The Morning Crow

Morning Crow? More like "Morning Crow To The Polls!" That's my Hillary Clinton impression. Anyway, on this week's Morning Crow, Eamon does some impressions of important politicians, Nick discovers a new STI, and Austin receives a wedding invite.

Happy Halloween to those who celebrate! Some of us dressed up, some of us were too cool for school. On this episode: a new movie guessing game, amazing news on bumper stickers, and all 200 of our recurring segments. Easily the best episode of the Morning Crow YET!

Hi Sharks! Today I'm seeking no money at all for 100% retention rate on my radio show, the MORNING CROW! This week, Eamon and Austin craft the worst product ever pitched to Shark Tank while Nick gets screened for breast cancer. Enjoy the show!

On this week's Morning Crow, Nick crowns the fattest bear in America, Eamon leaks the winner of the Super Bowl, and Austin creates a new guessing game using Letterboxd star ratings.

Live from Chicago, it's the MORNING CROW! On this episode, Nick, Eamon and Austin drafting the current SNL cast to their 5-person fantasy team. Eamon also tells us its okay to do a Jamaican accent because that is something he is allowed to do. All this and more on this week's MORNING CROW!

On this week's Morning Crow, Eamon and Austin determine once and for all what the worst kind of guy is, argue about which one of Alvin and the Chipmunks is hottest, and compete in a Hyrox race.

On this week's Morning Crow, Austin applies to be a contestant on The $100,000 Pyramid, Eamon endorses an inclusive Sportsbook app, and Nick doubts the Miracle on the Hudson. All this and more on this week's epic, swashbuckling, spine-tingling edition of the MORNING CROW!

Labor Day is OVER! GET BACK TO WORK! We're back in the studio with a new Morning Crow. This week, Eamon pulls the strings of global capital, Nick finds the funniest photographs ever taken, and Austin swears to never ever watch Apocalypse Now.

On this magical episode of The Morning Crow, the boys meld their minds together into one organism, Austin dunks on musical comedy, and Nick confesses his love for Moose Tracks ice cream.

Cockadoodledoo that's what they say! On this week's show: Nick takes a much needed leave for a live-saving medical procedure, we discuss the ethics of fake sign language, the Freedom 250, and the return of our favorite segment on the show!

Hee Haw! That's not the sound a rooster makes, that's a Donkey! But it's still the MORNING CROW!!! On this week's show, Nick discovers his love for macaques, Austin turns into Mikhail Gorbachev, and Eamon lists every single movie with a car in it.

On this week's Morning Crow: Nick really goes through it. I'm not gonna spoil it in the description but dang. It's not good. Anywho... Nick and Austin miss their buddy Eamon who they now have to replace, they boys talk about a trip to Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, and Nick's teeth fall out live on air! All of this excitement and more on The Morning Crow!

On this episode of The Morning Crow, Eamon and Austin (Nick's out sick) cover The Odyssey movie review, Shane Gillis' record-breaking stadium show, star sightings at the WNBA All-Star Game (Jason Sudeikis, Malala), and whether Spike Lee's Old Boy remake is worth watching. Then it's news time: the Paramount/Warner Bros. merger gets paused, a mystery caller weighs in, and we break down Mayo's 75-yea...

On this week's Morning Crow: Computer Guy has gone missing. Austin and Nick talk about auteur filmmakers in the MCU, take the US citizenship test, and we protect Hasbullah from those who might want to harm him!

On This Week's MORNING CROW, Nick ranks the best adaptations of The Odyssey, Eamon calls on an old friend to learn about football, and Austin inhales the moisture stored in his cerebellum.

Ah shoot guys. We got kicked out of our studio today, Austin is helping them pack up while Nick and Eamon are left to keep the show going as best they can. Will they succeed? Will it be a complete waste of time? Find out on today's MORNING CROW!

Love is in the air on today's Morning Crow! On this episode, the boys discuss what celebrities they'd invite to their dream wedding, the president intervenes with the broadcast yet again, and Eamon drinks a big bottle of Fiji water. Seriously this thing is massive.

On today's Morning Crow, Nick does close up magic tricks, Austin pitches a sequel to Little Miss Sunshine, and Eamon picks his World Cup winner by the quality of the country's food.

The Morning Crow takes to the high seas! Live from a summer cabin in the middle of nowhere, the boys go fishing, sing songs, and melt in the sun.

It's a sad day here at the Morning Crow, Nick has passed on and donated his organs to his car. Austin confesses his undying love for Tom Holland and Eamon tries to determine which professional sports league is the most like the Democratic party.

On this week's MORNING CROW, Eamon translates some ancient Mesopotamian comedy, Nick reveals his Tony Award picks, and Austin sends a deer flying with his brand new car.

On this politically charged episode of The Morning Crow, Eamon argues to make bedtime a constitutional right, Austin finds a skinwalker outside of his house, and Nick gives us a lesson on how to not break character on camera.

Austin is GASSY on this week's Morning Crow and he makes it EVERYONE'S problem. Eamon recaps the Wienie 500 and Nick proposes a new definition to the word "trilogy"

On This Week's Morning Crow, Nick dresses like Dale Earnhardt, Austin cheats at Movie Blackjack, and Eamon sells the boys on the sweet taste of stallion milk.

Eamon needs to STOP TALKING. Just so annoying in this episode. He's just bulldozing through Nick and Austin playing games, having fun, great banter, flirting...all of that ruined by Eamon's attitude and lack of professionalism. Goodness. Watch this train wreck. Gosh.