Scott Johnson

The Morning Stream

Comedy EN ↓ 1008 episodes

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Author

Scott Johnson

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

frogpants.com

Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

TMS 2544: Breed your Blakes 26.10.2023

TMS Math. Santa's Webinar. Night At The Jamba Juice. Yo Quiero Copyright. Nunchucks. Not Just for chucking Nuns. Blizcasoft. Extra-Curricular Halloweenies. Wires Not Impervious To Scizzors. A juice at the Roxbury. Porky Pigging It. Unequivably. The Right Deft Hand. Stupu-it. It's Gin O'Clock In Ireland. Wendi Dunford, Gun for hire and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. Se...

TMS 2543: A Brotherhood of Cheetos 25.10.2023

Edward Rakehands. Hold me closer Tony Danza. Yakkin' Yeti. Give me my horny games. Big needle tree. Truckbed spongecake. Who's the Full House Boss? Herkulay Prayray. Chaos with Claire and Dunaway. My Lawn Mower Is A Vacuum Cleaner. Gimme my tig ol' bitties! Skeletons showing too much skin. Scott Has A Tree Growing In His Eye. A Kerfuffle With Tom. The Akwafina Scale with Randy and Nicole and more...

TMS 2542: A Case O' Queso 24.10.2023

One Step Closer to Parasite. Tick Tick Boom Boom. Heimlich-er, Not the Heimlich-ee. Mario Ass Mario Business. Makin Music in my sus-sus-studio. Keto People Talk Macros. One Pump Chump. The Goodest Dude. You got Rap in my Musical! Foot in Two Chat Ponds. Pumpkin Spice Chai Drink in the Fall - So Unique. New Burger Smell. I picked up Spider-Man, not that heavy! The Blankening. Ask your doctor if Ham...

TMS 2541: Southern Lag 23.10.2023

As Gay as the Day is Long. Helen Keller is blind, we can't see her. Re-Al Housewives of Salt Lake. She'd Be From A Thing. Salt Lick City. Guys kicking balls, it's family friendly! Dunaway Knows Some Cows. Show Me Hello Kitty's Birth Certificate. Open Eyes, Open Hearts, Open Lose. Doll-Based Horror. THEN YOU CAN EAT JELLY. Better Than Eating A Baby. Shit for Free ain't the issue. Konami code for lu...

TMS 2540: More, less great 19.10.2023

Sore me up in one arm. The Dr. and his magical screwdriver. The Shoveler, he uses a shovel right? 1992, plus or minus 12 years. She's Bagel Coffee, not Tea Croissant. Blake Breeders. Harbor Freight: Not Just Harbors and Not Just Freight. Omaha: The Home Of Stuff & Things. Every Time You Sing...A Note. Might as well face it, you're a sharp dressed man! We like Florida when they're available for...

TMS 2539: No Show Yesterday 18.10.2023

Drooping cable. You can WIN GOOGLE! Godfellas. Moratorium on Memoriam's. Dr. Whoville. YOU SHALL NOT FAST PASS! Unscrew His Crotch. Animatronic Bullshit. Peanuts PornHub. Mama Murphy. Trimmed down Irishman. What's he doing these day? Oh, he's decomposing. 4 Sets of Hips and 1 Crotch. Barbie Cyberpunk. Fury Road is my K-Pop with Tom Merritt. Chucklehead Recommentals with Nicole and Randy and more o...

TMS 2538: The Havening 16.10.2023

Reduced Libido Eulogy. Porkish. Funeral potatoes. Thats a typo. What's a Floctave? Crumplage in the Bumperage. Phone sax. Cold hands down the pants. That's The Number Before 12? Beware Crab Boiled Corn on the Cob. They call it an Isle Royal with Cheese. I want to buy the fake TVs. Scamp Chauvanist Pig. If I play Mario, I am cheating on Zelda. Mineral balanced breakfast with Bobby and more on this...

TMS 2537: Fumpkin Spice 12.10.2023

14 Points of Reticulation. We are all chairs. What Would Dave Thomas Do? Eating off the spotless giraffe. Psychosomatic Skipping. Where Did This Adult Come From? An old soul, as evidenced by his receding hairline. Bad Kerning and Leading Sensitivity. Hoof to Horn. Hannah Hannah Bobanna, Hannah. Looking For Logic, This Is Not The Place. Brian's bulk and guns are deceptive. Baby Aspirin memories. Do...

TMS 2536: Twice Fried A.I. 11.10.2023

Brother cousins. Zed Germans. The Slap Was A Lie. Worst. Video Game. Movie. Ever. More For Less With Tom. Ze Morgen Streamen. Can I interest you in a slightly used Street Fighter? Not So Jiggy With It. Swimming in Brian's aura of warmth. One Rotation Later. Twin Genetics is Just Like Back to the Future. The most stoned sober person. Genetically equivalent live caller. No Airport, No Impacted Colon...

TMS 2535: Objectionable Vegetables 10.10.2023

Misty and the Hand Shandy. Crossing the Celebrity Prostitute Streams. Declare Your Poop! 1-900-ANNOYING-PUPPETS. Party All The Time And Something In Your Butt. R.O.L.A.I.D.S spells Funktastic. Crappy Jewelry. If you can't see the puppets, it's just a guy doing a dumb voice. Organ Transitions. Depressing Buttons. What happens on TV at 2 AM nowadays? A bird murdermuration. The Chuddening! A Little S...

TMS 2534: Down To Wrench 09.10.2023

Moistly Water. Stripping My Nuts. Whacking hammer jerk rotation. Full Redneck Ibbott. Possums, Footlong Rats & Cats, Oh My! Twerk and Torque. Know the difference. Air Fryer Dogrito. All Trevors are Readheads, but not all Redheads are Trevors. Japan Spacey Gundam Style. 40 bucks is 40 bucks. Dave, The Stripper. Horror movie night, and still no Parasite. Couple hits and it came right out. Gotta...

TMS 2533: Thank You For Chering 05.10.2023

Professional Morticia. Welcome To Laquinta California. The Borg Queen and the Christmas Prince. Strange things are afoot at CVS. Dodge trucks are Ford tough. Embalming For Dummies. Follow Your Dead Dreams. Dongle Nostalgia. Haunted by Smoking Butts. We Like Mike. Red On-Air Prince. Smelling the Right Tree. Elijah Blue Diamond Almond. White Pages, Red Flags! Freakin' For Two With Wendi and more on...

TMS 2532: Tantric Algebra 03.10.2023

6 oz of bone. Van playing the field for presents. Stack everyone in Texas. Rip Torn, son of Tiger Torn. One Sitting, One Shitting. I Don't Like Vegan Speeeeeeeeeeeed. Cranky Pants. Not My Princess. Thank You Very Much, TYVM. Wall of Wines. You'll get NO XRAY Specs, NO Fart Gas and NO Lieutenant Yar! Let's go ride the Owmybumga! Kim watches porn at the library. Bandolier delivery method. Eff Dr Dre...

TMS 2531: Knead You Tonight 02.10.2023

The Star Wars along The Fury Road. Putting children in their bags. The Wilhelm Laugh. Candy Corn Dressed As Robin. Good & Plenty As Multiple Men. Theater is Fancy. AI Colon. Frankenstein Barfing In A Pumpkin. Don't Forget the The. Goin in hard on the beef. Freshly-Canned Laughter. Inserting Dunaway. Double Up Day. Stinky Ball in the Desert. Science: Something Cool And Learny with Bobby and mor...

TMS 2530: GoRefundMe 28.09.2023

The Science of The Wet Spot. The Hilt Is The Taint Of The Sword. Infect people with kindness. The Bros Must Be Crazy! TMS is Robots all the way down. (s) All around me there are stupid faces. I Use Daggers! Stabby Stabby Stab. That rotten carrot bowling bag smell. Listen here, Engagement Farmer. Kevin Bacon this kindness shit. Tony the Terry. H2O Conspiracy Theories. Assume everyone's a shithead....

TMS 2529: Mainlining Some Cheddar 27.09.2023

Ask your Doctor if Assifex is right for you! Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from Orange Car yo? First Three Pointy Boobs. No Wellness to check. I Don't Want To Be Karen! Children of Potter. Abandoned Orange Looks Sus. I Don't Like Plastic Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese! Past the Point of Wellness. Planet Touchdown. Alf is Not a Dog. Never-ending Lyft Story. Tick On The T...

TMS 2528: Barrel Fish 26.09.2023

THIS is Why TikTok is Bad. Hands up the butt Muppets. A little bit of the old eggs and pecker. The King Formerly Known As Prince. The Kentucky part of Nevada. Exceptionalism drives into dumbness. Crawled Through the Shit For My Apple Watch and Made it Out the Other Side. Scooter's Gonna Scoot. Rowlf is two dudes. Nobody Likes Listicles. How Regular Is Your Cheese? The Bears Like Krispy Kreeeeeeeee...

TMS 2527: Squatty Scrubby Dude 25.09.2023

The Parasite Streak Continues. This is Kim's husband. He's a PODCASTER! I don't like Jalapeno and Oyster beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer! Wreakin' the CVS Bathroom. PAN AM: Pansexual Amateursexual. Put That In Your Chicken And Roast It! There's Nothing West of Seattle. Back End. No Barf. Dog Bit My Crotch and I Liked it. Beer Makes People Happy. A Big Gulp Of Beer. Bombdiggity. A complete backend operation...

TMS 2526: Circadian Zombie Disruption 20.09.2023

Pants loses to whip. Armless Chaps. Special ops Linus. There are Three Doors. Are Pigskins Made of Cow Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. That's Me and a Spice Girl (Losing My Religion). What Happened In Vegas Came Home With Brian. Left us to flounder while you did shit. Pennywise tangled your Ethernet, now ESCAPE!! 6 Oreo Cookies for $100. That's Some Barry Bullshit. Even Pancakes Need To Pay...

TMS 2525: Nothing Flopped Out 19.09.2023

I don't like the Big Bang Theoreeeeeeeee. Having to put up with nice people. He Talks Too Much and Cuts...Grass. Barfinal. Puke, Punch, & Run! Hello! I'm Joe Social! Splitting the Juniper. Singularity to Sitcom: the Big Bang Story. Making Fun At You. Oh, it gets worse. Right Back Into The Carafe. Famous Jeff. It's All Generic With Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on A...

TMS 2524: Zit of Opulence 18.09.2023

Italian Crustacean Infestation. Teaching the Baby Some Shit. I don't like ZomBeeeeeeees! 1000 condoms, Weekend at Clare's. Align The Steins. Four-Eyed Gut Ripper. Bad case of Italian Crabs. Hands off my poopinephrin. Mako Mako Mako! English is WEIRD! Animals that Don't Fart with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2523: The Glove Department 14.09.2023

Church lady tomatoes. Beefsteak Tomatoes are neither Beef nor Steak. DISCUSS! Funyuns, Neither Fun nor Onions. I Said Change My McNuggets, not CHANGE in my McNuggets. Fritos: Not Freedom Toes. MGM Not So Grand. Earthy Moldy Corky. Who has silent Ys? Never knew you needed to pass advanced chemistry to PICK A BLEEPING WINE! Weirdos Always Existed but now they have Platforms. No MGM reservations, No...

TMS 2522: Dirt Pink 13.09.2023

Hootie & The Mute Fish. Coin hole, with Dunaway. Hootie 42, where are you, we got some work to do now. Nothing Like A Nice Blue Doodle. You burnt my umber. SHOW ME FLESH! The Ceruleans Are Attacking! Products, Products....Products. Every 5th Grader is a Tennis Expert. If Crayola is Racist that's not my fault. I don't like frozen veggieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. Carbonated Pepsi Clear Meat....

TMS 2521: Mystical Mike and The Complete Monty 12.09.2023

Dinner Sized Plate. Stove Top Hurry Chode. I Distamember. I Like USB Ceeeeeeeeeee. The Wasp Effect is Worse than the Butterfly Effect. Please switch your dogs from snort to silent. Recycling is real. PROVE IT YOU CAN'T! Premium Economy Dog Farts. Happy Obsolete iPhone Day! It's My Flatulence Support Dog. Don't tip a Frenchman. Tina hates things that are good. You Will Moo & Move. Stovetop's Mo...

TMS 2520: Gopherfest 11.09.2023

Neuters with Wolves. Avert Your Eyes in Theater 3! Poking the bra. Ol French Guy Grump. See you in the Double-Stuff Filling, baby! Philly Phart Nuggets. What Ruins The Theater Experience? Other People! It Watches the Chubby Kitten fall over or it gets the hose again. Hammering shit while getting shit hammered. Professor Shithead. Righty Fighty...Lefty Snappy. Nichole Kidman is 3/4 machine now. The...

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