wanted to know. A Little Foppish...

TMS 2439: Kiss your ant 21.03.2023

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TMS 2438: Weird Pork Extras 20.03.2023

Do buffalos have wings, cuz I, like, really wanted to know? Winner Junior. If you wanted to join today, then wait till Wednesday. North Weast Is My Favorite Beer. Shazam. Y'know with Sinbad. Dreaming in Diablo. How does Google form work? I bought my cake and ate it too. This meal didn't make me happy. A Rather TDS Service. Ninety-Nine Pig Balloons. Oh how the turns have tabled. If they're not real...

TMS 2437: Rats in the corn chute 16.03.2023

Snagging the rubber. Whil's Whife. Was there a show yesterday, cuz I, like, really wanted to know? Here Today Gone Temari. The Irish love their Double D. Same place, not my Butt. Paging Dr. Skinny Fingers. Conscience-free '23. An Up Yours Lyfting Story. Googly Eyes Patient Zero. Quit bragging about your Terabytes (Preshow). a 10 hour tool, 10 hour tool. Pickup at Island Five. Cunning Linguists wit...

TMS 2436: Traumatized Batman Resin Sculpture 14.03.2023

There are 2 things you need to make it in the topless gig economy. New trigger, who dis? Dump a Load on Annie. Squirrely Roundhouse Shenanigans. Never Grant An Interview. kelp, kelp, its happening. It's not being topless that's the problem. It's the cleaning. Come on down to Hitler's Honeysuckle's! Tips for Nips. Is there a show tomorrow, cuz I, like, really wanted to know? I don't belieeeeeeve in...

TMS 2435: Nacho Nacho Wins! 13.03.2023

That Asian Kid's a Hoot! Welcome to the Frogpants Cafeteria (it's a lovely place). Keep your schnauzer out of my schnitzel! No show Wednesday. Brian is a Daddy apologist. Explore the Prostate. AT&T, &T &T, &T. Charles Emerson Cheese III. No time for Oscars Doctor Jones. Catch Up on Your Hooker Culture! The rodent runs on floppies. When you think of wooden marching bands, think of T...

TMS 2434: My Newt Minute 09.03.2023

Put Your Gees Back In Your Louise. If I can borrow your phone I can call long-distance for the figures. That bear was one day away from retirement. My Russian Sister from Korea. Keanu Creams. Raspberry Beret Records. Stouffer's: They're Fine. You'll have no Amy, no Wendi, and no Lieutenant Yarr and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adc...

TMS 2433: Grooton 08.03.2023

Wolverine Would Toss That Salad. The Chronic Masticator. The Amazing Adventures of Gassy and Sleepy. Runnin On Kimchi. You Know... Jon Stewart... The Other Green Lantern. Snow cone Dog. Hey, wanna go cluck? Shopping Cart Obstacle Course. The Lad part isn't the issue. AI for one welcome our artificial overlords. Superman. The Answer to Everything. That name again is Doggy Plow. Did he Circumcise th...

TMS 2432: Flip Floppy Hoo Ha 07.03.2023

I hate the tuck. The Bride of Frankenberger. Tune in Turn on and Turn against. The Psychology of Strangers. Deer in the doorbell ditch. Our house is a very very very wrong house. Held It Like An Elephant. Exit Through the Dog Poo. Working 9 to 4:30. Big long dude doesn't give a tuck. I went to area 51 and all I got was this lousy probe. Don't push your slow friend. Just outrun them. The Weed Whisp...

TMS 2431: My Sandwich Board Hell 06.03.2023

NuDuckDotComComcast. Stinky Rotten Cabbage Bag. Utah's Hottest Available Singles! The Witch The wardrobe and the Weiner. You'll have no Discovery, no Picard, and no Lieutenant Yarr! Ground beef and Kimchi Starter Pack. I think Pee Wee Herman just sold me a newspaper subscription? What's a lady bro? Darmok and Jilad at Mt Tumulus. Raised in a Norman Rockwell painting. My Pronouns Are Thing....And U...

TMS 2430: Bougie Picnic Basket 02.03.2023

That Looks Like a Pokemon I'd Like to Capture. Hungry Shark do-do-do-do-do Hungry Shark do-do-do-do-do. It all made sense till I woke up. Neither Take Apple Pencils nor Leave Apple Pencils. Skid marks belong on the road, not car seats. The Tomato Shoe Thing is Bullshit. Apple pies and weirdos. WickedKitten on Grindr. Vermonicole. Windows 12: We Figured Our Audio Shit Out. Ring the Exocist my Ford'...

TMS 2429: Just suck em 01.03.2023

Olivia Newton-John, The Taste Of Australia. Jessica Cheese Stain. worrying about doors since 2011. Can I Be Your Personal Hoser? All Forms of BACON Are Accepted. Isn't there a Gladiator movie called Gladiator something? Olympic gold medalist in painting naked wresters. Roseanne Barre Syndrome. The chat doesn't give a crap about your peanut allergy. Enjoy your drink diapers. What are the dried up s...

TMS 2428: Uncomfortably Numb 28.02.2023

The Tramp Stamp Generation. Rock, paper, scissors, gold, ceramic. Facing mortality at the dentist. In case of Van, don't break glass. Accidentally Racist Bones. Method Hurling! Experts in All Things Fecal. Get A Singer For A Song!! Gold is the gold standard. It-sa me, Lego-las. I'm fine poopin' in a box. 2 Cats Enter 1 Cat Leaves. A Tattooism. Elf Violation. Some of my best friends are dogs. Finge...

TMS 2427: Exit Teeth 23.02.2023

Scotts Leaky Thing. I Don't Like Bad Taxidermyyyyyy. Shadow, When the Walls Fell. Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Shoot 'em into space. Chocolate Factories Smell Like Willy Wonka Farts. Hello! I'm Reading This in Scott Fletcher's Voice? Murder Hamsters. It's a dog-eat-dog bandage world. I'd rather Jackalope than Fleetwood Mac-alope. Can You Come to Work in Like Sandals 'Cause I Like Really Want to Know... Bea...

TMS 2426: Almond Taylor Joy 22.02.2023

Yellow Bag of Sadness. M-m-m-my granola. Limp Peanuts. There were FORK heads! Fetching Bottled Dasani for the Hobbits. house smells like Deez Nuts. Slippy finger in the bath. Jazz Hands Are Always Confusing toe. Hot Pockets for Neve Campbell. Can't Get Past the Past-ah. Looking for other Forks! WHERE'S TYNE DALY?! Everyone Needs a Plucky Kid. No offense to Tina Yothers. Judgy Granola. The Golden C...

TMS 2425: Sleep Podcasting 21.02.2023

Utah, the Dutch Oven State. Meth N' Sexy Hotel. Is There A Branch Of The Military That Just 3D Prints Things, Because I REALLY want to know! I'll rub it out later. The bastard cat did it! I plopped my pants. Capture Your Humanoids. I Don't Like Colorado Green Chiliiiiiiiiiii. What's Florida's State aroma these days? You know it's pungent. You say Potato, I say Tobago. Mother penny was the worst Ja...

TMS 2424: Cocaine Dingos 20.02.2023

Stowaway J Frog. Ant-Man is in Quantumania. Check the Nuts and the Anus. No One Falls Like Gaston! Red On-Air Crabs. I don't like to PEEEEEEE during Ant-Man. Utah man goes on rampage after reading pun filled frog article. The Dunaway Redemption. Buy the Donut for the Sprinkles. The Fall didn't kill em. The Vat of Acid did. Checking Disney Replay. He Who McRemains. Peter Pan 2 Crocodile Boogalooo....

TMS 2423: How I Met Your Matcha 16.02.2023

Tower Defense your Thermostat. All your memes are belong to us. Rent the Covermobile. Don't get too excited, it's full of white people. Free roaming Kit-Kats. Ibbott Gets the Square. You must construct additional compressors! Love the Book! 1 star. Touching your flesh, or it didn't happen. I Got a Million Views and Still Have to Poop. Take a Turo to get a Gyro. Spaghetti Flossing, Also Bad Up Clos...

TMS 2422: A Cup of Coughy 15.02.2023

Show Me Your Virginia Johnson. The Naked Gak. Fun-Sized Clare. We named the Scott Indiana. Plop Salad, it's like dump cake, only healthier. Nothing Two Nuts is my favorite rapper. Bunghole Car, Five Stars. The Best Morning Show In The History Of The Universe! Grandma's Algorithmic Fingerprint Extractor. This Is Your Time Peepoo, Enjoy!! Length Is Not As Important As Clarity. 30 Seconds of Jibber J...

TMS 2421: Halley's Potato 14.02.2023

THEN YOU CAN EX-WIFE!!! Aw Shoot, Another UFO. Don't Make Me Say Your Zipcode! Tap dat asteroid. Some Like it Not. An eel slappin' good time! You Lying Sacks Of Turd! This Website is Useless, Better Check it Out. Are Dolphins Fish, because I seriously wanted to know. 99 red balloons Floating in the US sky. The Salem Cat Trials. Criminally Negligent Mrs. Doubtfire. Come to Vegas for a Moment of Cla...

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