The Morning Stream

Pantsters Local 513. Eyeball articulation. Abbott Hibbert Ibbotson. Passing the Grand Budatest. My burger is nothing but cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese! Persian, spelled like the rug. Creamy-filled center of the tall people. Falling down the Cumberbatch hole. BK: Home of the Whipper Fapper! Upside down Pulsating Fireball. What part of him was blue? I would still say beard. Wes Anderson's Parasite. Name That...

Coming up on TMS, He's Bald now, but still cool. Sugar Booger. Teletubbies, taking drugs without all the expense. Play Your Holes and Get Out. Bongs and Golf. Grumpy Fertday Boy. AI-Created Oil. Think of an accountant. That's what he looks like. Arby's - The Scumbag Dinner. Got a Nickleback from Kroger. My Accountant Is Hanging With Snoop Dog. Brian describes Math Metal. Burger King Hates Kids. Mu...

The Definition of Insanity is crossing Kim. Whenever I smell my mom... Full Time Run Around and Do Shit People. 82% is 100%. Scott's Mom Is Ripe. Clement X" the rapping Pope." Water Appreciation. Mom Loves A Mall. Of Course, Tom Runs. There Will Be Burger Time. Old Idioms of Insanity. Noisy Kinks. Kiss in a Nutshell. The Most Boring Voice in Rock and Roll. Dinosaur Therapy with Amy, Human Therapy...

How's the old lady? How's Kim doing these days, you know she's got a casserole in the trunk. Petal Protocol. Shave the Nickle. Finnish is Hard, English is Dumb. Hey, uh, can I get a cheeseburger with no cheese. We don't have mountains here. If you like it then you've gotta put a pickle on it. Wotzishere Sauce! Check out the old hobo though. Eatin That Raw Ass Onion. Gettin' down with the pickles....

Darth Tina. Is it too early to get a Grimace Milkshake. Pneumonia+. Grandma's Double Dipping Spit Shine! The Jimmy Johns Grammar Nazi. Measuring time in Wonka bars. You can lick your thumb all you want, it won't put the paint back on. The Shittiest Walgreens. Emergency casserole in the trunk. Paternity... By Povitch. Enjoy HGTV in Hospital Honey, I'm off to a SPARKS CONCERT! I don't need to see my...

I've known this kid since she came out the chute. Johnson Mind Meld. What's an Aquafier, cause I really need to know? Diarrhea Mind Meld. Through the ground and the gravity and the stuff. Big Adult Feet Running Down the Hallway. Carter Caught the Double Dragon. Larry Waterman. They didn't have science and math back in the 90s. A little Brian Divot. We named the other lung Indiana. Congratulations...

I can't hear you. Your shirt is too loud. Stay by the Push Pin People. I like to flush when I Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Futuristic Medieval Times. On The Road To Destiny! I just realized I don't want to die. Chloe More Turrets. You want Water world?! Cuz this is how you get Waterworld! Public Pooping. You MUST Pay The Chud! You'll get no water, no flushing and no Lt Yarr!! We, quote, played, golf...

Read by a Frickin' Laser. Clare Island, naked yelling mandatory. A Ride with Brian's Pianst. Pits N Bumps N Pits N Bumps. Read it from the other siiiiide. Cersei Helpy Guy. They all live in a hole! Where'd the accent come from?! What's the day before the Fourth? Infinity War vs Endgame, shut up so I can eat. Sometimes Books and TV Shows Are Different - Deal With It. The Mediocre Miss Maisel. TikTo...

Books: The Dead Tree Media Format! No nuts, no dough, and no Lt. Yar! Hat. Whip. Snakes. Scar. Words. Moves Like Jagger. The Tacos are merely OK. Baby nails are sharp do do do do. No Man Is A Pretzel. I don't like blood infested meeeeeeeeeeat! Ever Lay is a beautiful name. Come on Eileen, it's the weather robot. Weâve got a great big poop truck convoy. You Wasted $1 on a Zune. We're leaving, on th...

Weird mutant fish body. Real Housewives of Utah Island. Building a Shaq sized strawman. Total Seinfeld Moment! She"quille O'Neal." She Thumbs Up'd me, thinking that was enough! Let's Go Get Tired. The answer is Bud Light. 3.6% of people had no antibodies, no COVID-19 and no Lt Yar. Being Tall Doesn't Make You Good at Basketball. TMS: We knew you'd be back. Kayak Payback. Blackbird stealing fruit i...

LaPorte Protrusion. I'm Knackered. Giving birth to a marshmallow. I'll Soon Be Naked. Beating Aunt Barb. Laughing Clown level of Pain. How Tall is Mile High Stadium Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. There Will be No Marvel, No Netflix, and No Lieutenant Yar! There were two hills! Charles the Cyst. Bib Convert. Werewolf Of Ohio. Puff Granddaddy Pink-Eye. I'm Cycling up that hill. Beast Nation w...

Let the resin hit the floor. Don't Cyclobenzoprine and print. Come down period. Taste the Duke. There's a little trunk in the front. Brian bikes uphill both ways in the hail! Bird Triage. The Axis of Pain & Time! Florien Gadsby: Destined for Pottery. Cheecharon an Chongaron. Poorly Drawn Elephant. I've got to ride my Bicycle, I've got to ride my Bike. Bigger Than a Sparrow, Smaller Than a Wren...

Can't Explain The Balls. The Morning Sneeze. I'm not THAT grossed out by man wieners! Bread Bag Karen. YOU have a nipple problem. Show me a wrinkly elbow! The Ocean is CANCELLED!!! Doesn't Know A D20 From A Gelatinous Cube. Let's Go Down The Breath Aisle. Got any more of that Canadian Smoke? Message in a forum. Cat Ass Trophy. Nose Whistle. Everybody Wants to Sell You Something with Tom. Giving ea...

Hell Is A Deli With No Cornish Beef. You get NO Penn, NO Teller and NO LIEUTENANT YAR! Flat Hats and Jorts. I'm Jewish so we don't have a hell. A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply. Kush, Moose, and Avocado Boy. A Whale of an Asteroid: 84 Orcas Big! Every Woman Is Tina. Homo-opathy is so gay. It's 10PM. Get a Whopper in ya! We All Didn't Die Yesterday. What is this pizza on a...

mmmmmmmmmmmm... Forced Sausage. Riboflavin Calcium Vitamin C. The sound of dicedtomato - meh. Hallmark Replacement Therapy. I'm ready to talk about balls. Across the Spoiler-verse. Rusty dog nails, you get all the shots. Clare-ification. Flip Flop it Forward. Mad Miles: Spider Road. All Barbie All The Time. Florida Feline. What the Frick am I Watching. Letting your sponge fly across the room with...

Now there's a Ldy Finger! Ey, I'm Italian Fuggedabboudit. Pickled Grandpa Peeing in the Fridge. Immature Content Warning. Sipowitz's Butt. The New Phase Of Dumb. Fireworks killed the dinosaurs. Roguelike Burger. I loved David Koresh in CSI Miami. I'll be in my bunk. Everyday I'm Pickling. I don't like sneeeeeeeeeaking. Kim's Chi. Reddit and Weep with Tom. 53 Million reasons to watch Recommentals a...

Have You Ever Lifted An Owl's Skirt? Pee Soaked Nightmares. Owl iTubes. Walking bag of organs. I’m here to be tasted. Sushi Train-Boat. Bob and Bill and MORE, on the morning stream! (PS: Show cut a little short today due to ISP bork.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Moist from the juice. One Tall Bald Man. Nuts to Butts! Generative Barb Fill. Woke Texan Yoga Elephants! Poisonous Frog Pants. Big Dick's M'Nards. Excalibur. Cos I don't care. You get NO Projects, NO Kickstarters, and NO LIEUTENANT YAR! Extra Nobody. I think she hates the French. Just Like a Saturday Night Dinner at Ibbott's Air BnB. Downward Facing Pachyderm. Splitting the Donut. My Little Transf...

Multi-Generational Uncle Ibbott. No Wizard Sword Games. Brian's got a Ticket to Ride but his aunt don't care. $16K for Gay Dot Gay. President's Death Day. This Is Still Stunningly Stupid. Collecting Domains like they're Pokemon! Hey, is it uhh too early to get a ration of rum, please? Dust in Old People's Brownies. Tricentennial - We'll Be Dead. Discouraging Seatbelts. The Point is to Win Some Shi...

Americans are the worst, just ask a Canadian. If it's Candy Crush, I'll SHIT myself. Tears of the Breath of the Wild of the Kingdom. Just Lucid Enough. Silly Rabbit, Pokemon's for kids. You got No 3G, No App Store and No Lieutenant Yar. I'm In The Wrong Province, But You're In The Wrong Country! Let's Have More Dummies in Box Hats. Here Comes High Pants McGillicuddy. Do Cats have Backbones 'Cause...

Disregard Previous Shit. Vice President Mayonnaise. Hold my iBeer. He Flossed His Mind. A glass of milk in a suit. Catbird Moonphase Unit Zappa. I Don't Like Sugar and Beaaaaaaaaaaans. The Mac makes it Scottish. Happy Anniversary! Here's a sandwich. Lock 'em Up and Shut the Colgate. I'd like a hot dog please. Is Coke OK? Fartgas Bertum. Bulletproof Monk Coffee. Making Things Across the Spiderverse...

I Underestimate the Tadpool. Birds are Drones, Prove It You Can't! Is Oxygen a gas cuz like I really wanted to know? You get NO Scatcat, No Sledgehammer, & No Lieutenant Yaaaar! It didn't feel long, it felt right. 98 year old man dies... HARD CORE!!! Did You Know Diablo Came Out? A tentacle for every finger. Don't google it. Or count the bumps. Turns out Canadian robbers are still Canadian. Bo...

RK - Really Yellow. Why are Men? 46 year old chubby women, covered in mud are my thing. The Sniff Of Weights. Jorts are a little suspect. Age/Sex/Legs. I think Brian might like Spiderman. I'm pushing it in! Full Jackass Moment. Bluetubey. Change into Your Grubbies, We're Doin' Sandbags! Did I Ever Tell You About the Time I Was a Chef and a Butcher? Frogpiss! Throw Pottery & People Out of Your...

Shit, It's Poop Francis. It's a-me Pushing the Pills! America's Got Stuff in Their Fridge. A Bidet for Biden. Bitch-ass men rate pain. Both Taken and Left Plums. Quarter Sucker. No Sunshine, No Paper, and No Lieutenant Yar! Are You Groot. Comparing grapes to watermelons. Blood on my Sneakers. You won't believe what you can do with a bathroom tissue roll. Snopes, Dawg. Bump the Crabs in the Tunnels...

Your mom is Batman. Vegan Clare, Bacon Zoe. We've gone full Nick Cage! How Old is Six? Skewompus Laces. When is Van Going Home? Blind on Purpose for 15 Minutes. Up Someone's G-String. Akwabirdfina. Legless Mona Lisa in a Hellscape. Are There 15 Spiders On The Floor? He's Got Sonar Crap. Katniss and Link 4ever. Sniffing Wood with Bill. Creamy Bananas with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morni...