Scott Johnson

The Morning Stream

Comedy EN ↓ 1008 episodes

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Author

Scott Johnson

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

frogpants.com

Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

TMS EXTRA: Let's talk about Deadpool & Wolverine! 18.08.2024

WARNING, this is chock full off spoilers around the movie. :) Also joining us, Brian D. and Randy from Film Sack! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2690: Plushy Facehugger 15.08.2024

Stinky Kid Waffle Pants. Asian don't raisin. Dessert Ramen. Great Joy Nub. Bright lamp aging. Aspirin zombies. inconvenient convenience fees. Facehugger-proof Headphones. Organ Hole. TMMeth. Chicken heist creates jail bird. Children Of The Beef. Cromulent Comparisons. Dividing 25 by 6 to 4. Abnormally Normal with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast...

TMS 2689: Amazing Underpants 14.08.2024

Pushing a Johnson. Third Monday. Popcorn Ass Movie. He Knows Where that Butter Goes. Shift+Fart. Toasty Michael Clark Duncan. Canadian Snicker laws with Dunaway. You'll Get No Show On Monday, No Show On Tuesday and No Lt Yar. Back in my day, podcasts were silent! Recommental Robs with Nicole. Unpodfading. I Can't Believe its Not Brando! We All Need A Long One. How do I podcast again? This Kim, my...

TMS 2688: Ghost Plumbers 08.08.2024

You'll get NO long show, NO Wendi, and NO Lieutenant Yar! Battle Dildos. This Baby Valley Is Uncanny. Thou Shalt Not Look. Lyfting my mom. Not Too Groggy To Guilt. I Need a Larger Face. A Little HIPAA Violation Never Hurt Anyone. Wasn't There Another One With A Chicken? Triangles Are Better Than Circles. DISCUSS! Bare naked bandit. Word To Your Mothers. Dominican DeLouise. Put That in Your Pipe an...

TMS 2687: The Tolbert Signal 07.08.2024

Yup, now it's decorative. Vampire Humperdinck. Tinker Tailor Tuber Style. I Don't Trust SSDeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. No Dill for our Pickles. Birdum's Fridge. The powder of hornet killer compels you. The powder of hornet killer compels you. Come getchyer damn fridge. Tech Time with Cubicle Tom. Utah: the Easy Joke State. Keep Out of Children! Lyfting Kevin the Nun. Dr. Tolbert, white courtesy ph...

TMS 2686: Stephen Stealgull 06.08.2024

Chum Nipples. Wake Up! Scott Will Never Do Another Makeup! Crabs Chasing Amy. I Don't Like Omega THREEEEEEE!!! Dinged for Dong. NUDE Gallagher. The Morning Soup. Calm Down, Debby DOS! I'll Pay for the Bird Bags. IRC force feeding. Some Week Tonight. 5000 Dead Fish to the Face. The Best Tony (from Chicago). Leave My Crisps Alone Ya Damn Bird! Dangly Book Recommendations with Amy and more on this ep...

TMS 2685: Loofa Rigno 05.08.2024

The Dipsy Chips! Hello from the MRI. Lastname is Placebo. The Soup Nazi had more people! Feet Flavored with Brian Dunaway. Sweaty for the first song. There are more Brads. Greek Town Gyro. I'd have won if it weren't for that pesky Weiner! Not everyone is a Kelly Clarkson. Even Kelly Clarkson. The Best & Worst of the JK's. Harry Potter and the Swollen Surgeon. The Heimrich Manoeuver. The Great...

TMS 2684: Flipping Heck 01.08.2024

I can't be the Karen. FDAs Most Wanted. Monster sea booger. Tyson Bones. Connections to Big Chicken. You get NO Colgate, NO Flouride, and SIGNIFICANTLY LESS Yar! Richard of Oysters. Headless sex dolls. Well, my name is Abraham. Your Ring is Wise. Whatâs the number for 411? The times arenât as good. Thanks a lot, Nixon! Ya Dick. The Mandelbaum Set. Ben Yahoo with Wendi and more on this episode of T...

TMS 2683: Tubular Meat 31.07.2024

The Lee Majors Train Has Passed. I like being Covid FREEEEEEE! We're On Smoko. Waxing Mom's Nipples. Do You Honk? Taco Bell Content. The Wearable Third Wheel. Regular James Hong. I Wish To Register A Complaint. YankMe Candle. And the soda tastes like wood. Hey! I'm Driving Here. I have Lawyer Needs. I Have Enough Friends w Tom. Full throated Ray with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning S...

TMS 2682: Chasing Amy Pickles 30.07.2024

Like a B movie. Except with Wasps. Say Hello to My Little Fin! Cocaine Shark do-do-do-do. Pools of Dead. 12 Points for a Plastic Spider Ring. Bye, Felicia! Full Leprechaun or Nothing. Everyone Has a Hudson Hawk. One of the deformed guy movies. Isn't there a Dead Guy Movie called Weekend Something. A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Choppa. Gentlemen, Start Your Ritchies. Snakes, Adults, and...

TMS 2681: Surge Purge 29.07.2024

I don't like Multi-Streeeeam. YouTube Makes Me Twitch. The Marvelest Mr. Ibbott. Fed in the dark by hunchbacks. Olympic Sex Village. Leave A Turd In Her Mailbox. No Back Hugging. Getting the C from a sea of people. Oily Lympics. Doin it on an Amazon box. The Ream Team. The Cleanest Bums in the NBA. Ivory Soap Happy 99.44%. Bel-ar-us oh oh. Stephen Schleicher Is Lagmaster Jones and more on this epi...

TMS 2680: Tall Narcissists 25.07.2024

You Get NO Brian, NO Wendi & NO Lt Yar! Booster Hearts. FDA Special Agent. Baby Bird Burrito. There's more to Ireland than Lucky Charms. Science Adjacent. Boiling Boogersnots. Cancer Crabs. Bless Me Podfather For I Have Sinned. Big-eared Idiot Head. Make Utah Mid Again! Bring Back the 50 Wife Deal. They Looked at he valley and said We'll Take It, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream....

TMS 2679: Roomba Clanahan 23.07.2024

Competitive Sweeping. Sneaky Alligator. That 70s restaurant. Karen Butthole. Home Malone. Everyone back in the Poo! Golden Starship Trooper Girls. Flaking Off Their Day Skin. Lift Your Gays. Dr. Tooth and the Subway Next Door. Coretemu. The Power of Laps Compells You! Cupping That Battery Bum. The Survey Says. The Shelf Of Shame w Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast...

TMS 2678: Joe Danger Sky 18.07.2024

You get no breast exam, no pap smear, and no Lt. YAR! Let's Talk About the Duck in the Room. Stick a thermo meter in your duo denim. I Don't Like Your Mac & Cheeeeeese! The BEST shit. Squirting those digestive juices. Scott's Mom Is An Outlaw. 10:15 With A Colon. Fun-Sized Episode. No Show Monday! Experian elder care. Where Do You Need Your Cream Filled? Brundlefly Funktastic. Don't say a WORD...

TMS 2677: Pez Zero 17.07.2024

No faking Mr. Pancake. McAddict. Inside Stephanie's pet. Being Gentle with Brian's Thing. The Morning Unboxing. Rough time in shipping. Fiddle Farting with Dunaway. The Boxtroll Agenda. Sweet Coraline. Aged Like a Fine Abnormal Wine. her head's off.. heads not supported to be off. Wasn't here a Matrix movie called Matrix something. A Hose Pops Out. No ads with Tom. People You Don't See with Randy...

TMS 2676: Jeebies On The Side 16.07.2024

Boober Shells. Mr. Pancake and the hamsters. Tortilla Size Floppy Disks. The Wrong Kind of Oniony. Hostess Twinks. No peach shall touch the grass! 3 month sticky kitchen. Australians Are Big Giant Queens. Merlympics. Fantasy of Fish Folk. Walk without Risotto. Locally-Sourced Heebies. we have a code 389 - multiple gerbils. It's 8 inches ... but floppy. Steamed on a Pile of Onions with TV's Travis...

TMS 2675: 4 Alarm Diaper 15.07.2024

Is it too early for a piss sandwich? Duodenum, Denim, and Dunaway. Porch Pirate Pooch. Korean Soup. Infinite Leash. Wordle distracted dog walker. Rub the Buttons with Both Hands. Timberlake oven mitts. Nepo not Pedo. Laser Lemon. Who are the a**holes in your neighborhood. Le Party. This one's for you, row 283! Full of Food that John Hates. You Have To Paint Them With Stephen Schleicher and more on...

TMS 2674: Kinda Hootery 11.07.2024

Nun in the Bucket. Hootie at Hooters. Mr. Roboto cohost. Weird meat nugget. Poop on Glass. All the Suddens. Snakes Gonna Snake. Bite Twice to Neutralize. Leopard print suspect. Cat Action Satisfaction. Taking the rage quit deal. Crusty Hairy Push. full burger habit. There Is A Zipcode Involved. Tech time with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...

TMS 2673: Rubbin' Nubbins 10.07.2024

Anal Funnel Cake. How to train your algorithm. The devil made this table. Space Camel Toe. She Spoke with her Fist. You'll Get No Data, No Chemistry, and No Lt Yar! New Borg Burrito from Chipotle. He Was Into Old Man Worm. Scott complains about his pencil. In there diggin' with my fingers. Getting Through The Garbage. Quarterly Apple Fritter. The Gap is a Design Feature. It happened in Gay Paris w...

TMS 2672: OnlyFusedFans 09.07.2024

You get No Ads, No micro-transactions and NO Lt Yar! Skintro. Can't stiff the Lyft. I've Been Swipped & Swapped. Welcome To Ibbott Cab: Cash, Grass or Ass? Appropriate For Genital Audiences. Triple Click to Be Sure. I Like The Higher Speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds! (I don't like bees). Frilly Cute Panty Deals. Baaaabyyyyy Landshark do do. Who lives in an egg under the bay? Jean Grey Phoenix!. Bo...

TMS 2671: Hairyola 08.07.2024

Tina for scale. The Morning Nonsense. Brian Ibbott Fan Expo. Nipple Business. Vegetables of Courage. Thrust and Torque in the pool. Moist Fireworks. Hot Fart American Summer. Secondhand Goose Water. We Do Nonsense. Wooden wiener target. Don't build on ancient teenage makeout grounds. Relaxing the cables. Convalescing With Con Crud. Let The Wookie Win With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morn...

TMS 2670: Puke-a-chu 03.07.2024

So-de-licious. Hairy Metal with Dunaway. Tomorrow we Celebrate FREEDOM... Freedom from TMS. Rah! Rah! Wrong team! The Cracks in Tina. Well Pat my Cheese steak. Certified Companions Let It Rip. F Minor Bombs. Tom's got the Vim. killer cords from outer space. Van batting for the other team. Rat-a-too-tees. Sorry Canada. Soda bubbles are devil's farts. They had hair and were a band. Dilated Anus and...

TMS 2669: Bees Louise 02.07.2024

Eyeball Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! Goth Elvis Impersonator. Hey ChatGPT write me a Rant about whether AI Prompters are Artists. Soaking the nub. Forbidden Bologna. Human flesh Chia pet. There Are Fore Skins. Marrying All The Kids. Box of Ron Jeremys please. Skid Squin. Greased up Tongans. He didnât spend 6 years at Echo medical school to be called doctor. Shemmys and Shgrammies. Meat is mur...

TMS 2668: Munkeys and Dunkeys 01.07.2024

The Fat Bastard Alternative. Shake him off my turd. Bikerack Mountain. Big Fella? What the Hella? Powered By Pickle Juice. Human free zoo time. I don't like WebPEEEEEE. I only need one kind of butt soreness. Castor Oil Parfait. Stupid Hill. Ain't Too Proud To Sag. Its a fun job. You're stopping and grabbing people. Hi Slop! Lance Armstrong Lookin' Bike Dudes. MystBusters With Bill and more on this...

TMS 2667: Modularity Jockularity 27.06.2024

Two Guys, a Package, and a Ring Camera. No Chris Brown, No Cooch, and NO LIEUTENANT YAR! Wife likes normal speed. Neighbor man, cool, manly, and convincing. Spice Moms. Re-butter the Chode. TMS is Snot for Everyone. Less jump outable. Glass recognition drinking problem. So Not A Swifty. Fake Title. Boogers and all! The Scott abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. Throwing Up He...

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