Scott Johnson

The Morning Stream

Comedy EN ↓ 1008 episodes

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Author

Scott Johnson

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

frogpants.com

Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

TMS 2815: Aunt Market 24.04.2025

Oops! All Preshow. We All Like Freebeeeeeeeees. Say Hi To Matthew. Boats full of Seamen. Bording Pass for the D. Nothing beats a grandkids letter. It chokes on anything thicker. The money saving tips Vegas doesn't want you to know! Go, Sperm Racer, Go! Tetris Packer. Missing chat to go have fun. Overly Fonda. Goin' to the D! Egg Sauce. Panoramic Shane and more on this episode of The Morning Stream...

TMS 2814: War Chester Shire 23.04.2025

You'll have no Kimchi, no horseradish and no Lt. Yar! Copycat Dipshitter. Tumor fruit. Port a Potty Perks. Shriracha Schmear. Gotta Go At Costco. Ass Cheek to Ass Cheek. I Dream Of GKneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Neither a Miracle, Nor a Whip. Runner butt poo. Friendly Wackadoo. Non-Organic Dipshits. The darker the berry the hotter it is. John Wayne's Sperm. Tech Time with Mr. Las Vegas Tom Merr...

TMS 2813: Doodle With a Tube 22.04.2025

I'll bring the blood. Two Chicks, One Stone. BUT WHERE DID THEY GO?? Speaking of prosthetic weiners. Beefy Horn. An Extended Stay In The Stall. Real or Diggler. Know Your Jesus Dipshits. Big Puffy British Guy. The Exact Timeline of Zelda. Untarrif Your Swetch. Automatic Sensor Light Boogie. Holy Housekeeping. I Don't Like Orange Peeeeeeeeee. Table Top Horse Racing with Dan the Tabletop Man and mor...

TMS 2812: Time Rice 21.04.2025

CLARE, THE WALKING PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. You Get NO Virgins, NO Zombies & NO Lt Yar! I'd Rather Be Whelmed. If Tom Brady Was a Sarsgaard. No Teat for Texas. Darth Rascal. Ain't Nobody Neckin'. I dont like Elder Zzzzzzzzzs. Juice & Fig Newton. Boobie Flag! Battle of the Fortnite Stars. A Long Place to Live. Jonesing For A Tiki Bar. Vibrate Modes. Sigourney Weaver is an X-Wing with St...

TMS 2811: Justifiable Ejection 17.04.2025

Energiza, It'll Surprizya, Bruce. You Get NO Waint, NO Bolth & NO Lt Yar! (v) I Need The Right IVeeeeeeeeeeee. Lysdexics Of The. World: Untie! Also, I'm Fat. Polly Wants A Ciggie. The Juggage of Peeage. More of a wagon than a streak. I Don't Give Two Figs About Wasps. Trailing Zuckerberg. Better Living Through Chemistry. Smart kids hide in the most disgusting places. My Name is... Max? Fewer N...

TMS 2810: Tasting Joey 16.04.2025

Rue Patties Drag Race. Ass Pic. Meat Cake. Kangaroo's on the menu, boys! I Don't Like Head Cheeeeeeeeeese! Love Me Don't. A carapace full of goo. Jug Moisture. Mister Whompass. While my Feud gently weeps. My Boy Wink. Attack of the Gelatinized Tomatoes. Bloodsport with Crackers. Wednesdays keep on humping (humping, humping) into the future. Getting turned on with Tom. It's my son with Nicole and m...

TMS 2809: This one's for J.J. 15.04.2025

Can we lose some douchebags instead please?! Brian Scissoring On His Bike. Stephen Colbert doesn't care about you. Girl Dinner. Insecure penguin. Security Camerage. Kick a Pickle! 480 Mother F-ing Watts of Power! Let us know how the probing went, Les. Tux On The Run. Rock-a-Dial Croc. Goose-plotation. Ebay Secret Ween. Touch the Bird and Get Out. Jackie Robinson Jr Jr with TVsTravis and more on th...

TMS 2808: Panera Weed 14.04.2025

Is it too early for a weed sandwich? You get NO Power, No Showbot, and NO Lieutenant Yar!! Emotional Support Croc. Rubbing the lucky horn. Moving Swingers To The Right Side. Flash Our FiOS! Slingin' Hot Truth. Giant Beaver Story. Billy Jean is not my Mother. Put Morbius in the Corner. Bathroom Defendants. Aerospice. Del-TONA!! If You Live In A Pocket. Wolf Eggs with Bobby and more on this episode...

TMS 2807: Emotional Support Cobra 10.04.2025

A cake of angels. A herd of spiders. Taka Shitty. Die-a-per. Entertainment Furniture. Is It Too Early For A Cough Sandwich. Spider infested tubes. Pee Completionists. It's all Doitch to me. Bartender Nonsense. Gibberish in cincinnati. 7 emotional support tigers is not enough. Sticky Boob Bra. Bimbo fan. Going all Office Space with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Aca...

TMS 2806: Salty Rim 09.04.2025

My Cousin Amy. Sucked In w Tom Merritt. Ashes to Ashes, Butts to Butts. My wife made me a virgin. Double Ringing Ramen. A Fartgas of Farkuses. Leezershoot Larry. Replicator? Barley Knew Her! The Device Said Moops. Funky Funky BeJunky. Caffeinated Travis. Only Dogs can Hear the Sonic Screwdriver. Scott Pees while Brian ISPeeeeeeeees! Pallbearer - More Than an Emotional Load. The one movie WITHOUT G...

TMS 2806: Hoo Flung Dung 07.04.2025

Sit On Bum On Bike! On your left. On your left! ON YOUR LEFT!! Idaho Bans Moobs! Baptisms & Body Slams. Massive Mouth Muscle. The White Resin is for loading and unloading only. There is no parking in the White Resin. - Ikcor. With Great Pooing Comes Great Responsibility. Jesus died for your pins. Mac SE30 Beige. This Coffee is Black. Coffee's Supposed to be Black. (C) I Hope They Wash Their Be...

TMS 2804: Nice Deposit 03.04.2025

I Don't Like Recycled Peeeeeeeeee. Fart, The Enema of the State. The Incredible Hulk with 2 big things. She Found a Dude in There! You wouldn't butter me up when I'm angry. Anyway, Back To The Internet. We don't need a DC Hero. Carter will cut a bitch! Let Me Take These, With Peace and Love. Why the Junk? Hate Both the Pomp and the Circumstance. John Lambo vs Fred Ferrari. You won't get much latit...

TMS 2803: Loose Kangaroo 02.04.2025

Show me Barf! Hydro Thunder, Hydro Wife. Sad Mario Pile. Screw Konami. I Live in Horny County, Giggity. Wrangling The Loose Roo. Treat It Like The Hump That It is. The Jerk Around Bit. BummerMan. Take On Jarf w Jeff. Honey I shrunk Moranis with Brian. Mischiveous Goat. The Last Bear Ender. Everyone and Napoleon Dynamite's Grandma. Not Ready For Bedtime Players with Nicole and more on this episode...

TMS 2802: Dirty Potters 01.04.2025

Chuck Check w Chuck. It's My Racist Way or the Highway. But the GAYS! Utah, the Poo Hive State? Naturally Clean. Snake Sperm - Honey for Your Vocal Chords. Darth Bader Ginsburg. The Shizz back there. Everything everywhere all in the wrong places in Utah. Would You Like To Add Freecock? There are many peach trees. This one is mine. Larry the Small Toad. Bach Back in the News! Always have the right...

TMS 2801: Bread Explosion 27.03.2025

We Are Entering the Hawaiian Shirt Zone. Getting heckled by Gknee Baron Zemo Dance Shuffle. Dexters lavatory. Sneaky Bacterium. Set your phasers on Verb! Bagel Mystery. Bags Fry Flea. $8 Million Dollars of Good Boy. Woof! Lemme Take a Selfie. The first rule of Sip Club is tell the entire Tadpool about Sip Club. No United, No American, and NO LT YAR. Be More like Less and less like not Less. My Fir...

TMS 2800: Tweak The Snugness 26.03.2025

We've Got No Squirrels, No Raccoons, and NO LIEUTENANT YAR!! This Show Has No Philosophyyyyyyyyyyy. Its-a-Me, Bellagio! Fad Tooley Pooed. Bouncy And Booby. Avoid the ingestibles. Freaking Word Vomit. How does your basement studio get? Henley Hides the Hole. The Cigarette Hole. Steve will survive. Birds leave a 1 star yelp review. Trash Pandas got No Respect. Contemplating My Potato Mountain. The M...

TMS 2799: Soul Serum 25.03.2025

Foretold in the Sacred Documents. I Had Dinner With Zeeeeeeee. Cillian Murphy; server extraordinaire. The Convention Convention, How Convenient. Smoking or non smoking drink. I'm not the sparkly type. You can have my dried squid. MGM Fruit Rollup. James is Such a Blunt. MMmmmmm Sausage Blanket. Squirt You Some Pearl Jam. College Ruled Lines. Gay Bengay. The Sphere - An OSHA Violation in Motion. Ti...

TMS 2798: Donkey Hautay 24.03.2025

Fat Fudd. Serverance. We're Ooga Chaka Free. Exposed elbows. Both the Rootin and the Tootin. Why don't you tell ME the specials! Swingers, put your golf-balls in the bowl. Used toes, taste tested. Tell me the ropes! Chips Momen. One Of Us, One Of Us. Used and gently vomited. I have a penis so I'm probably wrong. Mom's Dr. Zhivago, with Dunaway. All Roads lead to Einstein with Bobby and more on thi...

TMS 2797: A Distant Turd 20.03.2025

Found a Vein, You Probably Think This Blood is About You. Barely Food. Can I Have That Black Crayon Now. Sloan Malone Ramone. Real Ibbotts Do Wear Plaid. In Tolbert We Trust. The Sedona doughnut. Nillanananutters. Crunchy Hornets. Fig Newton of your Imagination. No sugar, no flies and no Lt. Yar!!! Turtle Shell jock strap. Gimme the Harley phlebotomist. The dog went to live on a farm upstate... wh...

TMS 2796: Beef Oven 19.03.2025

Pirating Orange Theory. Crabbage in the Cock Pot. Blow it Off Your Hand. Willy Wonka With His Pants Down. Chicken Nazi. Don't say whole lightly. Vulva Vibe. The Wood Is Good. Fast lane squatting. Eggquinox. A Bit Of A Burpie. Ohhh, Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Middle People! Show Me Meatloaf. Doing Hot Tom Things With Tom. Dance Monkey, Dance with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of...

TMS 2795: Cow Hums It 18.03.2025

Concrete clown shit. Assuming no one's pee shy. Dr. Bigfinger Gorillahands. Scott breaks his HIPAA. Super British man. Skivvy Encounter. Panera Bread Virgin. The iPod Mork, Nano Nano. How Come We Say How Come? Haunted by clowns. Successfully disappointing. Climbing Brian Head. Texas has a strong personality. I Like Big Ass Burritos and I Cannot Lie. Dan Has all the cards and more on this episode o...

TMS 2794: Shirtless Irish 17.03.2025

Dirty Messy Leprechauns. Where do you go to buy a shirt in Ireland? Green Eggs and Bacon. Too many Culkins. Fish Heads On Film. The Fert Corvette. Pimpmobile Baybeeeee. Holy Cow! That's Paxton? Forgive Me Father For I Have Not Been Physical. Not that there's anything wrong with it. Tandy 2 5 5. Sure it wasn't a wooly elk? You Stole My Sex Move. Smells like old people. Why'd You Have to Go and Make...

TMS 2793: Scraping Virginia 13.03.2025

Hurts More Than the Yank. One pull per nostril. You Get NO Ooga, NO Chaka & NO Lt Yar! Yank It Out Wax Deal. Froggy Peen. A Moment Of Silence For Clare. Getting the Light at both ends. It's Neither A Pap Nor A Smear... DISCUSS! Men are wusses, women are awesome. The moment I said COW! Manipulabubble. Can't talk, more coffee. In the name of 2025. Yank it and be done the first time! LEAVE RICK A...

TMS 2792: Ketchup is Just Tomato Pudding 12.03.2025

Camel Toe Meat Pies. Childhood Fart. We Have to Go Baaaaaaaack with Dunaway. Foreign and Gross. Wafted With My Poo Air. Check your Scobies. Pillsbury Weiner Wraps. Why am I drippings vith Jus? X is for X Files. MacGuyver Gum. Moose and Elk and Moose and Elk. Poor kid getting my wind. We just sat back and let the wookie win. Tomato Pudding with Tom. Watching a Recommental with Your Nurse with Nicol...

TMS 2791: Bum Plumbed 11.03.2025

Uber Boobies. Sublime Sans Swears. Colonoscopy office? Enter through the rear. Jackhammer Jim. Colon O'Scoppy. Doctor Teflon Tesla. I Can See Jersey Mike's From My House. Looks Like You Need Help...Out of My Car. YEAAAAAAAAAH!!! Potbelly Sub in my Belly. Thanks For The Early Poke. Friendly, but firm. Large Tub Orange Jello. All Airplane Movies Look the Same. Entering your warp zone. Mopping Up Ruf...

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