Scott Johnson

The Morning Stream

Comedy EN ↓ 1008 episodes

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Author

Scott Johnson

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

frogpants.com

Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

TMS 2642: The Herps 13.05.2024

Printing The Plug Hole. Everyone Loves Dunaway. Hot Soft Bananas In Your Area. Benny & The Jessirits. You'll get no onions, small portions and no Lt Yar. Milk is Spicy. No Bread for Crusty Old Men. You Know, 1 in 4 People Have Conspiracies. That'll Do Thor, That'll Do. Australia: My Favourite Outback. Yoda the Frog. Pepper Steak inflation. The Elephants have gone to a farm upstate. Pushing Wha...

TMS 2641: General Consumer Spicy 09.05.2024

They pelted us with rocks and garbage. Who Runs Molar Town? Master Blaster Runs Molar Town. Like Borgnine. Only Naked. The Tooth Fairy is a Nark. Dentistopia. Tarantino's Beaver Nuggets. Saint Francis of Chi-Chi's. 487 people walk in to a birthday party. Shamalama ding dong Daughter. Walking the relish. The Smell of Kids at a Sleep-over. She Blue Herself. Emma Stone is not Anna Kendrick. Justin Bi...

TMS 2640: Brief and Feeble 08.05.2024

Save It For The Sack. Dory the Explory. No Core, No TMS and No Lt Yar! There Were THREE Bodies. Dungeon Murder - The Trading Card Game. Yawn's Yob. Reverse Cowgirl Twister. Whatever Alley I Have... It's Up It. Wrong Way Tornado. We're Pretty Steeped. Lion King and What's Her Bucket. Anthrax before Mater. HONG KONG TOILET. The Dice are High Enough with Tom. Lining up and sticking in the recommental...

TMS 2639: Post Capone 07.05.2024

Chicken Hat. You can't have your Cake and listen to it, too. I don't like STREAMING Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! A Little Butt Lip. I survived the Hindenburg and only got this lousy T-shirt. Sleuth & Lies. Non asshole cake. Tax Filing Simulator. OH THE HUGE MANATEE! ATM Toilets. Johnson's Wad. How Rotten is Your Chicken Leg. Donkey Porn. Feeling good about proving a little girl wrong wi...

TMS 2638: Death by Pancakes 06.05.2024

Delineated Ibbotts. Stop killin' the villain. Diplomatic Technicality. The Pot's Not Free, so Go Home! Large Hands and Girthy Cans. What happened in TMS Vegas is talked about all week on TMS. Not Just Clean. VEGAS CLEAN. I Did Say Hibbott. Skeevy Gyllenhall. Penthouse Show at the Plaza. Eating each others air. Spherical Flying Pig Dreams. Even the Chairs are Sticky. The Topless Nun Is Alive &...

The TMS Vegas Live Show - 2024 05.05.2024

This was our live show from the Sand Dollar in downtown Las Vegas, Nevada! Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2637: A Moist Hug 25.04.2024

Cobra Kai Soccer Academy. What does the Sloth Say? Do brains smell, 'cause I like really want to know. Have you ever smelled an organ? Aren't You a Little Scottish for a Stormtrooper? Social meteor. Preserving the Dookie. Tripod Unit. Screaming Sloths. TMS: New Vegas. 106-Year-Old Breadmakin' Lady. Fargo 4 Patch. Ya, you betcha, that's a scary Xenomorph over der. No shows next week. Taking Out the...

TMS 2636: Apocalypse Soon 24.04.2024

The Miming Stream. A Vegan is Grass Fed Meat. The place where good ideas go to die. The Proto-Doggorito. first person pumper. Fingering the Wrong Button. Ol' KillerRabbit69. TMS Field Day. I Don't like the Utah zeeeeeeeeees. Doktorpope Is Neither Doktor Nor Pope: DISCUSS! Pants weather at night. In cyberspace no one can hear Brian scream. A Quiz On Nerbidy Topics With Brian Dunaway. The Man, The M...

TMS 2635: Suspicious Gravy 23.04.2024

The Whorehouse Club. I'll never Passover A Cheesecake. Hootie & The Bacon Reference. Is today a day, 'cause I like really want to know. One last wash before Vegas. Died of TMB: Too Many Birthdays. Kirkland Gold. Portugal The Man, the group from Alaska. Your Sandwich Was A Holocaust. Podcaster with the Biggest Unit. The Saxaphone Genre. Dip it!! Parasocial Internet Uncles. George Straight of wh...

TMS 2634: The Temu Bellagio 22.04.2024

He Died Monet-less. It's All Clothes & Lady Shit. Rose Gold On Air Light. Watter Fountain. It's A Fancy Bag. Palindromic and Nutty. Hiking Boy Fatty. An Innocuous Little Fart of a Movie. These Are Not The Fountain Drinks You're Looking For. shirtless dads holding babies. It's Dig Dug Week. I wanna see the rear view. There Are THREE Camels. Being nearly car murdered with Dunaway. Proving Childr...

TMS 2633: All I Heard Was Spanish Yelling 17.04.2024

I Don't Give Two Chits About You Meeple. You're Dead, Go Sit In The Corner. Diamond Pants Babies. Showy McShowFace. The Smell Of The Irish. Sorry, It's A Long One. Donny the slack jawed yokel. Bull Scrotum Dice Cup. Grubby Fingered Chiclet. No time for timer. Doing the Top Hat. I thought about tweezers once. Brian Ibbott, Tax Attorney. I don't like cryptocurrenceeeeeeee, with Tom. Book Him Dano, R...

The MONDAY Show 11: The Aftermath of Raynor's Sin 17.04.2024

Today is all about cooking things poorly, getting mom back home, and getting free tattoos when your artist screws up, and then a BIG catch up on your texts and emails and calls! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2632: Beer Pulp 16.04.2024

You can have a little esque. As a treat. Keep the Hairy Part. Imma Go Twist An Oreo. Clunky Pixel Font. Glock is Extra. Feces of Death. Coy Oat. Cancelled For Backbiting. Crunching the Onions. Pale Ale Fail. Does ANYONE Know The Price Of Stamps, 'Coz I REEEEALLY Want To Know! Getting Funky In The Clip Clop. The Best Defence Is A Strong Stench. Why Make a New Place Smell Like Poo? Blame Dave. Ibb-u...

TMS 2631: Scaredy Tax 15.04.2024

Foaling for Boof. Have I Done My Taxes Because I Like Really Wanted To Know... Sell The Cats, Lease The Basement. This episode is a business expense. Ol One Sock Johnson. No Carol Channing, NO ERNEST BORGNINE, and NO LT. YAR! Salami Jeans. Grandma got run over by the slip-n-slide. Dirty Dirt Sand Pile. Boot-Cut Salami. Turns out the key to success is plagiarism. No Prom Dunaway. I'm into chonky ve...

TMS 2630: Snip N Shake 11.04.2024

Ted Bundy's This And That. Mitzula-Approved Zones. He died of being 114. We're All Tired Of Bono. Not Worth The Waint. Stare at your hands and don't puke. Girth Quake. Coronal Mass Ejaculations. Scape Goatee. I'll Giggle It! You Get NO Privacy, NO Grace And NO LT YAR! A Comic Book is a Comic Book is a Comic Book. Resident Canucklehead. Blurry Shark Nerd Nerd Ferfert Ferfert. In The Drawer The Whol...

TMS 2629: Alice Doesn't Live Any More! 10.04.2024

Showbot was down with Tom, Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2628: Hell Toupee 09.04.2024

I Don't Lyft For Fun Bro. Nun of the Nudity. You Lost Me At Cowboy. Moretets Lipsmack. Red On-Air Arms. Not Chechnya's Tempo. All Up in the Good Wife. Babies smell like what we dip them in. Isn't there a Cowboy named Space something? Ramazan whoah black Betty! Why do my eyes hurt, 'cause I like really want to know... Frankensteins, Werewolves, and Shit, Oh My! Lance Bass Residency. Did they Gleam...

TMS 2627: Sniffin' Baby Brains 08.04.2024

Total Eclipse Of The Nerd. West Wing Bitch Face. Largest Prime Rip Pooped Out By A Man On An Island... w Dunaway. I Don't Have STDs. It puts the lotion on the book. This book is made of people! Nothing to see here ... Anymore. Death Metal Circus. Going Going Gon...orrhoea. Beck's still doing shit. Sound of Mucus. New baby smell. Space Nuggets. It's Arbor Day Charlie Brown. It's Very Massive With B...

TMS 2626: Follow me on Centigram 04.04.2024

Scott Does Pot Math. weirdly porous. Prison Toilet Cosplay. One-Eyed Willy's Hotdog Water. 12 Chickens per Beaver Tail. Ugly Muffins. Char My Dog. A DanDecaGram. Factoring the Crap Outta Polynomials. A nice digestive biscuit. Unfathomably Bored. You're An Asshole Charlie Brown. Rusty Trumpet. Bono Doesn't Owe You an Apology. Forgetting To Be Tired with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning...

TMS 2625: Drunk Call Tuesday 02.04.2024

Living La Vida Dog Poop. Nether Piercings in the Wind. Back to the Uterus with you Jimmy. We're Gonna Need a Bigger Head. Liftin' & Whiffin'. I pick up the poo, and you should too! Whatcha Drinkin'? Whatcha Playin'? Does Buttered Toast Fall Face Down Because I Like Really Wanted To Know. The Bradley Cooper you ordered on Wish. No Show Tomorrow. Shaking the poo sausage. An Orphan Farm Boy Kisse...

TMS 2624: Diddy Diddler Dollar Tree 01.04.2024

Diddy Diddler Dollar Tree. Watery Willy. Spice Girl Spice Weasel. Kids with Sledgehammers. Futurama Fauna. Poplar's Not Popular. It's April Fools, unfortunately. Godzilla Math Problem. Prudish Pyramid. I Mixed The Sausage In With The Biscuits... If You Know What I Mean. Baku Baku. TMS: Not Biblically Accurate. Those Saucy Koreans. The Square Root Of Kong. They Might Be Cunning Linguists. The Fairl...

TMS 2623: Infinity Nuggets 28.03.2024

A Pocket Full Of Whoa. HOA Narcs. Managed Fascism. CakeShake. Squircle. That's too much number! Is this normal? HarKOnan the Barbarian. Pete Best Spice. Girls with giant eyes. Always check your grilled cheese. Navigational Nomenclature. Post Sphere Farts. 31 days until Vegas. Dating a Hardware Store with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

TMS 2622: Incompatible Soap 27.03.2024

Bobby Frankensoap. Patrick Beiger. I don't like Sexy Beeeees! Does it throb. It'd Be Really Cool If It Did. Corban Dallas Multiverse. Roster Poser. We Know Nothing About Luna Snow. White On Air Light. Winning Prizes Nobody Wants. No More Mr Rice Guy. Glider the 90s Flappy Bird. Today's Episode of TMS is NOT Sponsored By Philips. Golden Bum. The Following Tech Time is Brought to You With Limited Co...

TMS 2621: Toilet Epiphany 26.03.2024

Nuts on bark. You'll get no Punished Props, No second half of the show, and NO LT. YAR! She's Legs All The Way Down... And To The Left. Indiana Jones and the Frisbee of Doom. The Lotion On the Skin Guy. I've seen a fat kid get shot with some bullets. It's Time To Watch Goonieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. AI art is like porn. You know it when you see it. Let us Snopes that for Ya. Sugar-free Sug...

TMS 2620: Dickelodeon 25.03.2024

Somewhere Over the Lemon. Nmenomenic, Do doo dee doodoo. Pumba of the Planet of the Crystal Empire Richards. Richard Skull. Leg-Salad Sandwich. Barometric pressure, pushing down on me, pushing down on you. In Olive Garden no one can hear your family. They Buried The Cannibalism. Two Girls, One Cup, Zero Plot. You get NO Issues, NO Pause & NO Lt Yar! Soap Nâ Slide. Fly around the cheese. Your B...

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