99.7 The Blitz

The Morning Blitz

Comedy EN ↓ 838 episodes

The Morning Blitz is on 99.7 The Blitz LIVE from Columbus Ohio! Featuring Goose, Kelly, and Thick Rick! Listen to the podcast as Goose, Kelly, and Thick are Live & Local Every weekday from 6a-10am on WRKZ 99.7 The Blitz!

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99.7 The Blitz

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Comedy

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theblitz.com

Latest episode

Oct 23, 2026

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Episodes

The Most Cash You Ever Carried and The Dumbest Debate - Blitz Morning 4-30-25 30.04.2025

What is the most cash you ever carried on your person? A 7 year old drives 10 miles because he wanted McDonalds Don't throw an urn of your family member's ashes in the ocean 95% of single women agree this is the one thing they wish men would do The music timing challenge

How Did You Get Stupid Famous and Unhinged Marriage Hacks - Blitz Morning 4-29-25 29.04.2025

What did you do to trick your kids into doing things you wanted? Women share their unhinged marriage hacks to control their husbands What dumb thing did you do to become famous locally? Texts from last night Rock N Rumble

Nicknames For People At Your Work and Shedeur Gets Pranked - Blitz Morning 4-28-25 28.04.2025

This yer's Rock N Roll Hall of Shame Inductees Shedeur Sanders and Goose's fiance both got pranked People melting down over their team's NFL draft picks What are nickanmes of people at your work and why? Results from the first ever sperm race

What Did You Learn About Women When You Moved In With Her? - Blitz Morning 4-25-25 25.04.2025

What did you learn about your girl after living together? The Goonies and Back to the Future date Propositioned by a swinging couple Schools with jello shots and a fight club Don't blow it for everyone

Awkward Birds And Bees Talk and Comedian Jim Jeffries - Blitz Morning 4-24-25 24.04.2025

Did you have an awkward talk about the birds and the bees? Comedian Jim Jeffries calls in Who is the most famous person in your contacts? Eating in the car Ghost vs Journey

What Did You Get In The Breakup and Cat Buttholes - Blitz Morning 4-23-25 23.04.2025

What simple thing did you get to keep after a breakup? Cats are not rubbing their buttholes all over your furniture These 80s TV commercials did not age well If you have sex with a cow, don't get video This girl says her guy cannot have a female doctor

Things We Are Brainwashed To Believe We Need and Pet Names - Blitz Morning 4-22-25 22.04.2025

Things that people have been brainwashed to believe they must have Tell us your pet's name and we will tell you what kind of pet you have Frivilous Go Fund Me pages Twins speak in sync Opposite movie titles

Your High School Drama Story and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 4-21-25 21.04.2025

What was the drama in your high school that no one ever forgot? He cried for Rory, but not for me The first sperm race is scheduled Marilyn Manson covers 'In The Air Tonight' Who's doing what?

Bobaflex Stops By The Studio and Best Butthole Contest - Blitz Morning 4-18-25 18.04.2025

Shaun and Marty McCoy from Bobaflex hang out with us You can enter or watch the best butthole contest in Michigan Getting hit with projectile vomit on an airplane Robocop and aliens are real Whatever happened to white dog poop?

Getting High With The Police For Research and Orgasm Man - Blitz Morning 4-17-25 17.04.2025

You can get high with the Seattle police for research purposes A man has random orgasms all day everyday Things you used to love that have faded away Song timing challenge F my life

Why Did You Turn The Car Around and Bitching Fees - Blitz Morning 4-16-25 16.04.2025

What made you or your parent turn the car around? Bitching fee at restaurant Star Wars wedding The Batman problem Blitz Therapy

Naked At disneyland and Mom's House Rules - Blitz Morning 4-15-25 15.04.2025

Did you have rules like this mom's house? A man ran naked through Disneyland What would you not buy even with a 99% discount? Bride accidentally took sleeping pills before her wedding Table or booth?

The Best Terrorist Take Over Movie and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 4-14-25 14.04.2025

The best terrorist takeover movie Gay airport scanners Riding horseback In Walmart New sperm racing league Gummy thoughts

Astronaut Poop Side Hustle and Rubbing A Principal’s Feet - Blitz Morning 4-11-25 11.04.2025

NASA wants to pay you to fix their poop problem What thing did you think you would never say to your kid? National Record Store Day An assistant principal had a 13 year old student rub her feet Rock N Rumble

What Type Are You Never Dating Again and Funeral Problems - Blitz Morning 4-10-25 10.04.2025

What type of person will you never date again? Crazy things we have seen happen at funerals Trapped by a pair of geese F My Life Wild animals loose in the house

What Did You Try And Survive and The Minecraft Movie - Blitz Morning 4-9-25 09.04.2025

Don’t Be That Co-worker Things Left In An Uber Tried It And Survived It Minecraft Movie Insanity Time Warp

Saving Airplane Seats And Rock N Rumble - Blitz Morning 4-8-25 08.04.2025

Is it okay to save seats on a plane? Phrases said the wrong way Rock N Rumble Pranking mom with wrong names of food Jobs where you get yelled at

Picked Last In Gym Class And Detachable Penis - Blitz Morning 4-7-25 07.04.2025

Being Picked Last In Gym Class Detachable Body Parts How Long Will The Wedding Last? Gummy Thoughts Blitz Rock Rundown

Plot Holes And Eating Grandpa's Ashes - Blitz Morning 4-4-25 04.04.2025

Worst Movie Plot Holes A Kid Eats His Grandpa's Ashes How Did You Experience Impossible Odds German Aliens What Did You Live Through?

How To Get Payback And What Band Do You Just Not Get? - Blitz Morning 4-3-25 03.04.2025

What Band Do You Just Not Get? Your Old Email Address F My Life Bad Habits How To Get Payback

Where You Want Your Ashes Spread and The Timing Challenge - Blitz Morning 4-2-25 02.04.2025

What Are 3 Places You Would Like Your Ashes Spread? Goose Issues Another Timing Challenge Rock N Rumble Kelly's Husband Got In A Fight With Chat GPT Blitz Therapy

Best Prank Ever And Is Goose A Creep? - Blitz Morning 4-1-25 01.04.2025

The Best Prank Ever Is Goose A Creep For This? Snake Sperm Family Feud Amish Mafia

The Gross Things We Do And An Attack On Breasts - Blitz Morning 3-31-25 31.03.2025

An All Out Attack On Breasts That Gross Thing You Do Don't Blow It For Everyone Thick Rick Kisses Fish Cemetery Sex

Sharktopus, Redheads, And Doobie In Studio - Blitz Morning 3-28-25 28.03.2025

Doobie In Studio Sharktopus Sayings You Never Forgot Free Dating For Redheads Don't Blow It For Everyone

Kids Break Stuff And Ronnie Radke Goes Off Again - Blitz Morning 3-27-25 27.03.2025

Shark Or Shart? Ronnie Radke Goes Off Again Kids Will F Some Stuff Up How Do You Want To Be Remembered? Lady Bugs Are Whores

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